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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

Comments

[wolfhunted]

power over stars and rainbows? that's a lot of power.

what kind of food offerings would this mighty deity prefer?

[letmewin]

One does not become a God without omnipotent power!

ice cream and pie please

Oh, and -

Chocolate, for my sidekick!!

[wolfhunted]

those are all fine offerings worthy of an omnipotent deity.

especially the ice cream.

[Honestly, as silly as this is, it's nice. Robyn would play games of pretend with her friends all the time back home before she and her father had to move, and this just drives home how much she missed it.]

[letmewin]

Ah, you understand! Each offering only strengthens my resolve to protect those here!!

Especially if the ice cream is chocolate.

[wolfhunted]

well, it's nice to know such a powerful deity is protecting all of us.

as long as we keep giving him chocolate ice cream.

[letmewin]

You are wise to acknowledge how powerful I am! As long as I'm here, I'll be everywhere to protect everyone's happiness!

Don't forget my sidekick, too!!

[wolfhunted]

i won't. i'll get your sidekick some chocolate, too.

anything to make sure such a powerful god protects us all!

video - un: starblazing

[letmewin]

( Asriel comes on the feed then, offering a big smile. It feels like it's been a really long time since he got to play pretend. )

Hee hee, thanks for playing with me, Robyn.

video

[wolfhunted]

[Robyn can't help but smile back.]

You're welcome. I used to play games like that with me friends back in England. We'd pretend to be Robin Hood and his Merry Men or King Arthur and the knights of the Round Table all the time.

[And Robyn's been lucky enough to meet some actual Round Table knights while she's been here.]

Re: video

[letmewin]

Oh! Uhm... Gosh, I know a little about those stories! They're heroes from books, right?

( Either way, that sounds really fun! )

I pretended a lot with this character at home, but he used to pretty different.

[wolfhunted]

That's right! There are lots of great stories about them. We used to have fun actin' them out.

Really? How was he different?

[letmewin]

I heard there's a lot of adventure in them... Those are the kind of books I'd like to read someday, too!

( He pauses at that, looking a bit sheepish for a moment. )

Uhm... We'd pretend we were like villains, more than heroes a lot. It seemed a lot cooler than pretending to be heroes. But, it was a lot of fun!

[wolfhunted]

I can just tell some of them to you, if you want. I remember most of those stories pretty well by now.

[She was always fond of telling them to her father, since books were hard to come by.]

Playin' the villain can be fun, too. I'd have to play the villain sometimes, but I enjoyed it after a while. Especially when I got to be the Green Knight one time.

[letmewin]

Really? You don't mind? Boy, that'd be really great...!

( He's really excited, okay... )

Heheh, yeah! Villains can get all the really cool attacks... Uhm, like Hyperdeath can use lightning and a magic sword to strike people down.

What can the Green Knight do?

[wolfhunted]

Really, I don't mind. I like tellin' stories.

[Especially since she's about to start telling one now.]

Well, the Green Knight is called that because his clothes and his skin are green, and he shows up in King Arthur's court on Christmas Day. He says that one man has to strike him with his own axe, but he gets to strike that man back next year. So Sir Gawain takes the axe and chops his head off, but the Green Knight just picks his head up and tells him they have to meet a year from now. It's really a test to see if Gawain is a worthy knight.

[letmewin]

( He listens to everything that Robyn has to say, looking especially interested in what exactly she's read. It's a bit dark like the other stories that Chara's told him about, but he looks shocked at the end all the same. )

He was able to just pick up his head...?! Golly... Was Gawain able to prove himself?

[wolfhunted]

Not quite. The Green Knight was sneaky, so he came up with some tests that Gawain had to pass before they met again a year later. He passes most of them, but he keeps a sash he got from a lady even though he was supposed to give everythin' he received to her lord husband in exchange for all the game the lord hunted during the day. After that, he keeps the sash to remind himself that he didn't keep his promise, and all the knights of the Round Table start wearin' green sashes to remind themselves to always be honest.

[letmewin]

It sounds like a good ending, even though it didn't start off all that great... Those are the best kind of stories, huh? And if the knights remembered to be honest, then it feels kind of like a lesson to the people reading it.

[wolfhunted]

A lot of stories like that have lessons. It's a good lesson to learn, though.

[Robyn just wishes she could be more honest back home...or at least tell the truth in a way that adults wouldn't immediately dismiss her.]

[letmewin]

I think so, too. Though... sometimes, even stories with sad endings can have a good lesson to learn.

( Sort of like his own. )

[wolfhunted]

I suppose. I don't like sad stories much, but we can probably still learn somethin' from them.

[Sometimes it's hard to see things not work out, though.]

[letmewin]

I... I think so, too. And, even if some of the ending of some stories are sad... there are some characters that can still end up really happy, too.

[wolfhunted]

I suppose that's true. Do you know any stories like that?

[This is definitely not her fishing for new ones she hasn't heard yet.]

[letmewin]

K-Kinda... It's more like a story that I made up.

[wolfhunted]

Oh? Well, now I want to hear it even more.