Oda Nobunaga (
konpeito_aji) wrote in
avalononline2021-05-13 08:52 pm
Entry tags:
- a3!: taichi nanao,
- avatar: the last airbender: azula,
- avatar: the last airbender: katara,
- avatar: the last airbender: sokka,
- avatar: the last airbender: zuko,
- fate/sn: caster (medea),
- gintama: toshirou hijikata,
- harry potter: harry potter,
- ikemen sengoku: akechi mitsuhide,
- ikemen sengoku: date masamune,
- ikemen sengoku: oda nobunaga,
- katekyou hitman reborn: hayato gokudera,
- sleeping beauty: princess aurora,
- the legend of dragoon: rose,
- twisted wonderland: azul ashengrotto
video un: konpeito_oni with un: fireprince
Make sure you get my good side!
[Oda Nobunaga is being filmed by someone else, and as he quickly makes apparent: hunting in the forest.]
Okay! This is Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. [He'll get tired of that mouthful... eventually.] Hijikata-sama is busy doing super important police work so I got Zuko to provide backup so I can show you proper sumo techniques on a bear fir! Those are trees in the shape of bears. Don't worry, if I get eaten, and can't cut my way free, Zuko will set it on fire, and then we'll show you how to make sure it doesn't spread to the forest!
First you need to lure it! [He has a fish for the bait.] In my time, we would give offerings and sacrifices, but since I want to wrestle one, not appease it--
[He doesn't get to finish the sentence before he gets sideswiped by an irritated bear fir. It was not lured by the fish. It was flushed out by Nobunaga's oni, but who's counting?]
[Nobunaga crashes into a tree, gets the wind knocked out of him... but he's grinning ear to ear.]
[And tackles the bear, trying to wrestle, or ride it, or... who the fuck knows?]
[It's a bit insane. But eventually he winds up inside it and cuts himself free...]
[And looks sorely disappointed.]
Ah... that's it? I didn't get to show anything off... Okay! Let's do the fire anyway! Zuko set me on fire!
[This can only end well.]
[On cue, a small puff of flame appears from the cameraman's unseen hands. The flames are weak. After another, only slightly bigger puff, a grumble can be heard, before one more unsteady, unimpressive lick of flames appears from thin air, followed by a hoarse:]
What the fuck?!
[Muttered under the firebender's breath. Finally, fourth must be the charm... and a gust of fire shoots forth, striking Nobunaga straight-on. Thank goodness the daimyo has healing magic because, uh, Zuko is clearly not fully in control of this fire he's magicking up. And he's very embarrassed to be short on juice on a live public feed. This whole thing isn't going exactly to plan, is it?]
[The grown warlord then holds up a finger, as his cuirass (at least it's not his Japanese armor? Is that better or worse?) smolders and gets hotter!] This technique isn't taught in my time, but you should all know it!
Stop! Drop! And roll!
[And he demonstrates.]
[The bear fir in the meanwhile has recollected, REFORMED itself... and just decides an idiot on fire is not worth trying to eat again. Good thinking. Off it goes!]
[No idiots were maimed in the making of this video. Don't play with fire. Or bear trees.]
[Oda Nobunaga is being filmed by someone else, and as he quickly makes apparent: hunting in the forest.]
Okay! This is Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. [He'll get tired of that mouthful... eventually.] Hijikata-sama is busy doing super important police work so I got Zuko to provide backup so I can show you proper sumo techniques on a bear fir! Those are trees in the shape of bears. Don't worry, if I get eaten, and can't cut my way free, Zuko will set it on fire, and then we'll show you how to make sure it doesn't spread to the forest!
First you need to lure it! [He has a fish for the bait.] In my time, we would give offerings and sacrifices, but since I want to wrestle one, not appease it--
[He doesn't get to finish the sentence before he gets sideswiped by an irritated bear fir. It was not lured by the fish. It was flushed out by Nobunaga's oni, but who's counting?]
[Nobunaga crashes into a tree, gets the wind knocked out of him... but he's grinning ear to ear.]
[And tackles the bear, trying to wrestle, or ride it, or... who the fuck knows?]
[It's a bit insane. But eventually he winds up inside it and cuts himself free...]
[And looks sorely disappointed.]
Ah... that's it? I didn't get to show anything off... Okay! Let's do the fire anyway! Zuko set me on fire!
[This can only end well.]
[On cue, a small puff of flame appears from the cameraman's unseen hands. The flames are weak. After another, only slightly bigger puff, a grumble can be heard, before one more unsteady, unimpressive lick of flames appears from thin air, followed by a hoarse:]
What the fuck?!
[Muttered under the firebender's breath. Finally, fourth must be the charm... and a gust of fire shoots forth, striking Nobunaga straight-on. Thank goodness the daimyo has healing magic because, uh, Zuko is clearly not fully in control of this fire he's magicking up. And he's very embarrassed to be short on juice on a live public feed. This whole thing isn't going exactly to plan, is it?]
