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[personal profile] morns
looking for the following:

— parkour instructors
— cleaners
— bartenders
— dj
— dancers
— cloakroom / reception staff

that's all.


( someone is putting the final touches to a new business, while trying to staff her old one, if you're wondering why the weird mishmash of roles. )
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[personal profile] morns
( Sometimes, getting up early is a blessing because you get to see a wonderful dawn and enjoy the peace and quiet before everyone else starts to rise.

Sometimes, getting up early is a blessing because you run into Elphame's newest statue of the tournament victors. And, as it seems a terrible shame to not drag her friends (and the other three), Kate whips out her phone and does what any good person would do:

Start a slow, circling walk of the statue. Please enjoy the close ups of the loving detail in which every victor is rendered.

And please also enjoy the huff of laughter Kate lets out before she adds a;
)

Congratulations.

( You're immortal, victors. )
morns: (ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʟғ ᴏғ ᴍᴇ)
[personal profile] morns
CW: kidnapping, related to the FUCK!!!!! quest so possible torture

( Here's your backstory: the gang members roaming Camelot pissed Kate off by trying to mug her, and died for it. And, well, gangs don't take it very well when you kill their own.

Which is how this post comes to be made on the dark web by burner phone.
)

re: fuck!!!!!

got bodies if anyone wants them. 10% of whatever you make from it.


( is taking this offer a good idea? probably not. but if you're on the dark web, considering taking on that quest, are you really a bastion of good ideas in the first place? )
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[personal profile] saxsongs
WARNING: This post is a slightly bit more spicy than usual. If you don't like it, scroll past and carry on your day.


Let's play a game called 'Hot or not'. Post an image of yourself or someone else and let the people tell if they think they're hot or not~

Don't be too shy to post a bit more revealing images... but also keep straight up porn out of the post.
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[personal profile] song_princess
I have recently heard that this season was a season for love and a couple of friends got me thinking about it. If it is not too bold as to ask to have my curiosity indulged but, how does courtship work in your world?

Is there anything special one does to initiate it? Or how to reciprocate it? How long does it last before becoming mates?

I would love to hear about it, all of you have my thanks in advance!
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[personal profile] kingfuckboy
i've officially been here about 8 months
and it's one week until valentine's day
i wonder if this place even has valentines day... hm

which is why i am here
well, sort of!!

partly
i also just think this would be fun
you know?

i've turned on anon on this post bc i think that makes it more fun sometimes haha
do you have a confession you want to make? something you absolutely gotta say??
do you have something you want to ask?
now is a time to let it out and keep it a secret

i mean
i guess you dont have to be anon if you dont wanna be
but i know sometimes its easier to talk when ppl dont know its you
i don't care
its up to you

oh im jj by the way!
and if youre new here
welcome to camelot!
this place is pretty neat
i like it most of the time

so if you have any questions you wanna ask about this place
feel free to do that too!!



[ ooc; gonna assume all comments are anon unless otherwise noted just for ease of everyone! ]
morns: (ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ?)
[personal profile] morns
( welcome to the outdoors, Avalon Network. to be specific, welcome to the outdoor course at off limits parkour gym, because that's all that's on the screen. no sign of the person behind the username, though the observant among you may realise that's because her phone is attached to her clothes, GoPro style.

and that's the only warning there is that things are about to start moving, as Kate is quite wordless when she starts running, springing up steps and raised walls to gain height, climbing from one end of the course to the other, where she makes the leap and pulls herself onto the rooftops, continuing to move like liquid across the skyline of the city in an increasingly twisty and complex course which eventually leads her back down to ground, just around the corner from off limits. from there, it's a quick jog until she reaches the gym itself — the yellow light of the neon logo bouncing off her top knot as she lifts the camera to speak into it.
)

Think you can do this? ( she pushes a loose bit of hair out of her face with an exhale, biting back the urge to just cancel this whole stupid promotional tactic. ) Prove it.

