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[unknowntodeath]

Those who know what "beta testing" means... don't do it. It's not worth it.

I'm going to be sleeping at the inn for a while. Don't come looking for me.


[ooc: Archer is currently stuck in Riza Hawkeye's body and sticking strictly to text for that reason kjdkad.]

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[redeyedbluehound]

[Sorry Archer, but there's a 'taptaptap' on your window. You've been found.]

Archer! I know you're in there!

[unknowntodeath]

[How, but more importantly why.

There's a woman at the window in a little while, looking very unimpressed.]

You've got the wrong room.

[redeyedbluehound]

[He stares at the woman for a minute, blinking, then breaks into a big smile]

Archer, why are you hiding? You look good as a woman.

[unknowntodeath]

[Ugh, this guy. Stop trying to flirt with him.]

This isn't my body. I'm just borrowing it for now.

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[dottedline]

At least it wears after at most a few days.

[Same hat.]

[unknowntodeath]

That's a relief to hear, at least.

And at least there doesn't seem to be other side effects.

[dottedline]

Thankfully. Still, I'm not sure this was worth what I was paid.

[unknowntodeath]

I definitely don't think it is. Definitely too uncomfortable.

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[phoenixwiz]

Thanks for the heads up, Archer. I haven’t read up on the quest just yet, but now, I don’t think that I want to mess with it at all.

[unknowntodeath]

You're right that it's a quest, but it's not on the regular quest board. I doubt you'll even see it.

[phoenixwiz]

That’s correct. I didn’t see it on the regular quest board while I was looking at the available quests sometime ago.

So how are you holding up right now?

(He isn’t sure if he has to mention the Polyjuice Potion shenanigans he and his friends back at home went through just yet.)

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[beaumains]

Don't worry, Archer, I'll run the kitchen while you're out! I won't let you down!

[unknowntodeath]

I trust you. With you and Rin there, the restaurant is in good hands.

[beaumains]

That being said, um.

Do you need anything?

You know. Feminine?

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[corruptedsave]

Man, you actually took that job? It looked shady even for where it was posted.

[Why yes, they are admitting they check the not so nice quest board.]

[unknowntodeath]

Somehow I'm not surprised you check there.

Curiosity killed the cat.

[And bodyswapped the Archer.]

[corruptedsave]

Curiosity does a lot more than kill cats, you know.

[They have a hunch it did something to Archer, they just don't know what and they kind of want to know.]

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[fujimaru]

You know you've probably just encouraged people to try just because they love bad ideas, right?
Are you okay?

[unknowntodeath]

Maybe I'll get paid more for encouraging people. You might have just uncovered my evil plans.

It's nothing lifethreatening. Just inconvenient.

[fujimaru]

No offense but the last time an Archer told me that it was with half of one of his arms missing

[ That's an exaggeration, but only so much. No one at Chaldea seems to do anything by halves, and she might not know this variation of him, but she knows some of what he's like. ]

Seriously though
I can bring a first aid kit or something
Or a drink

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[impostorsyndrome]

Now I'm dying to know.

I'm not gonna do anything stupid, don't worry. But you putting this out there has me a lot more curious than the quest itself did.

[unknowntodeath]

Isn't that usually how some of the quests go. They don't sound interesting until something happens to someone.

[impostorsyndrome]

Yeah, but you went beyond the pale here in building the mystery.

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[hitokiri]

did it pay good at least

[ he is also accidentally a woman right now since he's stuck in kate's body... ]

[unknowntodeath]

not enough for something like this.