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Calling all volunteers!!!

🥚🌺🥚🌺🥚 *~*~* Do you like eggs? *~*~* 🥚🌺🥚🌺🥚

I bought a bunch of them from that wizard that made the flower eggs. I thought the list of warnings sounded weird, so I tested the first two. Do not try it at home! Take it outside! Like, outside the city! You'll thank me later.

But I'm having trouble testing the third one. So! If anyone wants to eat an egg for science, let me know!

Important note: There is no material compensation for this! Participate at your own risk! And if you already ate one, let me know. I'll keep track if anything bad happens and send you the data. There is literally no reason not to tell me if you've already shoved one in your mouth. It's only benefits from here.

ichoosefight

[ Steph has set up this PSA perfectly framed so that everyone can see the exasperated expression on her face. Not angry, thankfully that whole ordeal is over, but deeply unimpressed by her fellow interdimensional travellers. ]

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone of Murphy's Law.

You may not call it that. You may not know it exists. But I promise you, it holds true for every culture, in every time period, in every universe:

Anything that can go wrong, will.

Does it seem like a bad idea? It is. Is there a chance it'll blow up in your face? It will, and probably everyone else's face too. Is it going to make strangers mad at you? Don't do it.

[ She looks the camera dead in the eye, glaring as though she can stop people from being stupid by sheer force of will. She will damn well try regardless.

There's a pause while she hopes that sinks in. ]

Also, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm sharing it anyway:

Necromancy is never the answer.

That's all. I'm out.

mistrustingheart

[Not like the girl wants this to be a video but Tuk Tuk and even her familiar insist it considering they seem to be somewhere in the Land of Rot / near the Dragon's Graveyard. And Tuk Tuk is a lot smaller, than Raya is used to him being back home but she still can't resist the puppy eyes look from him. Well, at least it's faster than writing any texts on her device.]

So... Tell me about dragons.

Local dragons, or any dragons that you've seen back wherever you came from, or any dragons, that you might have heard about from anyone, who used to be here or whatever else... Anything works, including familiars too.

[If this is one of those "does anyone else have x in their home world", she sure isn't about to share those details of her home world to the whole network. Just one dragon nerd asking questions... Also, if you happen to be around doing that same quest too, feel free to skip the network and come talk to her face to face.]

writtendestiny

Who else here has fae in their world?

What are they like?

In mine, you would be unwise to trust them but even more unwise to try and ignore them or meddle with them. They steal babies and replace them with fae things called Changelings, and treat humans like lower life forms only there for their use or amusement. They speak in riddles and will use words to trick you. They don't think like humans or share their moral boundaries.

The ones here seem to be the same way, and I don't trust them any more than I would trust the ones back home. But angering them would be a stupid thing to do.

Recently I've been wondering if more people here have positive experiences with fae than not.

[Sure would explain a few things.]

troubadamsel

[ The screen shows a refined, elegant young lady having tea. She takes one sip before smiling pleasantly. ]

Greetings, one and all. For those who I've yet to meet, my name is Maribelle. A pleasure, I'm sure. I promise not to take up too much of your time today - rather, I have a small, fun little "quest" of my own to offer everyone.

[ Her manner and voice sound as calm as a gentle breeze... but the look in her eyes is bone-chillingly cold. The snow outside has nothing on them. ]

There is a man here called Toshirou Hijikata. If you don't know the name, he's a human with short black hair and typically wears a commander's uniform. What I would like is a photo of him... wearing a humiliating outfit. I want his soul being destroyed in the expression. I want every single last trace of dignity he has left utterly vanquished. And I'm willing to pay extra for every additional photo taken. I'll start with one hundred G, but I'm also open to negotiation.

[ She then moves the phone, to show various magical items on the table - Magic Mask, Enchanted Pink Calcite, and Mirror Mirror. ]

If a monetary factor isn't in your interest, I'd be willing to be part with any of these.

[ Another silent sip of tea. Her smile never vanishes. ]

Now, before I send you on your merry way, no doubt someone is going to ask me why I'm requesting this, so I may as well get it over with. Last month, some of us wound up unwillingly switching bodies. Hijikata and I were such victims. While I was in his body, I remained inside and inconspicuous, so as to not damage his reputation or allow any misunderstandings to follow him once we retuned to normal.

As for him?

He decided to parade my body in a revealing outfit in a shady nightclub while plunging items into my bosom.

