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Hey guys, Belgium here~! I’ve got a big announcement to make! My big broer, the Kingdom of the Netherlands is here! He’s… come here big brother.

[She disappears off screen for a moment and could be heard talking to someone before dragging a taller, handsome man onto the screen by his arm.]

Well, this is him, he’s really strong, handsome and aloof. So please try to keep in your pants girls!

[She was patting his arm with each word as she gushed about him.] He can be kind of stingy at times, but please don’t let that put you off, he’s really good at heart, I swear! Anyway, please help him feel at home, he’s feeling worse off than I did when I first got here.

[Another pause before she clears her throat.]

Oh… sorry brother, I kind of stole your thunder, please go on and introduce yourself.



“Did you really have to embarrass me with the stingy—”

[ the sound of silence for a few moments as he does a classic facepalming gesture, before adjusting the camera once more so that his tall frame isn’t cut off ]

“Anyway…”

[ a cough, before he continues ]

“I’m just as strong as the average man around here, considering several things, but… well, if you have to ask…”

[ he falls silent for a moment, because damn he hates speaking in front of so many people, and caught by surprise too! ]

“I mean, I can do some numbers and know some other stuff, but everything is like, really new to me and—”

[ a few moments go by before something sticks their head out of a pocket of his overcoat ]

“Ko—Konijn! Not now…”

[ the culprit is revealed to be a small, fluffy rabbit. ]