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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[There's a pathetic wailing of one returned Demon King as the camera shows nothing but flames!]

Akechi, you traitor! All this over--

[His voice cuts out in a garbled hysterical sound between cries of anguish, the ultimate despair and maniacal laughing.]

[The camera moves from flames; no worries, it's not Honno-Ji or any kind of Buddhist temple (literally how could it be?) and down to our idiot Demon King curled up in a ball on the floor. Oh apparently the flames are just the fireplace? Although having a fireplace going in this weather is a bit much. Maybe it's training for going through the volcano. Or something.]

In my next life... I shall accept... even a lowly dog. This torture is unbearable. [It's... kind of muffled, because he's curled up in a ball, but even so, this much is caught.]

[Cue camera zooming on Mitsuhide Akechi's face. And in his hands, one. Lone. White. Feather.]

[Yeah. That's it. End transmission.]

[ooc: make a note if you want to avoid threadjumps and only talk to one of them or vice versa!]

dudesbestfriend

[How... uninteresting. It's another shot of the Inn, but this time, there's a laptop in view with a cricket leaning against the screen, and a shaggy brown dog sleeping on the bed in the background.

A teenager with white hair and black roots sits down in shot, and waves a bit shyly.]

Hey, um. I'm Carlos, just got here, and I have a question. Does anyone have a Camelot in their world that's super different than this one? Archimedes back home is an owl, and Merlin has a long white beard and tends to whine about not getting to use magic enough.

Also... has anyone heard of Auradon? Just checking.

[The cricket makes a comment that can't really be heard, and Carlos sighs.]

Yes, Pongo, I know I should ask about school. I'll get there.

claudiometer

[y'all know the scene: room at the inn, so this is probably a noob. And indeed, the redhead dressed like a thrift store fell on her is a new face on the network.]

Hokay, so. I'd like a Word with whoever picks the stuff we get out of that box. A tool belt with no tools, I ask you, who makes a girl rebuild her kit from scratch?

I mean, I'd also like a word with whoever thinks 'dunk everyone in a lake' is a great idea, but I'm sure I'm not the only one there.

Anyway. What do people do for money around here, because I kinda doubt my day job is gonna translate.

foxtouched

[ When the video comes on, she's in her home's living room, looking apprehensive as though she shouldn't be talking about this. But, she exhales and begins to speak... ]

When... someone leaves here... do they go back to their world for certain? I've been here for many months, but I've seen... some leave, and some return, without memory of ever being here at all.

[ And then, more quietly... ]

Will all our time together be forgotten? Will I no longer have these happy memories, when I return and I'm locked away again?

[ Just that much, before she gasps and looks apologetic. ]

Fo-Forgive me for speaking of something so morose. It's just, someone I cared for... seems to have left. I'm not sure how I am feeling, this is all... terribly new to me. Perhaps someone could give some insight?

[ She feels a bit guilty saying anything at all, but she bows her head. ]

Thank you.

[ She's not recognizing that she's hurting over this. Going home is good, isn't it? ]

owarifool

[ Those scrolling past their feeds on this fine day will find themselves greeted with an image post. A singular image, in all its glory(?)...

That's it. Just that picture. Of abs.

Just abs. ]

[[art by lempika]]

damn_kitsune

[Video comes on and there is Mitsuhide, giving a fox like smile. It's unclear where he is though, as there is just a blank wall behind him. One thing for sure is that he's either not in a public place or a public place that isn't crowded since there is very little to no background noise.]

My, my. I seems there are quite a few new arrivals. How very interesting.

[It's hard to tell if he was being genuine or sarcastic. He is still smiling a foxy but inviting smile after all.]

My name is Akechi Mitsuhide, and I'm very interested in learning about you and the worlds you come from. Out of curiosity of course.

[And you never know when such information could come in handy, after all. But chances are, he won't do anything with said information. Maybe...]

saxsongs

I recently discovered a new kind of way to heal. Something really fitting to me: I can heal through singing. I even made a song to fit the occasion.

So with that in mind, have you found ways to personalize your own magic? Let's share our thoughts of different ways to improvise and improve with our magic.

Openly discuss here in this post. You might learn new things.

[Ooc: as the title might suggest, feel free to jump to talk to different people.

If you want just Ren's attention, that's fine too.]

morns

what do you do for money here?
besides quests.
you like it?

( someone may or may not be realising that she cannot subsist on taking on quests and nothing else, because sometimes none of them sound like your cup of tea. )

damn_kitsune

[The video is taken from Mitsuhide's perspective since he's the one making it after all. The subject of the video? Why the Demon King himself! Oda Nobunaga of course!]

[The video shows the inside of the bar that Mitsuhide works at. More specifically, it's the view from behind the counter. And Nobunaga is shown wearing the button down shirt that the other bartenders were wearing. He also opted to wear a tie, which Mitsuhide normally forgoes. That said tie, though, was currently in one of the glasses of beer that Nobunaga was arranging on a tray.]

[Mitsuhide could be heard snickering from behind the camera.]

You really need to mind where your tie goes, my lord.

[And that's when Nobunaga notices his now wet tie. He glared towards Mitsuhide, took off the tie and went back to arranging the drinks so that the tray would be more balanced.]

[Once he was satisfied with the arrangement, Nobunaga than moved to the patron side of the counter. Of course Mitsuhide followed him because he had to make sure that he got all of this one video.]

