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Give me your honest opinions on mayonnaise. Even the most brutal ones. Does mayon belong in all sorts of food? Personally I think there's a limit and the limit is "just sucky street food".

Let's talk about other condiments as well. What is the worst or what is the best one?

And the most hot topic in some worlds: does pineapple belong in pizza?

[Archer may or may not have encountered a certain knight putting mayonnaise in wedding buffet food.]

[OOC: Free zone. Feel free to threadjack and go offtopic as much as you want.

Archer is anon in replies unless I state otherwise at the start of the conversation.]

queenofkur

[ After being given a quest, Ereshkigal had decided to go ahead and do it on her own. It was very clear the quest was designed to be dangerous and she'd wanted to ensure none would get caught in her own personal feud with Morganna... Which had been a fatal mistake. ]

Greetings. I am in dire need of assistance and would be very grateful should any of you still listen to me.

[ It is a blessing nobody can hear her whine through text. ]

I am in the Forest of the Felled and I am lost. I came here after Morganna gave me a quest, but I believe my words angered her and she led me into a trap. It appears she placed upon me a curse that makes it impossible for me to find my way. I have been here for over twenty-four now and my strengths are waning as a result of dehydration and hunger.

Should you be afraid of facing Morganna's wrath for assisting me, I understand. I shall face my own death with dignity if so. I only ask someone come after the kettle in my possession to finish this quest and establish a land of the dead after I am gone. I will endeavor to write instructions on how to manage such a place with what time I have left.

[ Not overly dramatic at all, nope. ]

unknowntodeath

Fortune Panda now has a new menu of light summer items as well as an outdoor grill area. There are also some seats outside since the weather is getting better.

[This wasn't his original reason to make a post, but he wanted to add something to the post other than his own personal, uh, punishment of sorts for actions these past months. Which is an announcement.]

And starting from... now. You may start addressing me as Emiya instead of Archer. That's my real name. Just that. I will still continue to answer to Archer as well but I won't have any preferences.

[That's it. That's the announcement. He definitely didn't need to post about it in public, but he's doing it because he's been an idiot.]

unknowntodeath

Does anyone even have a clue why Queen Elphame wants the Fisher King?

[Just a thought out there to think about. Something about this was oddly suspicious to him. Then again he still doesn't really trust fae.]

Surely his curse would even damage Elphame.

Also now I've been turned into a woman two times too many.

reloves

Helloooooooo everyone!

[ Sorry if you had your volume up high, because Minako's voice is definitely at an eardrum-shattering volume. At least it doesn't seem like she meant to jumpscare anyone, she's just.. excited.. ]

Today is your lucky day! And yes, I mean yours, the person watching this! Because today is the day all your problems will be solved! [ Listen to that tone of sheer confidence. ]

And how, may you ask? Weeeelll...

[ Minako's voice trails off. She ducks, seeming to grab something, only to return in view holding a handbag. ]

You see, I'm helping sell some very, very special handbags. If you buy one of these, it'll solve all your problems! [ Minako winks. ] And that is a goddess of love gua-ran-tee! ♥

[ D-did she just say a heart out loud? It's a talent. ]

Has the rain gotten you down? Having a bit of a 'I-thought-spring-would-come-but-now-it-only-rains-and-it-sucks' moment? No problem! If that troubles you, or no matter what else might trouble you, just let me know, and I will let you know how buying this handbag can bring you a solution!

resistetmords

In the spirit of Spring, name someone you have a crush on~. Don't be shy now, I'm sure there's at least one or two people here that makes your heartbeat fast. ;3

[She's in a fantastic mood, please let her gush over how cute you guys are. Feel free to tag each other too~]

unknowntodeath

it's been a while since we had an open anon forum for shit talking.

vent out your frustrations. tell us who you desire you can't possibly have. start ugly rumours.

if you go off anon, that's on you.

[He's mostly bored and wants to see if he can catch some fresh gossip that could be useful later.]

[OOC: to make things easier, let us all assume every comment is "anonymous" unless said otherwise.]

unknowntodeath

[Archer looks a bit tired, but when doesn't he. Actually, tired is possibly the norm of this month.]

I'm looking for temporary helpers at Fortune Panda. Thanks to magic acting weird, I'm cooking main dishes all on my own and it would be great to have some help with those. Just don't have magic that might potentially destroy the kitchen or ruin the food ingredients.

[So no sudden flowers in food or random tesla coil in the kitchen please... or kinetic sending everything all over the place.]

You don't have to necessarily cook anything, just help around as much as possible. We might even hire you, if you're interested in a job. We only hire wait staff permanently though, as we normally have a great kitchen staff.

arf

ATTENTION!!!

I need everyone with nice muscles to post photos of it! We're all in a bad place right now, there's nothing better to cheer up than to look at the payoff of some hard work so we can keep motivated on the hard work we need to do to get Camelot back in tip-top shape! All genders are welcome to share, all muscles are awesome!

Show me muscles! 💪😇💪

{{ OOC NOTE: anyone can tag around to anyone, all comments are OTA since it's supposed to be a big share, not Taichi collecting photos of ppl's muscles like a weirdo. }}

theskyaccepts

how do you make dreams stop?

