cantgetanyworse: (132)
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[Jane appears to be sitting in the middle of the woods. It's raining, though not terribly hard, and she doesn't appear too bothered by it as she shelters under a tree with an irritated-looking bird fluffed up on her shoulder.]

I've been thinking about something... and indulge me, because sitting out here waiting for the rain to stop is terribly dull.

[She doesn't use the network too often and rarely for a casual query, but she is bored.]

There are a good many people here from other worlds, yet I often notice that most seem to be... hmm, heroes of some kind, I suppose? Or people who were already powerful in magical ways, or people of high political influence. Some are gods, even. [A little shrug follows this, and she hums thoughtfully.]

So I wondered, then, just how many are not. How many were pulled into this from perfectly ordinary lives where nothing magical or horribly dangerous really happened to them, and they were certainly never anticipating having to halt some multiverse-ending calamity.

[A fat raindrop hits the top of her head and she flinches, looking up and then shuffling further back against the tree.] I'm sure I'm not the only one who often wonders which capricious higher power thought they had the skill set for this.
kingfuckboy: (pic#10913017)
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i've officially been here about 8 months
and it's one week until valentine's day
i wonder if this place even has valentines day... hm

which is why i am here
well, sort of!!

partly
i also just think this would be fun
you know?

i've turned on anon on this post bc i think that makes it more fun sometimes haha
do you have a confession you want to make? something you absolutely gotta say??
do you have something you want to ask?
now is a time to let it out and keep it a secret

i mean
i guess you dont have to be anon if you dont wanna be
but i know sometimes its easier to talk when ppl dont know its you
i don't care
its up to you

oh im jj by the way!
and if youre new here
welcome to camelot!
this place is pretty neat
i like it most of the time

so if you have any questions you wanna ask about this place
feel free to do that too!!



[ ooc; gonna assume all comments are anon unless otherwise noted just for ease of everyone! ]
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[Somewhere in the background, there could be the sound of a young girl giving a small sigh as there was some mumbling. If one can hear faintly, there is the sound of "Shao May, I know what I'm doing! I'll be okay!"

That being said, this young girl cleared her throat!]


Hello, my name is May Chang and it is nice to meet you all! I was wondering if there is someone who would be curious to go on a quest with me. I'm still not use to learning the magic here so I would be grateful to you could help me out!

Also! I was wondering, what kind of things do you do here? I am not familiar with the technology either, so I am curious to see what is considered fashionable here! I heard a lot about this type of music called pop or hip hop? I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean but I would like to learn more!

Thank you!
corruptedsave: (Trust me)
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[It's the local red-eyed kid again! Looking bored as heck inside their inn room.]

You know, I have a question. Mostly for you adults around here.

[Maybe it's something deep they have to ask of the network...]

You guys do know that like, there are kids here, so why post about adult things on this?

[Or not.]
sanbuzhi: (10)
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If you were to read the following as a poem, how would you interpret it?

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πŸ‘οΈπŸ’§β€΅οΈπŸŒ§οΈβ€΅οΈπŸŒΎπŸŒ³

πŸ’”πŸ›ŒπŸ’­β¬›πŸŒƒβŒβ­

πŸ₯°βž‘οΈπŸ β“β€οΈπŸ‘»β“
cultivatingsin: (Satisfied and empty inside)
[personal profile] cultivatingsin
[Guess who is outside making inappropriate snowmen? There is a severe lack of them and Xue Yang is so damn creative. What a shame he isn't using his "talents" for good!]

This one is named Master Jin~ And this one is his Mistress. See? Isn't she pretty?

[Note: she isn't.]

I can hardly feel my fingers! [He huffs his breath over said extremities.] I'm not ready to sacrifice my hands for my art.

[Snickering, he kicks the first snowman squarely in the stomach, making him crumble. Ah. What a relief!]
prontissimo: (se ci ascolti per un momento)
[personal profile] prontissimo
i hate this

the sky has been leaking for DAYs... WEEKS??

it's so cold my eyes are frozen!

i hate this weird white water

i want to go outside...


un'illustrazione )

[ A photo of a colored pencil drawing is attached... depicting Alberto "(in a blanket)" beside his familiar Carlo and his pet compsognathus Sofia, trapped inside his home "(forever?)," labeled "cold, alone... and fed up!" beneath falling snow β€” AKA "weird white water??? (every day...!!!)" β€” outside the window... All of them clearly "very unhappy" β€” the sheer image of misery itself. ]