[Nobunaga then did a handstand, which he then managed to slide the tray and balance it on one foot. After he moved a short distance to a nearby table, he managed to transfer the tray to the other foot, lower it and carefully slide it onto the table, much the delight of the patrons at the table.]

[Everyone nearby clapped once Nobunaga was standing back on his feet. Mitsuhide could be heard chuckling some.]

Very good, my lord! Now... Catch!

[Just before the video cuts off, Mitsuhide's hand comes into view as he tossed an empty bottle to the Demon King, who had a bit of a surprised look on his face.]

souls_of_roles

"I am so bored. How do you people handle this place when there is nothing to do? None of my friends are here, worse, none of my toys are."

"Any volunteers?"

konpeito_aji

Make sure you get my good side!

[Oda Nobunaga is being filmed by someone else, and as he quickly makes apparent: hunting in the forest.]

Okay! This is Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. [He'll get tired of that mouthful... eventually.] Hijikata-sama is busy doing super important police work so I got Zuko to provide backup so I can show you proper sumo techniques on a bear fir! Those are trees in the shape of bears. Don't worry, if I get eaten, and can't cut my way free, Zuko will set it on fire, and then we'll show you how to make sure it doesn't spread to the forest!

First you need to lure it! [He has a fish for the bait.] In my time, we would give offerings and sacrifices, but since I want to wrestle one, not appease it--

[He doesn't get to finish the sentence before he gets sideswiped by an irritated bear fir. It was not lured by the fish. It was flushed out by Nobunaga's oni, but who's counting?]

[Nobunaga crashes into a tree, gets the wind knocked out of him... but he's grinning ear to ear.]

[And tackles the bear, trying to wrestle, or ride it, or... who the fuck knows?]

[It's a bit insane. But eventually he winds up inside it and cuts himself free...]

[And looks sorely disappointed.]

Ah... that's it? I didn't get to show anything off... Okay! Let's do the fire anyway! Zuko set me on fire!

[This can only end well.]

[On cue, a small puff of flame appears from the cameraman's unseen hands. The flames are weak. After another, only slightly bigger puff, a grumble can be heard, before one more unsteady, unimpressive lick of flames appears from thin air, followed by a hoarse:]

What the fuck?!

[Muttered under the firebender's breath. Finally, fourth must be the charm... and a gust of fire shoots forth, striking Nobunaga straight-on. Thank goodness the daimyo has healing magic because, uh, Zuko is clearly not fully in control of this fire he's magicking up. And he's very embarrassed to be short on juice on a live public feed. This whole thing isn't going exactly to plan, is it?]

[The grown warlord then holds up a finger, as his cuirass (at least it's not his Japanese armor? Is that better or worse?) smolders and gets hotter!] This technique isn't taught in my time, but you should all know it!

Stop! Drop! And roll!

[And he demonstrates.]

[The bear fir in the meanwhile has recollected, REFORMED itself... and just decides an idiot on fire is not worth trying to eat again. Good thinking. Off it goes!]

[No idiots were maimed in the making of this video. Don't play with fire. Or bear trees.]

uenosama

[Uenoyama posts a picture of the tree first, and then follows it with a comment.

One would think that those are low-hanging paper decorations in circle shapes. But no. They are not. Those are sugar cookies in every single color that exists. On trees.]

I thought the saying was "Money doesn't grow on trees"
But apparently, cookies do

WHY are there cookies on trees!?
Are these things actually edible?
Is this some kind of trick?
Like a pretty looking mushroom but it's actually poisonous?

damn_kitsune

Such an intriguing place we have all found ourselves in. Though at first I found the concept of magic and other worlds hard to believe. But when I have a literal kitsune following me around and this is obviously not Japan, I cannot deny the truth to those claims.

So I wonder, what kind of worlds do all of you come from? I'm sure they must all be different from one another.

Also, is there some kind of antidote that you can give someone who has consumed too much sugar? Something like that may be needed sooner than I originally thought.

konpeito_aji

[Oda has ALL the questions. He's not sure whether a written list or just pure babbling is better!]

[No one else is making formal introductions on the network, but it does FEEL wrong!]

[Like the wearing shoes inside thing!]

[Finally he settles on video so he can start off with a haughty bow. How do you stay arrogant while bowing? THIS GUY!]

I'm Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the 6th Heaven! I have some questions for all of you:

[How ominous!]

What is your favorite piece of technology from home or here?
What are the best well-known sports of your time? Does anyone sumo wrestle? Is shooting guns a sport yet? Can I place bets on Mitsuhide out-shooting everyone else?
What are your thoughts on the government here and at home?
What is the candy like where you're from, and have you tried new ones here, how is it?
What jobs did you have in your world? Do they transition well to Avalon?
What is the weirdest law, either here or from your world you know of?
What is the weirdest thing to you about this place? -- For me, it's that there are restaurants indoors that don't make you remove your shoes!
Does anyone play Go? Is anyone willing to learn? Can someone please teach me cards?
Does anyone come from a time that still uses caste systems, and for everyone that doesn't; how were they abolished?
What is your favorite music, song, and dance of this world or your own?
Does anyone else have an oni or kitsune familiar? How many people even know what those are? And how many people come from worlds that had them for real?
What's the weirdest and cutest animal you've ever seen? Was it here or somewhere else?
What is considered a luxury in your world, and do you indulge, abstain, or simply have different preferences?
Have you ever had konpeito?

[He doesn't seem to run out of breath OR questions. So the network is just rescued when the post times out and automatically posts it.]

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