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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

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[letmewin]

Uhm... Kinda. Chara knows Frisk really well, but Frisk doesn't really know Chara.

( That's... sort of what happens when your SOUL is connected to someone elses's, he supposes. The situation is pretty complicated. Back at home, Asriel could only really make guesses until Chara confirmed that he was right in this world. )

Heehee, yeah! Boy, that'd be a lot of fun... Kind of like a big party, huh? Just for all of us kids.

( But, it's a hopeful wish. He knows that the chances of Frisk coming here is slim, but... sometimes, hoping is all you need to make a wish come true. He learned that from them. )

1/2

[prontissimo]

[ That comment gets. the Weirdest Look. from Alberto... who responds in a flat voice after a beat. ]

...Y'know— after Chara told me about the skeletons that are magic that have always been skeletons and not the skeletons that are just old bones... I'm not even going to ask. Your world sounds weird.

[ Oh my god rude but also well-mannered teasing. He just knows that sounds like a headache, like some timey-wimey wobbly-wobbly stuff, or else Chara's even creepier than he thought like some stalker or something, but beyond that, it just sounds personal, and... it's none of his business. He's not prying on that point. But far be it from Alberto not to joke it off. ]

2/2 i can't remember if this is before or after their beach thread, do you know

[prontissimo]

[ But shakes it off smoothly, smirking, letting his wry humor rest into fondness again. ]

But yeah— like a big party for us kids. A feast, heh~ Good food brings people together, y'know? Luca can get to know you and Chara, I can get to know Frisk, Frisk can get to know me and Luca, and uh— apparently Frisk can get to know Chara, too. Hah. It'll be fun~

[ He smiles, still a bit teasing, but a thought occurs to him he's curious about now. ]

Hey— By the way. Is Frisk a monster? Or a human?

it's before!

[letmewin]

( Asriel can't help but laugh a little nervously at that. He'd explain that monsters are made of magic, but that really might confuse him more... It was true. From what he knew, his world was certainly unique compared to many others.

Though, his smiles in a genuine manner when he talks about the party. )

Yeah! We'll all get the chance to become good friends... Gosh, that sounds like it'd be a dream come true.

( It sort of is, to him. Having a chance to be with both of his best friends, plus new ones? He never thought he'd have the chance to make any new friends, muchless be with his old ones. )

Oh! They're a human! ... They fell into the Underground, like Chara did.

[prontissimo]

Oh, uh— So that means, um—

[ "Dead-dead — Dead as a door nail," is how Chara put it, when Alberto first met them. It's still a lot to wrap his head around, though simultaneously... surprisingly easy to understand somehow. Makes him wonder if Asriel is actually some ghost prince or something. Especially now with all this Hyper-death stuff. He'll wave it off as his own imagination... for now. In favor of best-friend-y-feast pipe dreams. ]

...Heh. Frisk and Chara may be human, but I know how to cook the best human food, so— prepare to be amazed, ha~ My friend's dad taught me how to cook some stuff. It's the best! You'll see!

[letmewin]

...?

( For a moment, Asriel cant help but wonder what Alberto wants to say, but then he can't help but think that they mean that Frisk is a human. They have no idea that Alberto knows that Chara's dead. )

O-Oh, really? What is it...? At home, Mom usually use snails in all of her cooking, so... uhm... I really like being able to try new things.

[prontissimo]

Oh, I used to eat snails, too, when I was younger. Trust me, the human food I learned how to cook is way better than snails...~ Probably, like, the best food you'll ever have?

[ Not to oversell it... ]

[letmewin]

Mom's snail pie was always the really good - but, her butterscotch cinnamon pie really was the best.

( Why does he talk like he isn't human? It's something that Asriel keeps in mind to ask later on. )

Gosh, really? What is it?

