video un: konpeito_oni with un: fireprince

[konpeito_aji]

Make sure you get my good side!

[Oda Nobunaga is being filmed by someone else, and as he quickly makes apparent: hunting in the forest.]

Okay! This is Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. [He'll get tired of that mouthful... eventually.] Hijikata-sama is busy doing super important police work so I got Zuko to provide backup so I can show you proper sumo techniques on a bear fir! Those are trees in the shape of bears. Don't worry, if I get eaten, and can't cut my way free, Zuko will set it on fire, and then we'll show you how to make sure it doesn't spread to the forest!

First you need to lure it! [He has a fish for the bait.] In my time, we would give offerings and sacrifices, but since I want to wrestle one, not appease it--

[He doesn't get to finish the sentence before he gets sideswiped by an irritated bear fir. It was not lured by the fish. It was flushed out by Nobunaga's oni, but who's counting?]

[Nobunaga crashes into a tree, gets the wind knocked out of him... but he's grinning ear to ear.]

[And tackles the bear, trying to wrestle, or ride it, or... who the fuck knows?]

[It's a bit insane. But eventually he winds up inside it and cuts himself free...]

[And looks sorely disappointed.]

Ah... that's it? I didn't get to show anything off... Okay! Let's do the fire anyway! Zuko set me on fire!

[This can only end well.]

[On cue, a small puff of flame appears from the cameraman's unseen hands. The flames are weak. After another, only slightly bigger puff, a grumble can be heard, before one more unsteady, unimpressive lick of flames appears from thin air, followed by a hoarse:]

What the fuck?!

[Muttered under the firebender's breath. Finally, fourth must be the charm... and a gust of fire shoots forth, striking Nobunaga straight-on. Thank goodness the daimyo has healing magic because, uh, Zuko is clearly not fully in control of this fire he's magicking up. And he's very embarrassed to be short on juice on a live public feed. This whole thing isn't going exactly to plan, is it?]

[The grown warlord then holds up a finger, as his cuirass (at least it's not his Japanese armor? Is that better or worse?) smolders and gets hotter!] This technique isn't taught in my time, but you should all know it!

Stop! Drop! And roll!

[And he demonstrates.]

[The bear fir in the meanwhile has recollected, REFORMED itself... and just decides an idiot on fire is not worth trying to eat again. Good thinking. Off it goes!]

[No idiots were maimed in the making of this video. Don't play with fire. Or bear trees.]

Comments

[rediscovering]

is that supposed to be my scar?!? its on the wrong side!!! >:(

[bendless]

No, it's an angry mark. Like the veins on your forehead popping up.

But you're right, here (`皿´＃)

[rediscovering]

my veins don't do that....... >:(

[ They totally have. Sokka's seen it. Zuko just can't take a joke. Which makes this all kind of even funnier. ]

[bendless]

Yeah they do. All the time you get angry.

Believe me, I've seen you angry.

[waterdroplet]

Zuko, he's not wrong here, they do and also they remind me of you too.

Which actually sounds worrying if he's learned to draw anything, that looks very accurate. Sokka, how much free time do you have for these things??

[bendless]

Who's side are you on?! ૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა

I learned these from someone named Miwako who gave me a simple list and I just edit that.

[bendless]

also I have technomancy you dumbass.

[waterdroplet]

In situations like this? I'm on my own side.

When you put it that way, it just starts giving me way too many thoughts on how you can get in trouble with the whole combo of copying lists with that magic or whatever that you can do with it... Even if copying things like those above there is cute and nice!

[bendless]

Anyone can copy and paste lists, Katara! It's not just technomancy. I just said I have that so I use these phones a lot.

Also this is you. o(>< )o

[waterdroplet]

Yeah and this may be a surprise to you but I've copied lists too.

Me? Why'd that be me? It doesn't even look like me at all!!

[bendless]

No way. Really? I thought you'd be bad at computers.

Remember the time you destroyed the iceberg? Your hands definitely were like that and you looked that angry.

[waterdroplet]

I'M NEVER ANGRY!!

[bendless]

Sure you aren't.

Hey, another.

＼(｀0´)／

[waterdroplet]

What's that supposed to be? Because it looks like a party person or maybe a pig which ..... Maybe I said that thing above too soon about things looking accurate.

[bendless]

It's clearly an angry face with its arms raised up. See the eyes.

This is a pig (´・(oo)・｀)

[waterdroplet]

It really doesn't look like an angry face at all.

Great, now you've looked into the mirror with technomancy.

[bendless]

It was on the list of angry faces.

Very funny, Katara. No one's laughing.

[konpeito_aji]

[Nobunaga just SNEAKILY STEALTHS IN.]

@)->-

A flower for your hair instead, Madame.

/@(o.o)@\

[Listen, face to face he'll be snarky as hell itself, but like this he can be ridiculous and -- okay everyone still knows it's him, but it's fine!]

[bendless]

Hey, that's my sister.

[konpeito_aji]

So?

[rediscovering]

(૮•̀д•́ა)

hair loops

[ That's his contribution. Zuko fucking sat down and googled "how to make angry faces online." He's not getting roasted alone here, okay. ]

[bendless]

Hey, that's a great one! Definitely adding to my collections.

[rediscovering]

look ⇩
◖( ◕ ᴥ ◕ )◗

it's appa

[ As of this moment, Zuko's on board. In on the fun for once. ]

[bendless]

Looks just like him.
Maybe next time if Appa goes missing you need to draw him.

[waterdroplet]

[HAIR LOOPS? They can get their reaction later but mostly she has been no, no, no at everything.

But cute Appa there???]

Aaaaww, looks just like him!♥