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Good day. Can anyone happen to recommend a good doctor? Not the kind with magic and the like, I've gone to see them and they were no help. I need a doctor to help with a condition I seem to have suddenly developed. I'm incredibly worried since the attacks come randomly, sometimes I even wake up in the middle of night because of them. It's a right problem since I can't go out and earn.
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Good day. How are you all doing? I'll get straight to it, can anyone recommend some hobbies a fella could get into? I'm bored, and after sitting here for gods-know how many hours watching the cat do cat things, I realized that I'm probably in need of one.

Recent events left me knackered too, so I figure something to take the mind off unpleasant things would help. I usually just work all the time, it's only now that I have the problem of too much free time. Odd problem to have, isn't it?
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[The feed starts with the camera upside down, and a pair of mismatched eyes blinking into it and as its owner fumbles around, turning the camera this way and that until he's satisfied. When he finally sits back, Zagreus is sitting cross-legged by the water's edge of a marshland, and he gives a cheerful wave.]

Greetings, various recipients of this message! Some of you may have met me here before, but I'm afraid I don't remember, so I'll introduce myself. I'm Zagreus, son of Hades, and Prince of the Underworld. Er, the same Underworld that Thanatos and Hypnos are from, not another one...

[He trails off, sheepish; he's rambling and it's all still confusing to him. Moving right along!]

Anyway, I wanted to ask about this Fisher King business. I understand you mortals are concerned with the decay he spreads around, and find death frightening and all that, but is he really that bad? He might even be a quite reasonable fellow, if people weren't hunting him down.

Has anyone ever had the opportunity to speak with him?
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[This was all a basic pr stunt, she knew. But it was nice, and cute. Besides, it wasn't like there was much going on lately anyway. Anyway, for this video she was once again wearing her Grenadier uniform to help her look sharp and professional! Gotta put on airs when recruiting people- asking people for help with community service!]

Would anyone be willing to help out your local knights with doing a bit of community service?

[Hm, another thought also occurred to her as well.] Oh- and on a different note, I'm going to need some help taking an egg to the local shelter.
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[He is so embarrassed posting this. But he's also put this off too long.]

If you saw me running around in my underwear last month, I'm sorry.

Especially if I tried to help with something. I know I probably caused a mess.

It's been a long time since I've had to deal with that power.


[ooc: referring to this on last month's event. Tsuna was Dying Will mode for a bit, so you might have an encountered a rage filled kid in his underwear there to help. Feel free to create noodle incidents.]
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[ When the feed begins, there is a shadowy figure standing in a dark room, filled with smoke and fog. Said shadowy figures raises an arm, speaking in a solemn and serious tone. ]

Greetings, mortals. I am Ereshkigal, Goddess of the Underworld and Keeper of Death. [The shadowy figure stepped forward, revealing the goddess in all of her glory(?). She looked uncharacteristically stern and severe, her voice deeper than usual.] I am come to this world to assist you in preventing the end of everything. [She frowned before crossing her arms.] Let us work together, so that we may protect our worlds from utter devastation.

[ The feed goes on silently for a little while longer, but then Ereshkigal breaks character and goes off-screen to turn the light on. ]

There's too much smoke... Open the window please! [Ereshkigal didn't sound deep, solemn or serious at all any more. Concerned, if anything. A flying half-skeleton dressed up with a top hat and christmas decorations flies by and briefly comes into view, opening a window. In the meantime, Ereshkigal can be heard blowing on candles. A lot of candles. At least fifty by the sound of it. When she's done, she coughs and comes back in view.] Phew... That was pretty good, don't you think? [She steps closer, grabbing the phone that was broadcasting the current scene.] Maybe a bit too scary... I should light up less candles next time.

