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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

Comments

[prontissimo]

Iiii— don't know! [ whats jello lol ] But! But~! Gelato's the best. It's like this sweet, uhh— goo, I dunno how to describe it! But it's great~ It's soft and cold and you put it on a crunchy cone, kinda like a cookie but empty— that is, until you put the gelato on it. There are all kinds of flavors, too! Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla, custard, hazelnut, almond, I dunno— everything, hah! I once had a cone with like— ten scoops on it~!

[letmewin]

Golly, it's ice cream! ( They'd know that description anywhere!! ) But, uhm -- I wonder if it's different than the ice cream I'm used to.

You're right about it being one of the best desserts, heehee.

[prontissimo]

Oh! So you do know it?! I found someplace here that sells it! I mean— it looks like it, I dunno. I wonder if it's different here, too. Heh, we should try it!

[letmewin]

If it doesn't, maybe we could try to make our own! There's gotta be a good way to do it.

wrap soon? this is ancient haha

[prontissimo]

Hah! You're even more ambitious than me now, eh? From snail pie, to making our own gelato, hehe~

[ Alberto has literally zero idea what gelato is made of. He just knows it's tasty. But all this spreads a wide grin on his face, enchanted by his new friend's enthusiasm. ]

Me and you, though? Together, we can do anything we wanna do, haha, I can already tell~ We'll figure it out! We're smart!

yeah!!

[letmewin]

If Mom's not here, we gotta make our own special sweets!

( Just saying!! Now that he has the ability to use arms and legs again, he definitely wants to take advantage of it. )

Let's meet up really soon to try to make a pie, Alberto!