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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

Comments

anonymous text

[bakudan_bambino]

Can you yeet my awful fucking memories out of existence please?

1/2 anonymous text

[letmewin]

gosh, are you okay?

2/2 anonymous text

[letmewin]

i mean

Nothing is impossible for me!!!

Text; un: Koromaru

[whatsamada]

[...]

How scary! Any and all evil doers should beware for they won't know what to do!

anon text

[letmewin]

That's right!! No one is a match for a mighty God!! I'll strike down any wrong-doers with my magic sword!

text | un: robin

[wolfhunted]

[For a moment, Robyn feels some dread about the anonymous text, since you never know what kind of beings are lurking around here...that is, until she sees the drawing, which definitely isn't something a great deity would make.]

oh, praise be to this deity of terrible might, who in his mercy will now protect all of avalon!

oh, and praise be to his mighty sword, too.

anon text

[letmewin]

That's right!! I'm here to protect you all with my power over stars and rainbows!!!

Will you make any offerings to your mighty Diety?

Private text UN: firstfallen

[corruptedsave]

[They go out for a bit and look at what happens, good thing they've learned how to private stuff.]

I can believe you actually went and posted this.

Private text UN: starblazing

[letmewin]

( Gosh, they can already imagine Chara laughing. )

It was a lot of fun! It felt a lot like when we played pretend.

text ;@lilmonix3

[peninhand]

Ahaha, Avalon is safe with such a mighty and reformed god looking over it!

anon text

[letmewin]

You have nothing to fear while I'm here!!!

text : un; dellacacy

[sos_pilot]

[ omg this is too precious for words!!! Mom Instinct Overdrive!!!! ]

Wow, awesome! I feel so much safer with you around, Absolute God of Hyperdeath!

Can I call you Lord Hypderdeath for short? Or would you prefer Sir Hyperdeath?

anon text

[letmewin]

( He's glad that people are playing along with this! )

A God's name should never be shortened, especially by a mortal!

Text - un: Uravity

[floatsaway]

[Oh gosh, this is just the bright ray of sunshine Ochako's day needed. Slowly, very slowly, she's been finding her smile over the past few weeks where it's been lost somewhere in the dark...and she has all the friends and people she's met to thank for that. Even if the laugh she just uttered to herself is small, it's real.]

'O'!!
Absolute God of Hyperdeath, thank you so much for your service to Avalon!!
I am Hero-Trainee Uravity, and I too protect the lives and smiles of the people here.
I hope we can work together in future endeavors together!! I bet I could learn a lot from such a powerful god like you! ^O^

anon text

[letmewin]

( Oh, Ochako! It feels a little silly now that she's seen it, but it's really fun to play with others, too. He only used to really play with Chara. )

I've heard about what an amazing hero you are, Uravity! You don't have to fight hard to make others smile when you already make your friends happy!

It'd be really nice if we could work as a team.

un: !!! RIOT !!!

[machismost]

[ Kirishima is convinced this is a very precocious child. ]

WOAH!! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!! What's omnipotent mean?

anon text

[letmewin]

oh you really think so?

Er

It means that I can do anything! Bow before me, mortal!!

text; un: maou

[owarifool]

[ On one hand, it's patently obvious this is some kid's super powered persona and not in any way a legitimate god of hyperdeath. On the other hand, the very concept of it excites Kipposhi, and he can't help but be his most Fool self in response. ]


behold

before u stands

The Fool of Owari, the Great Unifier of Japan, the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven

ODA NOBUNAGA

if this absolute god is truly omnipotent, i challenge them to strike down one whose legacy burned so bright, so hot, it scarred his legacy into the land, the history of its people, and the hearts and minds of all!

1/2. anon text

[letmewin]

( Uh-oh. Chara did just warn him that someone might take this seriously. Hopefully this person is just playing along? )

text; un: eri

[candyapplechild]

[ Eri lets out an audible gasp. ]x

The god of hyperdeath? WOW that sounds amazing!!

[ Guess who recently learned how to type! Well, there'll still be a few punctuation or spelling errors here, and there, but...

...Asriel you might've found someone young enough to completely believe you. ]

I dunno about what you were saying, but you must be super powerful!

[ Yup... surely nobody would say anything but the truth here on the network, right? ]

anon text;

[letmewin]

( Asriel doesn't know Eri, but she sounds young-- maybe younger than him? )

oh uhm

Yes! I'm extremely powerful!! There's only one being in the universe who's a match for me, and it's a mighty Demon! It's a good thing that we're a team!

video; un: signorvespa

[prontissimo]

Uhh— if you control time and space... then why are we all still here?

[ He's not buying it. But the drawing does not faze him — it's just as good as his own drawings, and uh, he thinks his own are pretty good... It's the rest of it that makes him doubt the credibility, funnily enough. He's not exactly sure if this is someone playing around or just... yet another powerful magic weirdo in this crazy world.

At least, though, Alberto isn't quite... at the technological level...? to have gotten accustomed to text yet, literacy not his strongest point, and isn't even aware of how to turn anonymous or private on and off, and so he just communicates through video always... So, uh, there's no mystery for Asriel who he's talking to exactly... for better or worse. ]

anon text

[letmewin]

( Oh, it's his new friend! ... Who unfortunately is very much stumping him for a moment.

Asriel... was not expecting someone to take him seriously like this. It's a tricky question to answer, but he doesn't want to stop roleplaying just because of that )

Fool! You doubt my powers? You should be quaking in fear from my very presence!

A God and true hero would never leave those in need, or let others abandon their mission!

text; un: pinkparfait

[happyberry]

ehhhhh?! if you are the god who controls time and space and who's capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero and used to control death and destruction and now wanna be a good guy....... why protect avalon only?? what about our worlds?? they're the worlds in danger.. not here.. right?

[ It's a fair point. Even if she's a bit roundabout mimicking him to make it. She's eighteen but still just childish enough to take him seriously. ]

anon text

[letmewin]

Of course I'm protecting other worlds! A God is someone who can be everywhere at once! However, there may be people in need here! It's why I've decided to announce my presence here!

Instead of questioning me, you should be thanking me for my good will!

text; un: itaru-chigasaki

[rateup]

[ meanwhile: ]

oooooh
nice oc, OP
what's this sudden change of heart tho

anon text

[letmewin]

I have learned the error of my ways! Instead of binging death to others, I'll stop those who threaten the happiness of the citizens here!

and,
what's an oc?

text; un: username

[absentconstellation]

What is 'hyperdeath'?

[ The one thing he won't be able to figure out no matter how much context he gets. ]

anon text

[letmewin]

That is a rather simple question to answer!! It's when someone dies over and over again!

un: moonbunny

[starshaper]

[Okay. First things first. One thing catches Usagi's attention there so much, that she miiiight forget everything else for a moment...]

HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT RAINBOW TEXT???!!!

video: un - starblazing

[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel comes off of anon right away to talk to Usagi. She'll see a human-like goat child on her end, offering a small smile. )

Howdy, there!

Uhm, it's a lot easier if I can show you.