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avalononline2021-05-13 08:52 pm
konpeito_aji) wrote in avalononline2021-05-13 08:52 pm
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video un: konpeito_oni with un: fireprince
Make sure you get my good side!
[Oda Nobunaga is being filmed by someone else, and as he quickly makes apparent: hunting in the forest.]
Okay! This is Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. [He'll get tired of that mouthful... eventually.] Hijikata-sama is busy doing super important police work so I got Zuko to provide backup so I can show you proper sumo techniques on a bear fir! Those are trees in the shape of bears. Don't worry, if I get eaten, and can't cut my way free, Zuko will set it on fire, and then we'll show you how to make sure it doesn't spread to the forest!
First you need to lure it! [He has a fish for the bait.] In my time, we would give offerings and sacrifices, but since I want to wrestle one, not appease it--
[He doesn't get to finish the sentence before he gets sideswiped by an irritated bear fir. It was not lured by the fish. It was flushed out by Nobunaga's oni, but who's counting?]
[Nobunaga crashes into a tree, gets the wind knocked out of him... but he's grinning ear to ear.]
[And tackles the bear, trying to wrestle, or ride it, or... who the fuck knows?]
[It's a bit insane. But eventually he winds up inside it and cuts himself free...]
[And looks sorely disappointed.]
Ah... that's it? I didn't get to show anything off... Okay! Let's do the fire anyway! Zuko set me on fire!
[This can only end well.]
[On cue, a small puff of flame appears from the cameraman's unseen hands. The flames are weak. After another, only slightly bigger puff, a grumble can be heard, before one more unsteady, unimpressive lick of flames appears from thin air, followed by a hoarse:]
What the fuck?!
[Muttered under the firebender's breath. Finally, fourth must be the charm... and a gust of fire shoots forth, striking Nobunaga straight-on. Thank goodness the daimyo has healing magic because, uh, Zuko is clearly not fully in control of this fire he's magicking up. And he's very embarrassed to be short on juice on a live public feed. This whole thing isn't going exactly to plan, is it?]
[The grown warlord then holds up a finger, as his cuirass (at least it's not his Japanese armor? Is that better or worse?) smolders and gets hotter!] This technique isn't taught in my time, but you should all know it!
Stop! Drop! And roll!
[And he demonstrates.]
[The bear fir in the meanwhile has recollected, REFORMED itself... and just decides an idiot on fire is not worth trying to eat again. Good thinking. Off it goes!]
[No idiots were maimed in the making of this video. Don't play with fire. Or bear trees.]
[Oda Nobunaga is being filmed by someone else, and as he quickly makes apparent: hunting in the forest.]
Okay! This is Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. [He'll get tired of that mouthful... eventually.] Hijikata-sama is busy doing super important police work so I got Zuko to provide backup so I can show you proper sumo techniques on a bear fir! Those are trees in the shape of bears. Don't worry, if I get eaten, and can't cut my way free, Zuko will set it on fire, and then we'll show you how to make sure it doesn't spread to the forest!
First you need to lure it! [He has a fish for the bait.] In my time, we would give offerings and sacrifices, but since I want to wrestle one, not appease it--
[He doesn't get to finish the sentence before he gets sideswiped by an irritated bear fir. It was not lured by the fish. It was flushed out by Nobunaga's oni, but who's counting?]
[Nobunaga crashes into a tree, gets the wind knocked out of him... but he's grinning ear to ear.]
[And tackles the bear, trying to wrestle, or ride it, or... who the fuck knows?]
[It's a bit insane. But eventually he winds up inside it and cuts himself free...]
[And looks sorely disappointed.]
Ah... that's it? I didn't get to show anything off... Okay! Let's do the fire anyway! Zuko set me on fire!
[This can only end well.]
[On cue, a small puff of flame appears from the cameraman's unseen hands. The flames are weak. After another, only slightly bigger puff, a grumble can be heard, before one more unsteady, unimpressive lick of flames appears from thin air, followed by a hoarse:]
What the fuck?!
[Muttered under the firebender's breath. Finally, fourth must be the charm... and a gust of fire shoots forth, striking Nobunaga straight-on. Thank goodness the daimyo has healing magic because, uh, Zuko is clearly not fully in control of this fire he's magicking up. And he's very embarrassed to be short on juice on a live public feed. This whole thing isn't going exactly to plan, is it?]
[The grown warlord then holds up a finger, as his cuirass (at least it's not his Japanese armor? Is that better or worse?) smolders and gets hotter!] This technique isn't taught in my time, but you should all know it!
Stop! Drop! And roll!
[And he demonstrates.]
[The bear fir in the meanwhile has recollected, REFORMED itself... and just decides an idiot on fire is not worth trying to eat again. Good thinking. Off it goes!]
[No idiots were maimed in the making of this video. Don't play with fire. Or bear trees.]
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I won't knowingly eat any poisons.
Or things that look like they could be poisonous. I was never very into fugu or mushrooms anyway. And I'm pretty careful about how much I drink. [Barring certain banging on Mitsuhide's head like a drum circumstances, and stories of his youth.]
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[He partly just says that to convince himself of it, but Nobunaga did give that bear fir a run for its money, so to speak! Hijikata just can't help his protective impulses, given that Nobunaga is an important person for the whole of Japan, despite them being from completely different centuries.]
If you guys do end up in trouble let me know. I'll dispatch my familiar if need be.
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[Nobunaga feels the same way... about Japan's many many alternate futures, ironically!]
[If it makes him feel better, Nobunaga is already past the point he "should" be dead at, oops.]
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[If Kimon is anything like his Arashi he will look after his bond partner, at the expense of Nobunaga's fun if need be.]
Have fun then, Oda-san.
[It's hard to stay mad at a man with such endless positive energy... and it also helps that he's not a total jackass (this is still a bit of a novelty for Hijikata even two multiverse trips later, okay). Also he has yet to reach the point where his Shinsengumi survive their dissolution that happens in most timelines, but even so, they're bad end aversion buddies!!]
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Next time we can go drinking after your rounds are over, and something less violent, okay?
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[The only problem with that is that he's a hopeless workaholic, so Nobunaga may ultimately catch him at the bar by chance before Hijikata musters an invitation, or they may run into each other doing damage control when something goes haywire again. Either way, they're on an island, so it shouldn't be too long.]
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[But yes, Hideyoshi, Mitsunari, Ieyasu, and Mitsuhide are all workaholics too. Nobunaga's favorite type of person.]