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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

Comments

[prontissimo]

Nonsense, non preoccuparti, Asriel! I'll make you guys the best branzino ever made~!

[ gihrjsknfd it just keeps getting scarier the more he insists he's great at it, why ]

[letmewin]

( It's like the more he says no, the more enthusiastic Alberto becomes. )

O-Okay...! But -- uhm... maybe I can try to make something for you too, then.

[prontissimo]

Yeah! We can trade! Make me your mom's snail pie! I've only ever had just, like— snails...

[ Like... raw snails...? The hell? ]

I don't know what a pie is, but sounds great!

[ ???!!!

the weirdest gaps in his knowledge for someone who boasts so much about all the things he knows... ]

[letmewin]

Gosh, you've never had pie before? ( fjaoifsad no judgement here... Just curiosity. ) They're a type of desert that you bake! You can make it with all sorts of different fruits and sweets.

If you've never had one, then... Then, I'll do my best to bake a really good one for you!

[prontissimo]

Pies are dessert? Sooo... Sweet snails? Really...?

[ Pure increduluity... But he shrugs it off quickly enough. ]

Eh! I'll try anything once.

[letmewin]

W-Well... maybe not snails... but, Mom always made really good pie for desert.

( He offers a small, hopeful smile then. Hopefully the pie this time will be better than the last one he made. )

[prontissimo]

Heh. Have you ever had gelato? That's the best dessert where I'm from. Or, y'know, whenever~

[letmewin]

Gelato? Uhm... Is it sorta like jello...?

( L o o k... they sound the same.... )

[prontissimo]

Iiii— don't know! [ whats jello lol ] But! But~! Gelato's the best. It's like this sweet, uhh— goo, I dunno how to describe it! But it's great~ It's soft and cold and you put it on a crunchy cone, kinda like a cookie but empty— that is, until you put the gelato on it. There are all kinds of flavors, too! Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla, custard, hazelnut, almond, I dunno— everything, hah! I once had a cone with like— ten scoops on it~!

[letmewin]

Golly, it's ice cream! ( They'd know that description anywhere!! ) But, uhm -- I wonder if it's different than the ice cream I'm used to.

You're right about it being one of the best desserts, heehee.

[prontissimo]

Oh! So you do know it?! I found someplace here that sells it! I mean— it looks like it, I dunno. I wonder if it's different here, too. Heh, we should try it!

[letmewin]

If it doesn't, maybe we could try to make our own! There's gotta be a good way to do it.

wrap soon? this is ancient haha

[prontissimo]

Hah! You're even more ambitious than me now, eh? From snail pie, to making our own gelato, hehe~

[ Alberto has literally zero idea what gelato is made of. He just knows it's tasty. But all this spreads a wide grin on his face, enchanted by his new friend's enthusiasm. ]

Me and you, though? Together, we can do anything we wanna do, haha, I can already tell~ We'll figure it out! We're smart!

yeah!!

[letmewin]

If Mom's not here, we gotta make our own special sweets!

( Just saying!! Now that he has the ability to use arms and legs again, he definitely wants to take advantage of it. )

Let's meet up really soon to try to make a pie, Alberto!