[prontissimo]

Oh, I can make all kinds of stuff! [ He can't... ]

I'm one of the best cooks back in Portorosso~ [ He's not... ]

And I'm an even better fisherman! [ Actually, yes, he— ] Pretty much the best fisherman in the world~? [ Oh, yeah, there it is, nope. ]

I mean— except for Massimo, who taught me how to do all that stuff. [ Eh, at least he gives credit where it's due. ]

You've never had any better fish~ I'm sure your mom's pies are great and all [ whatever those are ] but Massimo taught me the best way to make roasted branzino, heh~ And! I'll even catch the fish myself! I, uh— I haven't found any branzino here yet, but, y'know... I'm sure there's something that tastes the same. It'll be fine.

[ ghiujrsnkfd th-there is so much confidence behind these words that somehow inspire so little confidence at the same time... Has Asriel realized his new friend is full of shit yet, orrr ]

[letmewin]

( Asriel just listens for a moment, but the more that Alberto talks - the more skeptical that Asriel's expression becomes. He's so confidence but Asriel is well aware of what it takes the be the best at... well. Anything. )

... Alberto, are you sure you're the best at all that stuff?

[prontissimo]

Ahah, yeah, for sure...~ Why? Don't worry, don't worry, I'll prove it! Just try it! Trust me!

[ That's... probably what Asriel is afraid of. ]

[letmewin]

O-Oh... uhm... That's alright, Alberto. You don't have to prove anything to me.

( R-Really, he doesn't. )

[prontissimo]

Nonsense, non preoccuparti, Asriel! I'll make you guys the best branzino ever made~!

[ gihrjsknfd it just keeps getting scarier the more he insists he's great at it, why ]

[letmewin]

( It's like the more he says no, the more enthusiastic Alberto becomes. )

O-Okay...! But -- uhm... maybe I can try to make something for you too, then.

[prontissimo]

Yeah! We can trade! Make me your mom's snail pie! I've only ever had just, like— snails...

[ Like... raw snails...? The hell? ]

I don't know what a pie is, but sounds great!

[ ???!!!

the weirdest gaps in his knowledge for someone who boasts so much about all the things he knows... ]

[letmewin]

Gosh, you've never had pie before? ( fjaoifsad no judgement here... Just curiosity. ) They're a type of desert that you bake! You can make it with all sorts of different fruits and sweets.

If you've never had one, then... Then, I'll do my best to bake a really good one for you!

[prontissimo]

Pies are dessert? Sooo... Sweet snails? Really...?

[ Pure increduluity... But he shrugs it off quickly enough. ]

Eh! I'll try anything once.

[letmewin]

W-Well... maybe not snails... but, Mom always made really good pie for desert.

( He offers a small, hopeful smile then. Hopefully the pie this time will be better than the last one he made. )

[prontissimo]

Heh. Have you ever had gelato? That's the best dessert where I'm from. Or, y'know, whenever~

[letmewin]

Gelato? Uhm... Is it sorta like jello...?

( L o o k... they sound the same.... )

[prontissimo]

Iiii— don't know! [ whats jello lol ] But! But~! Gelato's the best. It's like this sweet, uhh— goo, I dunno how to describe it! But it's great~ It's soft and cold and you put it on a crunchy cone, kinda like a cookie but empty— that is, until you put the gelato on it. There are all kinds of flavors, too! Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla, custard, hazelnut, almond, I dunno— everything, hah! I once had a cone with like— ten scoops on it~!

[letmewin]

Golly, it's ice cream! ( They'd know that description anywhere!! ) But, uhm -- I wonder if it's different than the ice cream I'm used to.

You're right about it being one of the best desserts, heehee.

[prontissimo]

Oh! So you do know it?! I found someplace here that sells it! I mean— it looks like it, I dunno. I wonder if it's different here, too. Heh, we should try it!

[letmewin]

If it doesn't, maybe we could try to make our own! There's gotta be a good way to do it.

wrap soon? this is ancient haha

[prontissimo]

Hah! You're even more ambitious than me now, eh? From snail pie, to making our own gelato, hehe~

[ Alberto has literally zero idea what gelato is made of. He just knows it's tasty. But all this spreads a wide grin on his face, enchanted by his new friend's enthusiasm. ]

Me and you, though? Together, we can do anything we wanna do, haha, I can already tell~ We'll figure it out! We're smart!