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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

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[bakudan_bambino]

[Gokudera never really got to do cute childhood shenanigans like this so he is having fun. Being anonymous is just for the gag and for him to avoid judgement, ok?]

Best friend?! Ha! Pasta-tively ridiculous!

Who dares to stand up against Explodey Ravioli?!

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[letmewin]

Why, the Almighty Demon that I spoke of! The only one who's powerful enough to be a match for the God of Hyperdeath himself! Ura ha ha! I'd like to see what measly pasta can do against their power!

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[bakudan_bambino]

How is an Almighty Demon best friends with The Absolute God of Hyperdeath?! Is their friendship so powerful?!

Explodey Ravioli can turn anything into pasta! Just try to stop him!!

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[letmewin]

Our friendship is the most powerful their is! We're inseparable!

Oh, no! A God is someone who can overcome the threatening powers of shapeshifting! Is a power like that really something that can threaten the God of Hyperdeath?!

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[bakudan_bambino]

And if I turn the Almighty's friend into pasta... What then?! Mwahahaha!

[letmewin]

You would do that? You really are a fiend!

[bakudan_bambino]

Don't mess with Explodey Ravioli!

video - un: starblazing

[letmewin]

( It's then that Asriel decides to switch to video, revealing just who it is to Gokudera. )

Heheh. Howdy! Thanks for playing with me.

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[bakudan_bambino]

Gratitude won't save you! But-

Anytime, kid.

You haven't seen the last of Explodey Ravioli~

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[letmewin]

Gosh, really...? ( There's no mistaking that excitement in his eyes. ) Hyperdeath'll will be ready when that time comes!

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[bakudan_bambino]

I'm looking forward to it! People will pay to see that battle!