[The message appears fairly early in the morning, maybe 4-5 AM.]

ringsthatbind

[Although coming from Shadow's phone, and using his username, anyone who knows the hedgehog will be able to tell this isn't him.]

How do you get a grumpy person to make friends? I'd like to meet more people, so should he right?

And I didn't sign him up for that friend thing because I like not being punted, I bet he would totally punt me.

[Now how the hell the chao was able to type this without fingers is anyone's guess.]

commediadellanime

[it's four in the morning, time to ask bordering-on-invasive questions on the network!]

so what did all of you do, anyways?

before you showed up here, i mean. were you just some no-name loser or were you some kind of big shot? i bet it must have sucked if you went from people listening to you and then ending up at the bottom of the food chain!

or are you getting a huge ego boost from this place calling you some sort of hero that's vital to saving all the different worlds out there? does it make you feel important? more then you would have at home, where nothing you did mattered? lol

this gig isn't too different from what i was up to before, honestly. the quests are a bit lower stakes and some of them are so easy it almost makes you want to cry, and i've got way more free time now. still, kind of nice to know there's always room for a weapon. gets you some decent money.

angel_of_death

I don't suppose anyone else is dreaming of poems about the Fisher King's curse? At first, I thought it was just me, but it seems like quite a few people are talking about it in the city.

unknowntodeath

Those who know what "beta testing" means... don't do it. It's not worth it.

I'm going to be sleeping at the inn for a while. Don't come looking for me.

[ooc: Archer is currently stuck in Riza Hawkeye's body and sticking strictly to text for that reason kjdkad.]

unknowntodeath

[Guess who is wearing reindeer antlers and a red nose. He sort of lost a bet to Rin, can you tell. He doesn't seem too happy about this, but he tries keeping a poker face.]

Before we left Camelot, we baked some gingerbread cookies. There are also ingredients for gingerbread houses.

[Rin makes an appearance, smiling at the camera.]

Just comment down below if you want to get some from us. There's plenty.

Some holiday spirit from our world, I suppose.

[Even if Christmas was nonexistent here, some cookies never hurt anyone.]

[ooc: Replies will come from Archer and/or Rin (

greedyvixen).]

unknowntodeath

Out of morbid curiosity, has anyone of us otherworlders died during their stay here and then been brought back to life? If so, how does that process work?

I've heard there are other worlds (like this) where coming back to life happens but I'm curious to know how this place handles death.

Since we're connected to our familiars I can be imagine they'd be affected by our death too.

friendsallover

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facebite

all this talk about food and slaughtering each other is making me hungry what the hell

anyone know any good pie recipes. maybe something easy

and maybe festive?? themed??? whatever thats like

emet_sulk

[ He's only making a new post because he doesn't want to directly engage the dragon killers (not that it will stop them from commenting on this one, but hey). ]

Tell me, those of you who are mortal: why do you deserve the lives you have been given? Why should we save your depraved worlds from falling to calamity when all you are capable of is slaughtering that which you fear and hate? Your childish arrogance, hubris, and ego destroy far more than I ever could in a millennia, and yet you continue to cry out for your pathetic existences as though any of you mean anything in the grander scheme of things. As though you matter.

Civilisations crumble and fall. Mountains may be ground to dust, or new ones arise from the ocean floor. The world changes, and yet the selfishness of mortals does not.

I pity you short-sighted fools.

amakakeru

[ Rider smiles as the video starts. He’s less formally dressed than normal, lacking his jacket and hat and two buttons on his dark blue shirt are undone – casual mode! ]

As I’m sure we’re all aware, we’ve got a bit of a humanitarian crisis on our hands. There are a lot of people that can use help. The best way to help is money. People are more likely to give money when there’s an incentive to donate, as I’m sure most of you know – a gift or something to accompany their donation.

[ He motions to a wall calendar behind him. What’s on the calendar isn’t clear at first, but that’s not important right now. He keeps talking for now. ]

Calendars are a popular gift this time of year, perfect for the coming new year, but you need interesting subject matter – cute animals, nature photos, things like that.

[ Now he takes the calendar off the wall to reveal its subject matter. The cover shows your stereotypical wizard posed suggestively with a staff and a strategically torn robe to highlight his muscle with the title of WIZARDS GONE WILD. ]

I’m suggesting something, well, a little more suggestive. Some of you are keen on showing off your bodies publicly [ He’s not naming names, but y’all know who you are. ] so why don’t we capitalize on that?

[ He flips through the pages of the calendar, showing wizards of all genders in any number of suggestive poses and states of undress before hanging it back up. ]

Why don’t we do a cheeky little pinup calendar? Anyone of age is more than welcome to volunteer to pose for photos…and we’re probably going to need capable photographers. Given the nature of the project, there’s no pay, but I’m not going to be making any money off of this, either. All profit over the printing costs of the calendar will be given directly to refugee-organized charities.

Thank you in advance to any and all volunteers who want to have a little fun for a good cause.

[ Rider then chuckles as he puts on a charming smile. ]

And if it helps put everyone’s mind at ease, I’ll be posing for this, too.

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