SO!
let's trade!!!
anyone who can help me find or make something like this, i'll cook you food or something, whatever, we'll talk......
but as soon as possible,
i need one of THESE:


un'altra illustrazione )

[ Another image is attached of Alberto wearing what... seems to be a diver's suit? Or something??? Holding a "giant umbrella" in one hand and Sofia on a leash in a harness in the other, Carlo floating above, all "dry, safe, warm, and NOT at home..." There's still plenty of snow white water around them, "but not on Alberto!" Most importantly, though, in this drawing, they're all happy! β€” as... baffling as it is to anyone else, surely... No thanks, no niceties, just complaints and demands, urgent, desperate, and maybe a little, um, bizarre? Un po. The kid's gone mad with cabin fever, possibly? This is... well... th-this is something. Definitely something. Ahem. ]
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[The video opens up to a familiar face to some, probably unfamiliar face to most. Ochako here hasn't much used the network herself - mostly just checks it and responds to friends and things that ping her interest, mostly. But today? Today is special.

Because today is the day she need a bit of...advice? Help?? Guidance???

Something. She sure fucking needs something right now, holy shi--]


Um...h-hello, everyone. My name is Uraraka Ochako - but, eheh...pl-please call me Ochako-chan, or Uraraka-san if you want to be formal. [She clears her throat, looking off camera very, very frequently, at something just out of the camera's viewfinder.] So, I...h-have a question? I guess?

Um!! I-I know you can kind of get famous and stuff here - kind of like a celebrity I guess? Or, uh...y'know.

Status [She coughs into her fist, glancing offscreen then back.] Titles.








[There's a long, long, LONG pause, before she plucks the letter she got in her Inn room's mailbox and reads it over again, silently, one of the pages on the back of it very clearly addressed to Lady Uraraka.]

I have a house.

...Castle.

Castle-house.

And...land. So very much land. Ehehehe...hehe...hee.

[Her giggle afterwards is slightly manic, and there's a delicate sheen of sweat now on her brow, and a pleading look to the camera that very obviously is a cry of:

I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???]
facebite: (053)
[personal profile] facebite
all this talk about food and slaughtering each other is making me hungry what the hell

anyone know any good pie recipes. maybe something easy

and maybe festive?? themed??? whatever thats like
hor: (pained)
[personal profile] hor
❄πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Άβ„πŸ₯Ά

I am stuck in my inn room by this white plague.
My own jewelry is so cold it burns my skin.
Attempted to build a fire, but the circle box on the ceiling began to screech deafeningly.

Someone give me a proper burial when this is over.
bendless: (Time for Sokka's explanations)
[personal profile] bendless
So the snow came early this year, it looks like.

First time seeing this white thing we call snow? Don't panic. It's cold, but it's not dangerous.

If you're inside, just dress up warmly and make sure all your windows and doors are closed.

If you're outside, let people know so we can come help you back inside and into warmth. Well, those who aren't stuck inside that is as... I imagine a lot of us are.

Winter is nothing to be afraid of. You just need to adjust. Right clothes will make everything better. Trust me, I was raised in the middle of snow.
quotetheraven: (I Die)
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Good day to all of you, alas I cannot say that it has been one for myself.

Young Miss Alice has left you see, though I must confess to a bit of happiness for her safe return to her family. I had been hoping to invite her to a Thanksgiving dinner and reading group, but with her abrupt disappearance I am left with more food and ingredients than I myself will be capable of eating. What I am attempting to say, is thus; if anyone wishes for food then I shall send it to them with haste. You need only ask.

Otherwise the rest shall be donated.

Yours,

Edgar Allan Poe.

P.S. If any wish it, I shall gladly give more readings from any of my past works.
snaccs: (119)
[personal profile] snaccs
What's the one thing you would change about your life to make it better?

( he could say that this is anonymous to avoid people feeling weird telling their answers to a therapist, but really it's simply to avoid Kurusu-kun worrying about the meaning of all of this.

it's fine. he's fine. this is simply academic curiosity.
)
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[Makoto starts the video and it's clear that he's in bed and looking a little under the weather. But then, the video shakes because someone decided he needed to join in on this and parked himself right on Makoto's lap.

He sighed, but he immediately starts giving his dog pets between the big ears standing erect in curiosity over the camera.]


Ahaha, sorry 'bout that. This is Biscuit and not the point of this video. JJ's told me things have been getting festive, but I didn't think this place knew about Halloween? Or am I just assuming things? Is anyone dressing up or doing anything fun?