( that's all from this live broadcast, but scroll down, and you'll find a text description explaining the point of this: )

off limits parkour race
date: 2nd February
time: 14:00
cost to enter: 100g
rules: no magic

prizes:
free training sessions at off limits
picnic basket & champagne
locally produced wines
potion assortments
homemade lavender tea
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[personal profile] inevitablerest
This may seem a strange question to some.

[But Thanatos does not often indulge his curiosity, so he is doing so right now.]

I have been wondering if there are any others here like myself, who had an existence dedicated only to a single purpose from the moment it began. Before arriving in Avalon I had barely considered the possibility of deviating from mine.

Very suddenly having a great deal of free time was new, unexpected, and a struggle to become accustomed to.

I suspect, given the number here from other worlds, that it isn't only myself and my brother who led such lives before. I would like to hear from others, and hear how they have dealt with the adjustment.
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[personal profile] hitokiri
[ a few too many drinks were involved in the making (and posting) of this message which was definitely not intended for the eyes of the network at large. well oh well, it's just... freely out in the wild now... ]


hehehe look what i found

Read more... )



[ ... it's probably fine. ]
morns: (ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛs)
[personal profile] morns
( maybe she's had one too many drinks when this post comes to mind, which is why it isn't as anonymous as she might like it to be.

... which is why it gets posted instead of deleted as soon as the words flash over the screen.
)

ever think about how long we could be here? already been a year. living here pretending shit's normal. getting jobs. playing with magic.

forgetting who we used to be.

that a good thing? being separated from all that shit?

could be here for years more. become someone new. do shit you never thought you would.


( she's already there, just by having a business. how much further can this place push her out of everything she believed she was? )
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[personal profile] disasdeer
[ Louis appears on the camera, and behind him is a very empty looking room at the inn. Perfect - just how he decorates. He leans back into a chair and has his arms folded over his chest. ]

I was away for a few months and things got bad here, it looks like. I think I have the short version of what happened, and I don't need all of the details. Besides, that's not why I'm here on the network.

[ He considers and then -- ]

In December, at home, we have a Holiday called Rexmas. It's to be spent with families and loved ones, gift giving, that sort of thing. I wager other places have similar holidays, and if you want - you can share what yours are. I'm admittedly a bit curious. December is always busy and eventful for me, and this is the first year in many where I don't anticipate being busy, so I don't know what to do with myself.

Which made me get an idea, which I suspect that a lot of people will like.

[ His tone doesn't shift, and his attention seems solidly on the camera. His tone is...formal, almost stern. ]

I'm thinking that the first weekend of December we should have a party for everyone. A formal party, or maybe a masquerade? Maybe let me know what sounds more fun for you. An opportunity for people to dress up in something nice and enjoy each other's company. To drink, and dance, and party, essentially.

I've worked to organize events like this at home many times before, so I have no problem securing a location, and working to organize the event. As long as others are willing to volunteer to help with setup of it.

[ He unfolds his arms, and his body seems to relax. He smiles a little. ]

That being said, I want to make sure everyone can fully enjoy themselves, and it's a safe event. So I do have a few things that I want to ensure are absolutely going to be rules.

First, children under the age of sixteen will be forbidden to stay after nine in the evening. Second, all weapons are to be left at home. Third, no fighting with magic, either. Magic may be used for the purpose of entertainment at the event.

Again, I want a peaceful, safe event - so these are the only real non-negotiables. Beyond those, I'm open to suggestions, contributors. That's sort of thing.
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[personal profile] kingfuckboy
[ JJ appears on camera, wearing a bright smile and... not much else. He's wearing exclusively his small pair of shorts. In the background is a pole. God knows where the guy found it. But, that will come into play in a little bit. He shuffles for a moment, and decides for a second to be curteous to put on a tank top to go with the rest of the outfit. He'll shift back towards the camera. ]

Sorry about that - It's been awhile - hello~

[ A wide smile. ]

To people who are newer here and who have been here awhile. I'm JJ.

