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[ the first thing one would notice right off the bat in this certain tiktok video are two itarus bopping their heads to the beat of the mii channel theme, which will serve as the background music of this very shitposty skit while the captions will be read by the generic male text-to-speech voice provided by this app. ]

PROS AND CONS OF #DoppleDinner๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฝ

+ temporary clone is perfect player 2 for multiplayer ๐Ÿคฉ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ•น


[ the scene then shifts to the two of them holding joysticks in front of the TV, their bodies swaying to and fro as they play what seems to be a racing game on the screen -- ]

+ clone can take over for you at work (and vice versa)๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

[ another scene where the og itaru (or is it the clone? it's hard to tell at first glance) is typing away on his computer, and his clone tapping him on the shoulder to tell him that time's up, then the og stretching his arms out and getting up from his gamer chair with a yawn to let the clone take over his computer job -- ]

- too much freakin food even for us ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ
- might want to eat you too??? ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


[ and lastly, another scene where they're cowering in the corner of his room, huddling their knees to their chests and looking terrified out of their lives as they're surrounded by a multitude of instant and junk food and takeout pizza. they don't look like they're being attacked, but there is practically a mountain of unhealthy food before them, and who knows what happened after this video is over...?!

(he's alive, for the record. might as well prove to people that he hasn't been slacking off in his mmo-induced exile for the past month. so here you go, guys - his tiktok debut.) ]
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Hi everyone! It's Taichi Nanao again!

I've been doing some reading and it tracks with what I know from my world: love is the most powerful kind of magic!

I guess real love is how you break a lot of so-called "love" spells! (It looks like most of those are like, attraction and obsession and something called bimbofication?? What's a bimbofi?)

What else do you think love can conquer? What happens if you haven't found real love yet and you get enchanted?

(Also, how soon is too soon to tell someone you love them? There's definitely someone I want to tell and I want to shout it from the mountain tops!)

โ˜…โ˜†โ˜… NANAO TAICHI โ˜…โ˜†โ˜…
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Hi there.

[ With that short greeting out of the way, Akira changes the angle—his phone camera is pointed at a row of vending machines. ]

If you're in Lestari, check this place out. You can get canned bread here.

[ He's not kidding; the next thing that everyone will see on screen is a can of bread. ]

And that was just the first vending machine.

[ Is he going to check out all of them? Absolutely. ]
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Hi everyone! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao here! I have a question!

What are your favorite junk food combos?

Not like pizza and cola, but like combination foods like mac and cheese pizza or donut burgers?

Here's a new one I discovered for inspiration:

Chili cheese flaming hot Cheetos pie! ๐Ÿคค
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( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the โ˜…โ˜†AbsolutGooHyperdeathโ˜…โ˜†!!


( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!
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[The video cuts to Tsuzuru in his room at the inn with Mizuno, his kuda-gitsune familiar, around his shoulders. A notebook is on the bed next to him along with the books he grabbed at the library opened to different places. He pet his head as he waved at the camera.]

Hello, my name is Tsuzuru Minagi. I'm the scriptwriter for the Kaika Company our director posted about it earlier.

[Please come join us! We're a fun group!]

I'm currently brainstorming for our first play. I've been reading up on different tales in the library but I'm interested in any stories from your world. There are many people from different places that have different stories I'd love to hear about. You can also post them anonymously if that makes you more comfortable.

[If Kazunari was here he would tell him to do something entertaining at the end, but he has no idea what he would do so he waves to the camera instead.]

Hope to see some of you guys at the company soon. Thanks in advance for your help.
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( well, she's no stranger to the network by now, but this will be the first time Izumi's had cause to address the network as a whole. she checks the message several times before sending it, reworking pieces and wishing Kazunari was here to spruce the overall look up a bit.

a plain text advertisement is a little dull, isn't it?
)

KAIKA COMPANY FUNDRAISER
-- SEPTEMBER 1ST; 1PM; KAIKA THEATRE, CAMELOT --

Come enjoy some cupcakes and hot chocolate or try our Curry Bread roulette - you never know how spicy your next bite will be! Raising funds to support the new Kaika Troupe in creating their first play!

RECRUITING NOW: KAIKA COMPANY
Calling all actors, sound, or stage workers interested in working at a new theatre troupe here in Camelot. No experience necessary! Auditions will be held on September 5th, 10am at Kaika Theatre.


( okay. she's gonna send this into the wild west of the internet now!!! come support the Kaika Company. )

( ooc: company info is still coming, but it's... what it says on the tin. technically owned by Taichi, with Izumi as director and the A3 cast as founding members! )
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what do you guys think of being able to work from home
i did a bit of googling and found some pretty nice opportunities that lets you work online instead of showing up at work IRL
you can have more free time to do what you want in the comfort in your own room like.... practicing magic, for example
or exploring this grand world


[ the truth is that itaru is slowly reverting to his shut-in roots after settling down but we don't talk about that. ]

anyway are there people here who play videogames too
asking for a friend and maybe me bc i want recs on some casual titles
it's not like i plan on going hardcore on them or anything lol so dw about it


[ only because he's already hardcore to begin with, but nobody knows that. except mankai. but shhhhhh. ]