[ SSSSSIIIIIIIIIIP. ]

Happy hunting.

letmewin

( In Asriel's opinion, it's always better to make a text post when he's upset about something. He doesn't want to worry anyone, especially when he's well aware that he's someone who's rather sensitive. He just has a brief question to ask as it is. )

... We never really know when people leave when they do, huh?

Do you think that the people who leave ever come back...?

( It's hard not to miss friends that he's not sure he'll see again. He's lost people important to him before -- but at the least, those he know who have left are going home. Not only that, but they're going to back to a home where they still have friends and family waiting for them.

He just wishes he had a chance to at least say good bye. )

corpsewarblade

[tw: DR Spoilers/Murder/End of the World Talk]

Heeey Avalon! How is everyone? It's me, your favourite Fashionista, Junko Enoshima! It's been ages, huh?

So I like, totally skipped out on the whole Fae Party thing and... uh... did anyone-...

[Her confidence seemed to waver there, and she couldn't quite muster the courage to talk about the transformation that had befallen her- thankfully, she was able to pivot quickly.]

Anyone wanna let me know how it went? I'm totally curious, was it as much of a shit show as the Trials were? You gotta give me all the gossip, 'kay?

And I know you're all like, anxiously waiting for me to announce the Enoshima Winter Fashion show, but don't worry, that's totally on the horizon, I promise! Just gotta think of something suitably impressive now that I've been here over a year, you know? I can't just half-ass it!

But this is a PSA about something more serious- something that happened back home. See, I managed to stumble onto some info about those guys who killed the dragon at the end of last year. One of them comes from the same place as me and has been hiding out in Avalon since she got here.

( danganronpa spoilers, end of the world and murder talk )

Hope you're all keeping warm out there, back to your regularly scheduled fashion rundown at the usual time tomorrow evening~

corruptedsave

[It's the local red-eyed kid again! Looking bored as heck inside their inn room.]

You know, I have a question. Mostly for you adults around here.

[Maybe it's something deep they have to ask of the network...]

You guys do know that like, there are kids here, so why post about adult things on this?

[Or not.]

sanbuzhi

If you were to read the following as a poem, how would you interpret it?

🖤

❤️💭🕊️➡️🥰🛶🌊

👁️💧⤵️🌧️⤵️🌾🌳

💔🛌💭⬛🌃❌⭐

🥰➡️🏠❓❤️👻❓

prontissimo

i hate this

the sky has been leaking for DAYs... WEEKS??

it's so cold my eyes are frozen!

i hate this weird white water

i want to go outside...

( un'illustrazione )

[ A photo of a colored pencil drawing is attached... depicting Alberto "(in a blanket)" beside his familiar Carlo and his pet compsognathus Sofia, trapped inside his home "(forever?)," labeled "cold, alone... and fed up!" beneath falling snow — AKA "weird white water??? (every day...!!!)" — outside the window... All of them clearly "very unhappy" — the sheer image of misery itself. ]

SO!
let's trade!!!
anyone who can help me find or make something like this, i'll cook you food or something, whatever, we'll talk......
but as soon as possible,
i need one of THESE:

( un'altra illustrazione )

[ Another image is attached of Alberto wearing what... seems to be a diver's suit? Or something??? Holding a "giant umbrella" in one hand and Sofia on a leash in a harness in the other, Carlo floating above, all "dry, safe, warm, and NOT at home..." There's still plenty of ~~snow~~ white water around them, "but not on Alberto!" Most importantly, though, in this drawing, they're all happy! — as... baffling as it is to anyone else, surely... No thanks, no niceties, just complaints and demands, urgent, desperate, and maybe a little, um, bizarre? Un po. The kid's gone mad with cabin fever, possibly? This is... well... th-this is something. Definitely something. Ahem. ]

facebite

all this talk about food and slaughtering each other is making me hungry what the hell

anyone know any good pie recipes. maybe something easy

and maybe festive?? themed??? whatever thats like

bakudan_bambino

( CW: mentions of IC Death | ANNOUNCING VERY UNLIKELY LIFE-HIATUS FOR NOVEMBER )

ceraunos

Greetings, everyone! I have a social experiment that I hope you all humor me with:

The purpose of this is to speak about subjects honestly without the worry of revealing ourselves. We can talk about any topic you wish, but try to keep it fun and positive. Only comment anonymously! If you break this one rule and respond while logged in, I will freeze that thread immediately.

To start, please put the topic you wish to talk about in the subject line. There will be sample threads with different subjects to give you an idea.

Well then, let's begin!

