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[morns]

looking for the following:

— parkour instructors
— cleaners
— bartenders
— dj
— dancers
— cloakroom / reception staff

that's all.

( someone is putting the final touches to a new business, while trying to staff her old one, if you're wondering why the weird mishmash of roles. )

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[groundzeroes]

That's it? You're not going to say what for? shadier than me sometimes.

[(meme voice) OH MY GOD! HE ADMIT IT]

[morns]

( she chooses to take that as a compliment! )

is it that hard to work out?

( all the braincells gone to those melons or smth? )

[groundzeroes]

[WOW!!!!!!!]

Hey, I'm just trying to help you out here. One business professional [??] to another. Gonna get more bites with more info, you know?

[morns]

( 😘 if you can't drag your FWB who can you drag )

would have thought it was easy to work out this is for a club.

( well, and the gym. but if she needs to explain THAT distinction... )

[groundzeroes]

A club? You're declaring war on me now?

[Phoenix Roost is... not really a club. Only sometimes. Also there are other clubs already in camelot and he is just giving her shit]

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[unhappy]

Do the bartenders do the parkour and if so, what kind of music would a DJ play for that?

[morns]

club's too small for that

( It'd be interesting, though. )

the instructors are for the gym

( Because Kate thought she didn't have quite enough to do with one business. )

[unhappy]

Club...?

[morns]

a place where you can drink and dance

( Katherine you know damn well that's not what she means. )

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[dottedline]

All for once business?

[morns]

( ... Okay, so maybe at some point she'll understand that not everyone gets the things which seem obvious to her. )

obviously not.
got two places to fill.

[dottedline]

A parkour dance club is not the wildest fusion business I've ever heard of. I had to ask.

[morns]

( okay, but now she has to ask: )

then what is?

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[cultivatingsin]

What's parkour? What's a dj?

[morns]

( Ah. And there's the other thing she should have anticipated. )

parkour is a sport. easiest to understand if you watch this.
djs play recorded music for parties.

[cultivatingsin]

[Sorry he's from ancient China.]

Wow! Parkour is something I could get into!

What do you do to win? Reach the finish line in one piece the quickest?

That's it? They don't do anything else?

[morns]

that's how we did it last time there was a race.
some competitions might grade you on skill.

( Not that she's really experienced much of a competitive scene in this hobby, but whatever. )

sure there's something to it but i wouldn't know, personally.

( she just needs someone who can make things sound good each night this place is open. )

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[yankiisuwari]

I wanna apply.

[ Right here...? For which job...? ......Yea. ]

[morns]

( Somewhere, inside Nik's brain, Izumi is screaming. )

sure.
what were you looking to do?

[yankiisuwari]

[ Sorry @ the Izumi-part of Nik's brain...... Gotta work to be able to buy all that candy. ]

I can help out in the back? [ He doesn't have the face for customer service... Unless? it's not about the face. ]

[morns]

( It doesn't have to be. )

alright
working at the club today. come by when you can.

( attached are one set of directions. Trust them and go through the gate, even if it looks like you're just walking into flat ground )

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[menphina]

What is "parkour" and who needs instructing in it?

[morns]

( It's a good job Kate perpetually keeps this video on hand to explain parkour more efficiently than her words can. Enjoy the show, Megumi! )

& anyone who's interested in getting better at it.

( Thank you, for that wonderfully insightful explanation of your target audience, Katherine. )

[menphina]

[ Huh. She stares and thinks of when she used to do that. ]


I'm familiar— I didn't know it had a name, though.

Why parkour in particular? Sounds like it has little to do with the rest of what your venue is asking for.

[morns]

sounds like that's the case for a few people.
different businesses. gym's been open longer.

( Because apparently running a gym was not enough work. )