video un: konpeito_oni with un: fireprince

[konpeito_aji]

Make sure you get my good side!

[Oda Nobunaga is being filmed by someone else, and as he quickly makes apparent: hunting in the forest.]

Okay! This is Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. [He'll get tired of that mouthful... eventually.] Hijikata-sama is busy doing super important police work so I got Zuko to provide backup so I can show you proper sumo techniques on a bear fir! Those are trees in the shape of bears. Don't worry, if I get eaten, and can't cut my way free, Zuko will set it on fire, and then we'll show you how to make sure it doesn't spread to the forest!

First you need to lure it! [He has a fish for the bait.] In my time, we would give offerings and sacrifices, but since I want to wrestle one, not appease it--

[He doesn't get to finish the sentence before he gets sideswiped by an irritated bear fir. It was not lured by the fish. It was flushed out by Nobunaga's oni, but who's counting?]

[Nobunaga crashes into a tree, gets the wind knocked out of him... but he's grinning ear to ear.]

[And tackles the bear, trying to wrestle, or ride it, or... who the fuck knows?]

[It's a bit insane. But eventually he winds up inside it and cuts himself free...]

[And looks sorely disappointed.]

Ah... that's it? I didn't get to show anything off... Okay! Let's do the fire anyway! Zuko set me on fire!

[This can only end well.]

[On cue, a small puff of flame appears from the cameraman's unseen hands. The flames are weak. After another, only slightly bigger puff, a grumble can be heard, before one more unsteady, unimpressive lick of flames appears from thin air, followed by a hoarse:]

What the fuck?!

[Muttered under the firebender's breath. Finally, fourth must be the charm... and a gust of fire shoots forth, striking Nobunaga straight-on. Thank goodness the daimyo has healing magic because, uh, Zuko is clearly not fully in control of this fire he's magicking up. And he's very embarrassed to be short on juice on a live public feed. This whole thing isn't going exactly to plan, is it?]

[The grown warlord then holds up a finger, as his cuirass (at least it's not his Japanese armor? Is that better or worse?) smolders and gets hotter!] This technique isn't taught in my time, but you should all know it!

Stop! Drop! And roll!

[And he demonstrates.]

[The bear fir in the meanwhile has recollected, REFORMED itself... and just decides an idiot on fire is not worth trying to eat again. Good thinking. Off it goes!]

[No idiots were maimed in the making of this video. Don't play with fire. Or bear trees.]

Comments

[waterdroplet]

Yeah and this may be a surprise to you but I've copied lists too.

Me? Why'd that be me? It doesn't even look like me at all!!

[bendless]

No way. Really? I thought you'd be bad at computers.

Remember the time you destroyed the iceberg? Your hands definitely were like that and you looked that angry.

[waterdroplet]

I'M NEVER ANGRY!!

[bendless]

Sure you aren't.

Hey, another.

＼(｀0´)／

[waterdroplet]

What's that supposed to be? Because it looks like a party person or maybe a pig which ..... Maybe I said that thing above too soon about things looking accurate.

[bendless]

It's clearly an angry face with its arms raised up. See the eyes.

This is a pig (´・(oo)・｀)

[waterdroplet]

It really doesn't look like an angry face at all.

Great, now you've looked into the mirror with technomancy.

[bendless]

It was on the list of angry faces.

Very funny, Katara. No one's laughing.

[waterdroplet]

But it still doesn't look angry at all!!

Why not? Because you're alone somewhere and you don't find it amusing yourself? How do you know I'm not laughing or someone here on this network isn't laughing at it? You really can't know!

Also your angry/mad faces of me totally give the wrong impression to people!! I should be something happy and friendly and so on... unless you're really trying to keep people away from me...

.....

WAIT

ARE YOU????

[bendless]

Because it's not a funny joke, that's how I know.

Oh, of course I am. You know me, always trying to make you friendless.
I'm just joking around, obviously.

Here's one that's happier. It's from when you met Jet :)

(๑´ω`๑)

[konpeito_aji]

[Nobunaga just SNEAKILY STEALTHS IN.]

@)->-

A flower for your hair instead, Madame.

/@(o.o)@\

[Listen, face to face he'll be snarky as hell itself, but like this he can be ridiculous and -- okay everyone still knows it's him, but it's fine!]

[bendless]

Hey, that's my sister.

[konpeito_aji]

So?

[bendless]

I'm just being a protective older brother.
Not sure if a guy who wants to be set on fire is a good match.

[rediscovering]

she's out of his league
plus he's too old

[konpeito_aji]

Very old. And I didn't know flowers in girls' hair was flirting.
I try to avoid bossy women, no worries.

[rediscovering]

(૮•̀д•́ა)

hair loops

[ That's his contribution. Zuko fucking sat down and googled "how to make angry faces online." He's not getting roasted alone here, okay. ]

[bendless]

Hey, that's a great one! Definitely adding to my collections.

[rediscovering]

look ⇩
◖( ◕ ᴥ ◕ )◗

it's appa

[ As of this moment, Zuko's on board. In on the fun for once. ]

[bendless]

Looks just like him.
Maybe next time if Appa goes missing you need to draw him.

[rediscovering]

you know i have one of those missing sky bison posters randomly??? just showed up with it and a bunch of other portraits from home in that other world...... i still have it here.

[ And kept it as a treasure, obviously. He means the actual missing bison posters, which way back then tipped him off that the Avatar & Co. were in the city. He never got the, uh, pleasure, of seeing Sokka's versions... ]

[bendless]

That's the most random thing to arrive with. It's not like it's even useful.

[waterdroplet]

[HAIR LOOPS? They can get their reaction later but mostly she has been no, no, no at everything.

But cute Appa there???]

Aaaaww, looks just like him!♥

[rediscovering]

we need an aang face now :)

dhdshjdshds hi backdating this to be her finding out, okay??? really if it's not okay, just tell me.

[waterdroplet]

Ye

[. . . . . Give her a moment.]

Wait, what?! Why right now?

I mean, generally speaking, yes, yes we absolutely we should have at least one for him too for sure, we don't want to leave him out but you said now??