video: un: didnot / dated to whenever the statue goes up

[morns]

( Sometimes, getting up early is a blessing because you get to see a wonderful dawn and enjoy the peace and quiet before everyone else starts to rise.

Sometimes, getting up early is a blessing because you run into Elphame's newest statue of the tournament victors. And, as it seems a terrible shame to not drag her friends (and the other three), Kate whips out her phone and does what any good person would do:

Start a slow, circling walk of the statue. Please enjoy the close ups of the loving detail in which every victor is rendered.

And please also enjoy the huff of laughter Kate lets out before she adds a; )

Congratulations.

( You're immortal, victors. )

Comments

video | un: mamorin

[mamowavin]

Oh! [ And here's one of the victors right now: a young girl who, honestly, probably looks a little out of place next to all the rest. A- at least she's got her axe and armor? And she's in a strong pose! But near the likes of Rei who's just an old, old man, she just looks so little... ]

I didn't realize there'd be statues made of us... [ ///// aaaa??? ]

[morns]

( Seriously, what is with the hiring a tiny child to save the world? Why is this a thing? )

Guess they're really thankful.

( Seriously, these things have had work put in. )

[mamowavin]

[ this wouldn't be the first time tbh ]

Ehe... I'm glad I could help them! Though I still don't really know what's going on... [ But she's got the gist of things, honestly. There's a crisis, and she's been granted the power to do something about it. So her course of action is set. ]

text; un: mcmm

[groundzeroes]

[hurgh. it's kind of embarrassing to be A Fucking Statue (that shit's for heroes!!! rei is a behind the scenes final boss kinda bitch!! HELLO) but rei's persona won't allow him to do anything about that. he has to own it. SIGH]

Do you think they got my good side lol

[morns]

( you're now a hero, rei. no more relating to those villains from manga, sry. )

think they spent three times as long on your tits as anywhere else

[groundzeroes]

[NOOOOOOO HIS MONOLOGUES]

That's a very interesting detail for you to notice 😎

text; un: ems

[unhappy]

Is it considered vandalism if we glitter glue that gaudy necklace so it looks true to life?

[morns]

be a lot of glitter glue.
a spell might be better.

video; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

Wow, I can't believe the old man won again.

[This is the second time, what the heck.]

[morns]

He's a lucky bastard.

( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she knows for a fact he actually managed that 3rd place legitimately in the parkour race. )

[unhappy]

Jean, can you even call anyone an old man? You're like 18 going on 50.

Audio : Un; Caster

[colchismagecraft]

[It's early in the morning, so Medea is still half asleep when she watches the video- it takes her a moment to recognise that Kate was showing them statues, and then another before she realises the figure with the cloak and staff was her.

What...why would she have a statue like this...?]

What in Hecate's name-

[No video just yet. She didn't want Avalon seeing her in her nightgown.]

uwu

[morns]

They're celebratin' the winners.

( There you go, Caster. )

audio; un: hypnos

[verytired]

It's a perfect rendition of you, Caster~!

video; un: stargazer

[leicesters]

The kid got a statue already? Someone didn't waste any time making a name for herself.

[they grow up so fast... :') ]

[morns]

Think she'll fix this whole mess?

( Wry, and a little cynical. This has been looking really dire these last few months, even without her canon update.

Poor kid getting roped straight into leading, though. )

text; un: hypnos

[verytired]

Aw, looks like my dear cousin is due for a congrats.

[morns]

( thankfully, Kate sees him talk to Medea before she sees this, because Kate is very bad at all things history and mythology. )

Guess we could throw her a party.

Video; un: 7😆H! TA1

[arf]

Zaddy statue!

[ he has literally like never caught rei's name somehow ]

Congrats!

un: NuruSara☆

[whosaysdajare]

Who's zaddy?

[ Sasara has an inkling and he'll never let it go again. ]

video | un: kaz.PIKO

[natsupiko]

Taicchan, Taicchan! [Why is he whispering as if he's not replying publicly.] We should go see it in person together!

[For art purposes. Not thirsty purposes. Probably.]

text; un: mc.bb

[ichibukuro]

[This is the worst thing he has ever seen in his life.



But Mamorin.]

wow

[morns]

( TFW your dad is an Avalonian hero. )

jealous?

( Katherine don't be a little shit. )

video; un: redwine

[judgementor]

[He snorts softly.]

It's almost enough to make one relieved to be beaten.

[Red Wine never minds being taken out by someone of superior skill, even if his pride does bristle a bit about it. He'll get over it... the bruise is not as bad as it could have been.]

From the looks of things they didn't inform the winners that this would be part of their prize.

[morns]

( You and her both, Red Wine. She's been a nobody for a long time and she's much more comfortable that way. )

Must have wanted to surprise them.