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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

Comments

[letmewin]

Really? Golly! Do you think you could tell me about them...?

Chara's pulled really good pranks before... I-I kinda want to try to do the same someday.

[sos_pilot]

Well, one of my personal favorites was the time I used the family castle to make a huge, elaborate, mind-bending treasure map, with all kinds of puzzles, hinting at an amazing treasure...

... Just for it to be his hat I stole from him.

[letmewin]

Woah.... But, even if you tricked him -- going on a big treasure hunt sounds really fun...!

Especially if there are a lot of puzzles, too.

[sos_pilot]

I'll have to remember that, if I ever get the chance to "play a prank" on you~!

[letmewin]

Golly, on me...?

Heehee, but it'll be a lot harder to pull a prank on me if I know you want to do that!