video / text: un: didnot

[morns]

( welcome to the outdoors, Avalon Network. to be specific, welcome to the outdoor course at off limits parkour gym, because that's all that's on the screen. no sign of the person behind the username, though the observant among you may realise that's because her phone is attached to her clothes, GoPro style.

and that's the only warning there is that things are about to start moving, as Kate is quite wordless when she starts running, springing up steps and raised walls to gain height, climbing from one end of the course to the other, where she makes the leap and pulls herself onto the rooftops, continuing to move like liquid across the skyline of the city in an increasingly twisty and complex course which eventually leads her back down to ground, just around the corner from off limits. from there, it's a quick jog until she reaches the gym itself — the yellow light of the neon logo bouncing off her top knot as she lifts the camera to speak into it. )

Think you can do this? ( she pushes a loose bit of hair out of her face with an exhale, biting back the urge to just cancel this whole stupid promotional tactic. ) Prove it.

( that's all from this live broadcast, but scroll down, and you'll find a text description explaining the point of this: )

off limits parkour race
date: 2nd February
time: 14:00
cost to enter: 100g
rules: no magic

prizes:
free training sessions at off limits
picnic basket & champagne
locally produced wines
potion assortments
homemade lavender tea

Comments

text; un: mcmm

[groundzeroes]

[oh, good to see kate keeping herself occupied. this is a much nicer post to see than the last one she sent.

As for the post topic itself... well, Rei has worked out alongside Kate for long enough. And it's been a long time since his military training, but that involved some of the same thing, so... What the hell! why not!]

Sure, I'll come play.

you got healers on hand for when participants crack their heads open? lol

[morns]

( oh god is she going to have to take out old man insurance. )

don't do anything stupid and you won't get hurt.

( read: no but she should probably think about hiring some before she ends up with some sort of InjuryLawyers4U claim from a scam artist. )

[groundzeroes]

[OBVIOUSLY he meant OTHER PEOPLE, rip to them but he's different]

oh excellent policy. i hope the waiver says that too. You've got one of those right

[KATE HE IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY]

Private Text ; un: Caster

[colchismagecraft]

well now

i must say i rather like seeing this side of you

[Medea? Thirsty over seeing Kate like this? Never.]

[morns]

put your tongue back in.

( she isn't surprised, really. but at least teasing Medea is always fun. )

[colchismagecraft]

i dont know what youre talking about

im just appreciating the view

😈

text; un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

oh i wanna do it
that sounds fun
no pro like u but ive had some practice

[morns]

( it is pretty fun. and good promotion for the gym.

she'll figure out what to do with the entrance fee funds soon enough. she doesn't need the money, but maybe there's new equipment she can buy for the gym with it. )

good.
stop by and get some more practice in.

( aka stop by and spend money kthxbye )

[kingfuckboy]

but what if i just want to
wing it and see how i do then??
like just
go for it!!

hahaha

text; un: adler

[disasdeer]

Well this is new, Kate. Congrats, probably belatedly, on your business.

I may stop by to check it out. Well, to watch. Not participate.

[morns]

forgot you missed this.

( it's a good little gig. she's going to miss it whenever Avalon releases them back into their worlds. )

drop by now. i'm working on camera positions.

( read: come give her advice on camera positions. )

text; un: manslayer

[hitokiri]

fine

[ that's the tweet. ]

[morns]

sure you can handle it?

( prod. prod prod. )

text, un: fireworks

[usedforcepalm]

What is parkour?

[It looks like an obstacle course to her, but she wants to be clear as to what people are supposed to do.]

[morns]

( ah, this explanation again. at least the thought of obstacle course isn't too far off. )

a sport. it's about getting from one place to the next as fast as you can. this shows it off better.

( she does not have the video editing skills to have made this a third person view of the course she had in mind. )

text; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

Count me in. Sounds like a fun challenge.

[morns]

better be.

( both in the sense of he better be in and it better be challenging. )

don't want this to be easy.

text : un; dellacacy

[sos_pilot]

[ boy, parkour really took off while she was on the moon! Not that she's complaining - she can practice here, and show off to her boys back home! ]

YES YES YES I AM ONE THOUSAND PERCENT IN IT TO WIN IT!!!!

[morns]

sounds promising.
make sure you beat Manslayer.

[thepunshow]

[ kate may not see it, but her demonstration earned a polite and very enthusiastic golf clap. ]

One that was really cool
Two I'm totally in!!!
If we win something do we just get to pick what we want

[morns]

( thank you, thank you. good to know her years of work have earned accolades. )

sure. got your eye on something?

video; un: ratdirector

[sandinmyhair]

[bzuh?]

Wait... people make a sport out of that? Like, doing it for fun?

[morns]

sure. skills are competitive.

( what don't people make into a sport? people make eating into a sport, for crying out loud. )

text | un: keith

[tempredmental]

Im in

[morns]

great. see you there.