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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

Comments

[sos_pilot]

Well, I think there's really only one person's opinion who matters the most about this... and that's you.

Do you want to change the name?

[letmewin]

... No.

T-The name... it's special -- because it's what my best friend and I would use when we played together.

[sos_pilot]

Then I say keep it, mouthful and all!

[letmewin]

Heehee, I will! Though, uhm... if his name's too long, you can just call him Hyperdeath.

[sos_pilot]

You mean SIRRRRR Hyderdeath, or LORRRRRD Hyperdeath!

[ She emphasizes rolling the r's, mostly just to see if she can keep him laughing. ]

[letmewin]

( He can't help but giggle at that, brows furrowing in a playful manner - attempting to look a bit menacing. )

That's the only correct way to address a diety!

[sos_pilot]

Is that so? The gods I know back home might have a few things to say about that... If they wind up here, I'd be happy to introduce you.

[letmewin]

Golly! You know gods from home...? Uhm... What are they like?

[sos_pilot]

Well, there's my best friend Selene - she's the goddess of the moon! She's really beautiful, really kind, and plays the best pranks ever!

[letmewin]

I didn't know that people could really meet gods and goddesses... that's amazing.

Has she played pranks on you before?

[sos_pilot]

Absolutely! But we love scheming together and pulling pranks on my brother even more.

[letmewin]

Really? Golly! Do you think you could tell me about them...?

Chara's pulled really good pranks before... I-I kinda want to try to do the same someday.

[sos_pilot]

Well, one of my personal favorites was the time I used the family castle to make a huge, elaborate, mind-bending treasure map, with all kinds of puzzles, hinting at an amazing treasure...

... Just for it to be his hat I stole from him.

[letmewin]

Woah.... But, even if you tricked him -- going on a big treasure hunt sounds really fun...!

Especially if there are a lot of puzzles, too.

[sos_pilot]

I'll have to remember that, if I ever get the chance to "play a prank" on you~!

[letmewin]

Golly, on me...?

Heehee, but it'll be a lot harder to pull a prank on me if I know you want to do that!