[A small, sheepish smile here. He's really just going off second hand knowledge here since he's been coped up at home!]

I've been sick these past few weeks so I feel like I'm out of the loop! Anyone wanna humor me and Biscuit?
unknowntodeath: (Shrugs)
[personal profile] unknowntodeath
It's funny to me how we have pumpkins running rampant and other sort of spooky stuff when this place has never heard of Halloween. Though sure, pumpkins are a part of autumn anyway.

That being said, advice to anyone who might need it: don't go trick or treating unless you want to get arrested by knights. This isn't America, going to knock people's doors asking for candy and threatening them with a prank isn't going to go well.
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[ On the feed is a young boy, probably a preteen, with a mess of sun-bleached golden brown curls, tanned, freckled skin, sun-burnt cheeks, and a rather worried expression on his face... apprehensive to be making this post at all. But, for what it's worth, he puts on some airs, just a hint of bravado, in a vain attempt to save face. With the camera apparently propped up in front of him, in the background are a lot of strange trinkets strung over an old fishing net hanging in front of a sunny window, crystals dangling from a dead tree branch he brought inside for some reason, refracting colorful light from the sun vaguely, if one looks closely. Very lovely, if not a little odd. But his news to deliver today is much less charming than this homey scene... ]

Uhhhβ€” Ciaaaooo... Everyone...

[ Oh, man, just that tone is not a promising start. ]

So, um, I'm looking for my pet... She's missing. She ran away. By accident, not on purpose, because I can totally take care of her and I'm a great pet-dad β€” just for the record! [ A-Also not instilling confidence here... ]

Her name's Sofia and she's a, uhβ€” compβ€” compinagthusβ€”? Compnagsathus. [ Nailed it. ]

She has beautiful eyes and she looks like this:

[ He holds up a very impressive drawing (minus the stickers and other dinosaurs, Sofia is the star here!) to the camera for all to see, leaving it in the frame for a few seconds while he continues. ]

If anyone sees a big lizard monster thing running around town, that's probably my Sofia. Lemme know if you do, will ya? Oh, and she's, uhβ€” kiiinda shy, so, if you try to catch herβ€” maybe... don't? Just a heads up.

[ He... clearly means she's gonna try to bite you. Yeah, that's right: Alberto's released a small but apparently potentially vicious dinosaur on the town. Whoops...? ]

And! And! If anyone out there knows a lot about compsagnathisuses, tell me everything you know, okay?! [ A hint of more urgency, as he lowers the drawing and points at the camera with his free hand, brows raised, meaning business! But ends the feed pretty awkwardly, shifting his eyes away before meeting the camera's eye straight-on again with a look of forced resolve. ]

Sooo, yeahβ€” Bye?

[ And leans forward to shut the video off clumsily. This was... Not. a comforting post. ]

(( ooc: If anyone wants to hand wave they've seen her, that she's bothered them or caused some chaos, anything at all, just wing it and I'll roll with it, feel free! If you wanna transition to logs to look for her or encounter her by chance, let's go for it! THERE'S A ROGUE DINOSAUR IN TOWN, sky's the limit! ☆ ))
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How do I make them stop following me?

[It's Horse again, and somehow she's managing the network okay. But she seems to have a problem: there's ferrets, owls, and capybaras following her EVERYWHERE. She's currently somewhere in town, and the pet parade seems to be following her. And she's not happy about it.]

Don't you want someone else to take care of you? Someone who's like, more capable? Just - just go somewhere else! Quit following me, I can't take care of you!

[She turns her attention back to the network]

Seriously how do I make them stop?
cultivatingsin: (Keep your hand in mine)
[personal profile] cultivatingsin
What's the worst thing that has ever happened to you?

[Please, go into detail. Hearing about the misery of others is a bonding experience for him.]

How did you handle it? Did you get revenge? Could you get revenge?
corruptedsave: (Unmoved)
[personal profile] corruptedsave
[Sure they could say something about the whole big things that happened recently, or how they feel about the now too crowded Inn. Which they are annoyed by, which may just show in their expression, but that's not why they are addressing the network this day-night-whatever.]

So like, how'd you come up with a name for your familiar? I was going to name it after someone I know, but they kind of showed up here so that makes that name off-limits...

[They make a popping sound with their mouth before continuing.]

In fact a lot of names I've thought of could be like, someone who could show up here, so again like. How'd you name your familiar?