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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

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[letmewin]

( He's glad that people are playing along with this! )

A God's name should never be shortened, especially by a mortal!

[sos_pilot]

[ if they were face to face or this wasn't for kids, Della would point out the gods she knows don't really mind... but, holds that off for now. ]

You got it, chief. What would be the best way to offer my apologies? A grand sacrifice of some kind?

[letmewin]

( Eventually, Asriel will stop playing with people replying here, but for now: )

You may earn my forgiveness and prolong you existence by giving an offering!

[sos_pilot]

Sounds good! So what does Absolute God of Hyperdeath want as a worthy offering? Heads up - you don't want my soul. It tastes awful.

[letmewin]

The Almighty God of Hyperdeath is no longer interested in SOULs! Instead

boy, cake and pie and chocolates would be really great

[sos_pilot]

Well aren't you one lucky god! I just so happen to be taking baking lessons, and I've been needing a hungry mouth to make sure I'm doing it right!

[letmewin]

That offering will suffice! Perhaps if you're lucky, I'll take share some of your offerings to the Mighty Demon, as well!

uhm
thank you very much

[sos_pilot]

The Mighty Demon too? Then I guess I'd better make two whole batches, just in case!

video - un: starblazing

[letmewin]

( It's then that Asriel switches from text to video, smiling brightly. He had a lot of fun playing around with her. )

Will you really? Uhm... that'd be really great. I think it'd make my sibling really happy, too.

But, you don't have to, either. This was just for fun, hee hee.

[sos_pilot]

[ Seeing that the child is an animal like her wins her over even more!!! ]

I want to! I need the practice, and when I go back home, I want to be able to make this kinda stuff for my kids whenever they want.

[letmewin]

( !! A duck...? He can't help but wonder if she knows Drake... )

That... sounds really nice. Mom always seemed really happy when she could surprise us with pie. I-I think it could be the same for you, too.

[sos_pilot]

What kinds of pie do you like? I can make that my next project!

[letmewin]

Mom would make butterscotch cinnamon pie! It was always the best. But -- uhm... it's okay if you don't know how to make it. There's a lot of really good kinds of pie.

[sos_pilot]

Hey, not knowing how to make it is an exciting challenge! And one I accept!

[letmewin]

( His face lights up a bit at that. )

Really? You will? ( He stops for a moment. ) ... Uhm. My best friend and I tried to make it once, so... I kinda remember the recipe.

[sos_pilot]

Great! Send it to me anytime, and I'll give it my best try! It'll be a pie to remember!

[ ... for better or worse ]

[letmewin]

Okay. Thanks a lot, Miss...!

( Look, as long as she doesn't get butter confused with buttercups like Chara and Asriel did, it's Fine. )

Oh, uhm... I was wondering. Do you know someone named Drake?

[sos_pilot]

Drake? Drake Mallard? Oh, sure! We're from the same world!

[letmewin]

( It's nice to know that he has some friends here. )

Woah, really? Then, maybe you've met his super hero friend, too.

[sos_pilot]

Darkwing Duck, sure, sure, met him. There's actually another superhero from our world here too - Have you met Gizmoduck?

[letmewin]

Golly! There's even more super heroes in your world? And they're both here? I haven't met them, but I'd like to...!

[sos_pilot]

Oh, Gizmoduck is really cool! He wears a big suit of robot-stuff! I'm sure he'd be happy to meet you anytime, little guy!

[letmewin]

Gosh, a robot superhero! We had a robot back in the Underground that everyone knew about, but that was mostly for everything they did on tv...

( So, a superhero robot sounds way cooler. )

[sos_pilot]

Naw, man, he's the real deal! He doesn't do it for the fame - he helps out cause he's a nice guy.

[letmewin]

... That's how real heroes are, huh? They're people who save others because they want to.

That's the kind of person I'd really like to be someday.