[ She went to lay down on her bed, still holding the phone. A baby deer can be seen sleeping on the bed when it happens, absolutely unconcerned by what Ereshkigal is doing. ]

Aaah, it's so much better than practicing before a mirror...! [While holding the phone, she picked a booklet and flipped through its pages.] Alright, let's see... "Press the red square symbol to stop recording." [She then looked back at the phone, seriously so before looking very confused.] What red square?

[ She sighed and looked down for a moment, before putting the phone on her bed to focus on the booklet. It's still broadcasting, though the only thing that can be seen is the sleeping baby deer. ]

Human technology is so complicated... But I can do it! I need to perfect my introduction before going live on that AOL thing.

[ Of course she has no clue everyone saw everything, and so she hums as she reads the instructions, the feed continuing like this for a while. ]
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[Archer looks a bit tired, but when doesn't he. Actually, tired is possibly the norm of this month.]

I'm looking for temporary helpers at Fortune Panda. Thanks to magic acting weird, I'm cooking main dishes all on my own and it would be great to have some help with those. Just don't have magic that might potentially destroy the kitchen or ruin the food ingredients.

[So no sudden flowers in food or random tesla coil in the kitchen please... or kinetic sending everything all over the place.]

You don't have to necessarily cook anything, just help around as much as possible. We might even hire you, if you're interested in a job. We only hire wait staff permanently though, as we normally have a great kitchen staff.
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[ She's really not fond of making posts where it's obvious she's been dealing with injuries. She's kind of sick of the feeling of burdens that come with it. But this is something she has to do, regardless, sighing as she sets up the camera, itching a bit near the bandage over her head. ]

Hello. Sir Gareth of Orkney here, again... [ Not much energy in that greeting, huh? ]

So... The truth of the matter is, much as I've tried, I don't actually... remember anything from after Rubion cursed me, but...

I know... I lost control... and while I know not what I did in that rage, I know it was all I felt. The sort of anger that feels like Inferno in your chest.

[ She takes a moment, sucking in a breath, before making eye contact with the camera, and then... bowing. ]

To anyone I might have hurt... I apologize, from the bottom of my heart. I can hardly still call myself a knight, knowing what I have done, but... I can't let that shame keep me from making amends, either.

[ She rights herself, nodding. ]

If you've any request of me, I shall see it done. Just say the word.
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Uhhh, hi. Morning. The name's LeClair, Noah. One of the newer faces around here. So...those...ghost things were something, weren't they? Scared the hell out of me, but some brave souls brought us all through it, my thanks for that.

I'm still gettin' used to this place, but recent events tuckered me out so I wanted to take things a bit slower, get to know the folks here. So, tell me about where you're from. I've never travelled outside Avalon - err, that is my Avalon not this place - and hearing about new places seems kinda fun.

[ A beat. ]

Oh right! I've got another question thats been driving me up the wall but - [ The camera shifts to an unkept bed, or maybe it was tidied up before its current occupant decided to lounge on it. ] - can anyone tell me what kind of cat this bloomin' thing is? She's almost half my size and can jump up the side of a house like no one's bloody business, and sometimes bites her tail.

[ Suddenly the "big cat" reaches over and om noms. ]

Just like that.
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Just for the hell of it...

Answer this.

What would you do if you suddenly woke up a decade older?


[He is keeping to himself, hiding up a tree while he...adjusts. The passage of time doesn't matter - like he cares if he is seventeen or twenty-seven - but what happened in that decade...

That rattles him. Amazes him. Confounds him.]
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[Jane appears to be sitting in the middle of the woods. It's raining, though not terribly hard, and she doesn't appear too bothered by it as she shelters under a tree with an irritated-looking bird fluffed up on her shoulder.]

I've been thinking about something... and indulge me, because sitting out here waiting for the rain to stop is terribly dull.

[She doesn't use the network too often and rarely for a casual query, but she is bored.]

There are a good many people here from other worlds, yet I often notice that most seem to be... hmm, heroes of some kind, I suppose? Or people who were already powerful in magical ways, or people of high political influence. Some are gods, even. [A little shrug follows this, and she hums thoughtfully.]