[The grown warlord then holds up a finger, as his cuirass (at least it's not his Japanese armor? Is that better or worse?) smolders and gets hotter!] This technique isn't taught in my time, but you should all know it!
Stop! Drop! And roll!
[And he demonstrates.]
[The bear fir in the meanwhile has recollected, REFORMED itself... and just decides an idiot on fire is not worth trying to eat again. Good thinking. Off it goes!]
[No idiots were maimed in the making of this video. Don't play with fire. Or bear trees.]

video; un: boomerang-guy
[He's not even going to comment on the other things.]
text; un: fireprince
[ His favorite emoticon. Obviously, he's a bit preoccupied; but even if he weren't... ...that's probably still all he would say. ]
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[video] un; smoking_bomb
Zuko! Do it again! Add some wind and really get that geezer smoking!
[He goes right back to coughing, grinning, then takes a drink of something off camera. Ah, what an entertaining video and he gets to interact! How fun!]
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[Okay taking it off!]
Shut up, nerd! [Nailed it.]
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VIDEO; UN: SMOKING_BOMB just gonna go ahead and hijack my way in here
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Video; UN: Roseofdawn
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[BRB REMOVING METAL ARMOR!]
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I'm legit crying tears of laughter at that thank you
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video; un: fireprince
Oh, uh— H-He's fine, Aurora! Look!
[ Zuko turns his camera to Nobunaga, still nearby, who is at the very least no longer on fire, ergo, "fine."
Meantime, Zuko's not, though. Can you tell? By his suddenly red face? His firebending is supposed to be way cooler than that! ]
Video; UN: Roseofdawn
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video | un: octavinelle
[Azul's not going to swear, but...yeah no. What the fuck? He rarely uses video but he was just so dumbfounded that he hit the wrong option because.
Well.
What the fuck?!]
How bad are the burns?
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What burns? [SPARKLE!] Ah, you expected me to be burned? Such things cannot harm the Demon King of 6th Heaven!
[Notice... he does NOT look comfortable in his armor however, and is just taking it off, and throwing it on the ground. Fuck it.]
I have healing magic, this is just training.
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video - un: oneeyeddragon
Who cares.
ALL THE LAUGHTER HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS AMAZING ]
You alive after all that, my lord?
[ He at least remembers that people can see this somehow so the title is there, but that doesn't stop him from almost rolling on the floor from how hard he's laughing at the antics. If only because it's clear that Nobunaga is totally fine even with his courtesy question. ]
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Ah, Zippo! [Zuko's new nickname now!] This is the One-Eyed Dragon of the North.
Masamune, my more literally fiery companion is Zuko. [Something something, scars, prince, royalty, loyalty to fucked up lords.... THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT.] He's a lot like Ieyasu, but with less verbal lashings.
video; un: fireprince
video - un: oneeyeddragon
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video; un: hpotter
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Yes, I'm fine. Healing magic. Plus stop, drop , and roll! [He is back up standing, and currently fanning his cuirass on the ground with his cape!]
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voice; un:vesmerode
video un: konpeito_oni
And I have healing magic.
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Video : Un; Caster
Just what she wanted to see to brighten up her day, idiotic, egotistic guys getting themselves set on fire! Beautiful!
So, um... have this suspicious cloaked woman just laughing at the pair of you.]
Or you could just let yourself burn. Hahaha...!
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video; un: fireprinces s
video un: konpeito_oni
Don't worry, your brother is in capable hands.
[.......... Yeah, it doesn't look like that at all. Nobunaga might be standing and all, but his cuirass is on the ground and still smoking.]
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Video un: sneaky_fox
[He really should. Especially since Hideyoshi wasn't there to do the scolding.]
[Oh screw it! He's laughing his ass off instead!]
Goodness my lord! You certainly found an interesting way to pass the time.
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It's a hobby.
[Flapping his cape to try to cool his cuirass, yes. Just a normal day for Nobunaga.]
[WELL.... one without Hideyoshi anyway!]
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CW: Mention of torture (nothing graphic.)
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Video | UN: hijikata
What the hell are you two doing?! There was no need to set anyone on fire! And why'd you use fish of all things as bait?! Moreover, don't just cross over a hunting show with a fire hazard PSA! It's confusing for the viewers!
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[Oh no. He was so convinced there was no Hideyoshi to scold him, he forgot that others could step up to take that role!!!! ESPECIALLY PEASANT BORN COMMONERS TURNED
SUPERHEROESSHINSENGUMI OH NO!]2/2
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video un: dark-wings
Idiots....
[Really, that's all she has to say.]
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text; un: fireprince
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ZUKO!! You can't set anyone on fire just because someone tells you to set them on fire!!
And you, stop telling people to do that fire thing and oh, yeah, have you even considered this technique called COMMON SENSE?!
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Video un: sneaky_fox
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[Helping!]
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video; un: tenjikubotan
[And is that a sentence that left his lips?]
video; un: fireprince
[ That’s not a good defense! ]
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