( OOC: This is an in-character anonymous meme. All comments are anonymous in our characters' point of view unless stated otherwise. Just put your character's network username on the subject line if you want them to reply "logged in", but Eclair will freeze that thread. Eclair is just testing the waters a bit with this experiment, observing the humans and near-humans and their shenanigans. )

sulit

So, I have an animal-related task that my friend and I need to complete! Can I get an animal mage to step up? Raise your hands? Or paws? I've got some gold to pay with, if you need compensation.

((OOC note: This isn't related to the Animal Mage Hunt quest, but feel free to assume it is, if you like. The timing is hilariously bad but purely coincidental.))

unstable

[ Azula flashes a crudely drawn picture of Zuko across the screen. It's really just an over-exaggerated stick figure with some red crayon over an eye (possibly the wrong one), but it gets the job done enough for what she's about to do. ]

This is my poor, poor sick brother Zuko. We are in dire straits because we cannot afford his medical expenses, so I am asking all you good, kind-hearted people in the world to please send us some money to make sure he can get better.

I will put my information at the end of this video.

[ You can debate about how sincere this all was......., but she did her best sad and humble impression and she's had a lot of practice watching Zuko do it her whole life. Either way, she attaches whatever you need to send her cash directly. ]

corpsewarblade

[The video opens to Junko at her inn room, all decked out in a cute summer dress and sparkly makeup- an attempt has been made to coordinate the colours, but it definitely isn't perfect. Maybe don't look too closely. She gives a wave and her best grin to start off- ]

Heeeey Avalon! It's been an age since I last posted, hasn't it? Did you guys miss me? If you're new here, I'm the Ultimate Fashionista Junko Enoshima, and I've got a super exciting announcement to make!

My channel - ENOSHIMA - is now live! I got verified back at the start of last month, but like, given June was totally cursed it took me a while to get things up and running.

I'll be offering all the best fashion advice, makeup tips and tricks and other such- so please come and check it out! And hey, if you have any suggestions or ideas for things you wanna see me include, let me know, I'd love to hear it!

Whilst you're there- I'm working in collaboration with Darin at Forge Ahead, and there's some seriously cool stuff being made this month, so definitely swing by and say hello. We've got a couple of new daggers in production, so I'll be making a video in the next few days of the best way to conceal knives under a skirt and look good doing it~

To celebrate the channel going live, I'll be hosting another fashion show towards the end of the month or start of next month- thinking of featuring swimwear and other cute Summer Styles this time around! Keep your eyes open for more details nearer the time.

I hope you're as excited as I am~!

writtendestiny

[Though her last post had been entirely anonymous, she had taken on the advice of some of the people who had responded to her. Being lonely is entirely different to being alone, and Poison hasn't been adapting well to having a very limited number of people to turn to if she just wants a friend.

But still, she's never been that good at communicating with people.

She starts the video seated in her room at the inn with a plain wall behind her. Her hair is tucked behind her ears, though she quickly shakes it free upon realising she doesn't much like how that looks.]

Good afternoon.

[Ugh...]

I'm looking for the other alchemists here. I've had that power since I arrived, and I'd like to propose a... [Hmm.] A study group, I suppose. To share ideas, and to help each other if one of us needs it. It isn't the easiest of magics to master, and I think we could find benefits in working as a team sometimes.

[She's sure at least one person is going to scoff at this. Poison doesn't care.]

There's space in Camelot's library, but it doesn't have to be there. I'll be going there later today though, if anyone wants to join me.

corruptedsave

[S'up people of Camelot? The video is of the local red-eyed kid again, but more important is what they're holding at the moment. A dagger that looks a lot like it'd be better to use for gardening than fighting.

It's actually the reason for them making this post.]

Okay so like, hi again. I'm hoping to find someone who can fix up my knife here, since I can't, and hopefully, they can do it on the cheap or for free?

[A pause and then;]

And if not I need a new knife, also for cheap or free.

sulit

So... Are there any dragons in this place? Non-familiar dragons? If so, have they ever harassed the townsfolk here?

And for those of you that have dragon familiars: How chill are they? If someone wanted to burn some paper dragon dolls, are they going to get mad?

raveyardpatriarch

Hello cursed or potentially cursed people!

If you or someone you know have been threatened with a curse over text message, and need to stave off the alleged effects of said curse by passing the message on, please consider:

🎯Me!🎯

Benefits of targeting me with a cursebearing text include:
✔️ Fulfill the requirements of your own curse
✔️ I don't think this is a thing
✔️ But if it is, I learn about it

I am not accepting non text based curses at this time, sorry!

-👻

Isle of Avalon ⚔️️ Network

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