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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

Comments

[letmewin]

( !! A duck...? He can't help but wonder if she knows Drake... )

That... sounds really nice. Mom always seemed really happy when she could surprise us with pie. I-I think it could be the same for you, too.

[sos_pilot]

What kinds of pie do you like? I can make that my next project!

[letmewin]

Mom would make butterscotch cinnamon pie! It was always the best. But -- uhm... it's okay if you don't know how to make it. There's a lot of really good kinds of pie.

[sos_pilot]

Hey, not knowing how to make it is an exciting challenge! And one I accept!

[letmewin]

( His face lights up a bit at that. )

Really? You will? ( He stops for a moment. ) ... Uhm. My best friend and I tried to make it once, so... I kinda remember the recipe.

[sos_pilot]

Great! Send it to me anytime, and I'll give it my best try! It'll be a pie to remember!

[ ... for better or worse ]

[letmewin]

Okay. Thanks a lot, Miss...!

( Look, as long as she doesn't get butter confused with buttercups like Chara and Asriel did, it's Fine. )

Oh, uhm... I was wondering. Do you know someone named Drake?

[sos_pilot]

Drake? Drake Mallard? Oh, sure! We're from the same world!

[letmewin]

( It's nice to know that he has some friends here. )

Woah, really? Then, maybe you've met his super hero friend, too.

[sos_pilot]

Darkwing Duck, sure, sure, met him. There's actually another superhero from our world here too - Have you met Gizmoduck?

[letmewin]

Golly! There's even more super heroes in your world? And they're both here? I haven't met them, but I'd like to...!

[sos_pilot]

Oh, Gizmoduck is really cool! He wears a big suit of robot-stuff! I'm sure he'd be happy to meet you anytime, little guy!

[letmewin]

Gosh, a robot superhero! We had a robot back in the Underground that everyone knew about, but that was mostly for everything they did on tv...

( So, a superhero robot sounds way cooler. )

[sos_pilot]

Naw, man, he's the real deal! He doesn't do it for the fame - he helps out cause he's a nice guy.

[letmewin]

... That's how real heroes are, huh? They're people who save others because they want to.

That's the kind of person I'd really like to be someday.

[sos_pilot]

For the record? "Super hyper death yada yada" probably shouldn't be the super hero name you choose, if you go down that way. Unless you wanna be one of those anti-heroes whose on nobody's side but your own, but secretly have a hidden heart of gold.

[letmewin]

He... kinda used to be like that. Hyperdeath used to just be a character that I played around with with my best friend.... But later on, he ended up being a villain.

Do you think I should give him a new name?

[sos_pilot]

Well, I think there's really only one person's opinion who matters the most about this... and that's you.

Do you want to change the name?

[letmewin]

... No.

T-The name... it's special -- because it's what my best friend and I would use when we played together.

[sos_pilot]

Then I say keep it, mouthful and all!

[letmewin]

Heehee, I will! Though, uhm... if his name's too long, you can just call him Hyperdeath.

[sos_pilot]

You mean SIRRRRR Hyderdeath, or LORRRRRD Hyperdeath!

[ She emphasizes rolling the r's, mostly just to see if she can keep him laughing. ]

[letmewin]

( He can't help but giggle at that, brows furrowing in a playful manner - attempting to look a bit menacing. )

That's the only correct way to address a diety!

[sos_pilot]

Is that so? The gods I know back home might have a few things to say about that... If they wind up here, I'd be happy to introduce you.

[letmewin]

Golly! You know gods from home...? Uhm... What are they like?