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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

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[sos_pilot]

Drake? Drake Mallard? Oh, sure! We're from the same world!

[letmewin]

( It's nice to know that he has some friends here. )

Woah, really? Then, maybe you've met his super hero friend, too.

[sos_pilot]

Darkwing Duck, sure, sure, met him. There's actually another superhero from our world here too - Have you met Gizmoduck?

[letmewin]

Golly! There's even more super heroes in your world? And they're both here? I haven't met them, but I'd like to...!

[sos_pilot]

Oh, Gizmoduck is really cool! He wears a big suit of robot-stuff! I'm sure he'd be happy to meet you anytime, little guy!

[letmewin]

Gosh, a robot superhero! We had a robot back in the Underground that everyone knew about, but that was mostly for everything they did on tv...

( So, a superhero robot sounds way cooler. )

[sos_pilot]

Naw, man, he's the real deal! He doesn't do it for the fame - he helps out cause he's a nice guy.

[letmewin]

... That's how real heroes are, huh? They're people who save others because they want to.

That's the kind of person I'd really like to be someday.

[sos_pilot]

For the record? "Super hyper death yada yada" probably shouldn't be the super hero name you choose, if you go down that way. Unless you wanna be one of those anti-heroes whose on nobody's side but your own, but secretly have a hidden heart of gold.

[letmewin]

He... kinda used to be like that. Hyperdeath used to just be a character that I played around with with my best friend.... But later on, he ended up being a villain.

Do you think I should give him a new name?

[sos_pilot]

Well, I think there's really only one person's opinion who matters the most about this... and that's you.

Do you want to change the name?

[letmewin]

... No.

T-The name... it's special -- because it's what my best friend and I would use when we played together.

[sos_pilot]

Then I say keep it, mouthful and all!

[letmewin]

Heehee, I will! Though, uhm... if his name's too long, you can just call him Hyperdeath.

[sos_pilot]

You mean SIRRRRR Hyderdeath, or LORRRRRD Hyperdeath!

[ She emphasizes rolling the r's, mostly just to see if she can keep him laughing. ]

[letmewin]

( He can't help but giggle at that, brows furrowing in a playful manner - attempting to look a bit menacing. )

That's the only correct way to address a diety!

[sos_pilot]

Is that so? The gods I know back home might have a few things to say about that... If they wind up here, I'd be happy to introduce you.

[letmewin]

Golly! You know gods from home...? Uhm... What are they like?

[sos_pilot]

Well, there's my best friend Selene - she's the goddess of the moon! She's really beautiful, really kind, and plays the best pranks ever!

[letmewin]

I didn't know that people could really meet gods and goddesses... that's amazing.

Has she played pranks on you before?

[sos_pilot]

Absolutely! But we love scheming together and pulling pranks on my brother even more.

[letmewin]

Really? Golly! Do you think you could tell me about them...?

Chara's pulled really good pranks before... I-I kinda want to try to do the same someday.

[sos_pilot]

Well, one of my personal favorites was the time I used the family castle to make a huge, elaborate, mind-bending treasure map, with all kinds of puzzles, hinting at an amazing treasure...

... Just for it to be his hat I stole from him.

[letmewin]

Woah.... But, even if you tricked him -- going on a big treasure hunt sounds really fun...!

Especially if there are a lot of puzzles, too.

[sos_pilot]

I'll have to remember that, if I ever get the chance to "play a prank" on you~!