I have a question for all of you, or something to think about. Being in places like this, sometimes there's no obligations like at home. So I want to know -- are there things you still want to learn while you're here? Have you already learned something? What is it that you want to learn?

Where I was before, I wanted to find something new to do, and ended up learning how to pole dance, well, and ballroom dance. But since I don't have a partner here today --

[ And that's when he stands, and shifts towards the pole. He carries the camera with him and positions it somewhere else so there's a nicer view of it. He places both of his hands on the pole and positions himself carefully and works into the first positon. He holds it there for a few moments, then shifts to the ground to change and move into the Butterfly. Only a couple moves for now because to be honest, he'd rather be chatting away. ]

It's totally worth taking up something new. And I guess I should say -- if anyone wants to learn to do a few things here - I'd be happy to show you the ropes.
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[personal profile] ceraunos
Greetings, everyone! I have a social experiment that I hope you all humor me with:

The purpose of this is to speak about subjects honestly without the worry of revealing ourselves. We can talk about any topic you wish, but try to keep it fun and positive. Only comment anonymously! If you break this one rule and respond while logged in, I will freeze that thread immediately.

To start, please put the topic you wish to talk about in the subject line. There will be sample threads with different subjects to give you an idea.

Well then, let's begin!


( OOC: This is an in-character anonymous meme. All comments are anonymous in our characters' point of view unless stated otherwise. Just put your character's network username on the subject line if you want them to reply "logged in", but Eclair will freeze that thread. Eclair is just testing the waters a bit with this experiment, observing the humans and near-humans and their shenanigans. )
morns: (ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʟғ ᴏғ ᴍᴇ)
[personal profile] morns
how do you pick a name for something?

( in the continuing theme of Kate posts, this has no explanation of why she wants to know, nor in any way contains anything that would be useful in getting people to help her name her new business. )
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[personal profile] kingfuckboy
[ JJ's voice comes - well, loudly over the network. He's here, and he's excited. He's outside, if the background of trees and grass is any indication. He takes a seat on a bench, settling in and behind him is -- well, a moose. It's still pretty decently sized, even if it is small for a moose. ]

Soooo [ a hum ] - hello, Camelot! I'm JJ. And this is -- well, he doesn't have a name yet.

[ The camera flashes to three miniature eskimo dogs that he has with him. ]

And these are Charlie, Esme, and Luc. I'm working on a name for my familiar, but I figured it might be fun to ask.

So, show me pictures of your pets. Your familiars. Tell me what their names are if they have them or anything neat you want to share. It might be a little inspiration and honestly who doesn't love cute animal pics right?

[ He looks like he's about to turn off the device but then pauses - ]

Almost forgot! It's my birthday on the 15th, so in two days! So that means if you go do the hotel lobby -- there will cupcakes there. Chocolate and vanilla and maybe strawberry or something fun like that. I haven't decided on them all.
morns: (ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ's ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ)
[personal profile] morns
what do you do for money here?
besides quests.
you like it?


( someone may or may not be realising that she cannot subsist on taking on quests and nothing else, because sometimes none of them sound like your cup of tea. )
morns: (sᴀʏs ᴡʜᴏ?)
[personal profile] morns
( so, while everyone else is falling over themselves trying to please fae, Kate has a more important question; )

people from places with magic. powers. whatever you wanna call it.
this place offer the same variety of abilities as your home?


( talking to Riou has had her thinking about this. about the fact that for all the money that's been poured into research and development back home, there hasn't even been the faintest whisper of the kinds of things something like Death Magic can manage. )
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[personal profile] morns
where do people get their hair dye around here?

... hair-safe bleach, too.


( does Kate only use the network for shop and/or bar recommendations? pretty much. )
bendless: (Time for Sokka's explanations)
[personal profile] bendless
Okay so! The solution to all the weird things happening right now is as follows: stay out of sunlight for 24 hours.

After that there shouldn't be any weird stuff going on.

We confirmed this on the journey with King Arthur.