anon post

[unknowntodeath]

it's been a while since we had an open anon forum for shit talking.

vent out your frustrations. tell us who you desire you can't possibly have. start ugly rumours.

if you go off anon, that's on you.

[He's mostly bored and wants to see if he can catch some fresh gossip that could be useful later.]




[OOC: to make things easier, let us all assume every comment is "anonymous" unless said otherwise.]

Comments

[unknowntodeath]

i summoned Morganna last month. she's a lot hotter in person than i thought.

[redeyedbluehound]

You summoned Morganna, of all people and all you can notice is how hot she is?

...Then again, I can't judge.

[unknowntodeath]

what else was i supposed to notice? we all know she's all powerful and her presence is overwhelming.

Anon he hopes

[ringsthatbind]

I've been having feelings towards someone that are confusing. I thought I understood them, as they seem like feelings I've felt before. But they aren't. I'm not sure what to do.

[starshaper]

What kind of feelings???

[politicallyinclined]

Spend time with them so you can truly understand your feelings.

cw: age difference, death wish, fratricide, ancient gods keep it in the family

[hor]

🧂🧂🧂 The man I want wants me to kill🗡 him so he can be with my father ⚱ instead. 🧂🧂🧂
(He doesn't believe me that I care for/like him because he murdered my father.)
Advice?

[hitokiri]

what the actual fuck

[inevitablerest]

[(Un)fortunately(???) for all parties involved, Thanatos knows enough to know exactly who this is.]

He deserves better.

[angel_of_death]

[Walter, too, has more than enough to go on to piece together exactly who the anonymous user is.

He's not sure how to feel about that, given what has been written so far... But, he ventures to answer nevertheless.]

It sounds like he might feel guilty about what he did to your father.

So anon

[pricklybloom]

I have feelings for someone, but I'm afraid to tell them because they aren't really the type who wants a romantic relationship.

[politicallyinclined]

Have they told you that directly?

[phoenixwiz]

Hello anon. Has the person in question told you anything lately?

[clevebro]

Archimedes is actually part horse. Trust me on this one.

[purrrrfection]

Who in the seven hells is Archimedes and why are they part horse?

[politicallyinclined]

I never want to see another skeleton again.

Not even my own!

[clevebro]

Eh? What happened?

[ragingblossom]

As if we didn't have enough to deal with last month already with the wild hunt, some lunatic was going around stabbing people.

If I ever get my hands on them I'm introducing their face to the pavement. Repeatedly.

[unknowntodeath]

sounds like an awful jerk. terrible.

[clevebro]

That sounds like something you should report to the guard or knights!

[cultivatingsin]

Has anyone managed to successfully raise the dead?

I still want to try that.

[unknowntodeath]

do not.

last month happened because someone did that.

[clevebro]

I mean... that probably depends on your idea of success and what you're resurrecting?

[phoenixwiz]

So, from what I have been hearing on the streets, Merlin likes to adopt stray animals a lot.

[clevebro]

Do you think he prefers dogs or cats?