So I wondered, then, just how many are not. How many were pulled into this from perfectly ordinary lives where nothing magical or horribly dangerous really happened to them, and they were certainly never anticipating having to halt some multiverse-ending calamity.

[A fat raindrop hits the top of her head and she flinches, looking up and then shuffling further back against the tree.] I'm sure I'm not the only one who often wonders which capricious higher power thought they had the skill set for this.
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So...

[ Appearing on the network this time, is Saber... looking rather grumpily at the screen... with a pair of wolf ears sprouted atop her head. Something that was unfortunately familiar from last month and she had assumed/hoped that was the end of it.

It was not, in fact, the end of it. ]


It appears this was not a one-time thing.

[ Well, on the plus side, it looks like she's managed to keep herself under control and not lose control to Werewolf instincts this time. ]
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Hello, Avalon!

[Morgan's putting on a bit of theater for this message today, sending it from the main training room of his dojo. That means a clear sight of practice dummies, floor mats, training weapons, and the man himself in a proper gi instead of his usual black t-shirt.]

For those of you newly arrived since last I sent this message, my name's Morgan Knight and I am... the Ambassador to the End of the World!

[Of course, he's deliberately hamming it up. How can you not, with a title like that?]

If you want to see why we're here, and what we're trying to stop, I can take you to see it. It... [Yeah, it can't all be smiles and jokes.] It's something worth seeing, honestly. It really drives this whole situation home, when sometimes our purpose here can feel unclear and unmotivated. Reach out to me if you'd like, and we'll find a time to make it work.

[Okay, serious message over, back to the smiling!] And speaking of making things work, I also happen to run Avalon's best and brightest martial arts dojo! I offer classes ranging from beginner to master, and I'm always on the lookout for new students and new teachers both. If you want self-defense training, or the whole life philosophy, I can accommodate either. We'll focus on the styles that suit you best, and include weapon training if you want as well. And if you ever just want to spar or get a workout in, I love all of that too.

Also also, I'm officially opening Knight Contracting for public business! As Avalon's finest and... apparently only Bargainer, because seriously if any of you guys out there have that magic I have yet to see it or hear from you or anything -- I have prepared the Bargaining frameworks necessary to subcontract a Bargain's gains and responsibilities to a third party. Legalese protects everyone from unexpected repercussions while providing the fairest possible deal for all concerned, so if there's a way your life can benefit from the talents of the fae, Knight Contracting is here to help!

Also also also -- y'all have a wonderful day out there.
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A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA AAA A A A A A A A A A A A A AAAAAA A A A A A A AAAA

[ well THERE'S a username that hasn't been seen for a hot minute. Stella went for The Big Snooze sometime last November, so as far as she's concerned, it should be gearing up for Christmas. And then next thing she knows, she's crash landing back into the lake, she's being piled into one of the carriages and everyone's telling her it's February.

She's having a moment about it. A huge string of rapid-fire messages start shotgunning out. ]


FEBRUARY???
ARE YOU FREAKING K I D D I NG ME
IS THIS A PRANK???????
DID I DIE
I MISSED CHRISTMAS????????


[ ... Among other things. I'll spare you from having to read them all. Eventually, she calms the hell down enough that a... slightly more comprehensible post finally follows. ]

HI. SO. UM. Last I knew it was November something and now it's February and some ppl are telling me it's a familiar connection thing and u can understand that I wigged out a bit!!!!!! BUT... now i'm awake and i'm Back In Avalon so um. this is a reintro i guess??? if u already know me. skip this part.

HI!! I'm Stella and i was here for like, most of the year last year??? i guess i got blipped for some reason and now i'm kind of catching up and seeing who's still around. i really likeeee music & dancing (i'm an idol back home!) big dogs and glittery things. introducing urself is hard LOL

SO UM.... I'll be around I guess???? if any of my pals are still here lmk i wanna catch up with you guys!