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[konpeito_aji]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[There's a pathetic wailing of one returned Demon King as the camera shows nothing but flames!]

Akechi, you traitor! All this over--

[His voice cuts out in a garbled hysterical sound between cries of anguish, the ultimate despair and maniacal laughing.]

[The camera moves from flames; no worries, it's not Honno-Ji or any kind of Buddhist temple (literally how could it be?) and down to our idiot Demon King curled up in a ball on the floor. Oh apparently the flames are just the fireplace? Although having a fireplace going in this weather is a bit much. Maybe it's training for going through the volcano. Or something.]

In my next life... I shall accept... even a lowly dog. This torture is unbearable. [It's... kind of muffled, because he's curled up in a ball, but even so, this much is caught.]

[Cue camera zooming on Mitsuhide Akechi's face. And in his hands, one. Lone. White. Feather.]

[Yeah. That's it. End transmission.]

[ooc: make a note if you want to avoid threadjumps and only talk to one of them or vice versa!]

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[damn_kitsune]

A dog, my lord? I think you are over-exaggerating. Now then...

[Starts tickling Nobu's neck with the feather.]

Take your punishment like a man.

[konpeito_aji]

No!!! Go away!!! [Squirms and flails and tries to kick out without giving an opening to his neck!]

A Shiba inu! I'll be a Shiba inu with an irresistible personality women will naturally gravitate to!!!

[So long as they don't neck torture him you monster!]

[damn_kitsune]

I'm afraid I cannot do that, my lord. My beloved nearly fled because of you.

[Thankfully he was able to calm her down before she could swim away in embarrassment.]

[konpeito_aji]

But she didnt'!

[Quick tactical roll under the kotatsu!!!]

[song_princess]

That's why you want one of my feathers....

[A small pause.]

He probably needs more.

[damn_kitsune]

He needed to be punished for interrupting us, my little bird.

[song_princess]

[Please don't remind her! She wanted to crawl under a stump and never come out.]

Should I give you another feather... Darling?

[konpeito_aji]

That won't he necessary.

[In a hikikomori ball with a futon wrapped around hum to protect all but his face.]

I'm very sorry I embarrassed you great princess, please forgive this foolish demon king and call off the war of vengeance. I am certain we can share our sneaky - my left hand, your lover, amicably. [He can't bow, he's basically a caterpillar but...]

[damn_kitsune]

I suppose arming myself with another feather could not hurt.

[konpeito_aji]

No!!!!

I just wanted you two to be happy?!

Why are you teaming up like this instead of mating? Quick go make weird fox-bird offspring damn it!

[Clearly helping his case!!!]

[damn_kitsune]

Shouting such a crass statement at us was not helping.

[song_princess]

[And here she just turns bright red.]

N-N-NO! How crude!

[Yup, she is gonna be rooting for her brand new lover.]

[foxtouched]

[ Just. Staring... ]

My Lord... I think you may have deserved it.

[damn_kitsune]

[Have a smirking Mitsuhide]

He very much does.

[foxtouched]

Good to see you too, Master Mitsuhide. I see you've my Lord where you want him.

[damn_kitsune]

Exactly, Lady Kitsuno. He will probably need some comfort once I am done with him.

Unless you want to continue this "torture" on your own time, that is.

[konpeito_aji]

Why?!?!?

You too Kitsuno?!?!

Ahhhh my life as a human is over. I hope to be of use to a good family that they take good care of me as a dog.

[foxtouched]

But my Lord, you wouldn't be a dog. You'd be a beautiful cat, with the most fluffy tail and lots of fur.

And we could rub your belly!

[konpeito_aji]

I can be a cat. Lounge around all the time. Catch vermin. What kind of cat?

But I'm not coming out from my under my fortress defenses. [Kotatsu and futon blankets, but tummy rubs are good. He can be a cat.]

video; un: hpotter

[phoenixwiz]

(Honestly, Harry just simply freezes upon seeing the video in question and to say that he was speechless when seeing Nobunaga on fire is an understatement.)

Um hey, is everything alright over there? Do you need some help putting out the fires? And did you just ask for dogs too?

video; un: konpeito_oni

[konpeito_aji]

I said I'll accept being reborn as one. It's one of the lowest tiers in Buddhist reincarnation. You have to really mess up to end up as a dog.

[IS A GIANT CATERPILLAR ON THE FLOOR IN A FUTON ALL WRAPPED AROUND HIM -- except for his face.]

[Also nothing's on fire. Yet.]

[There is a fireplace going in the background though. DUN DUN DUN.]

[phoenixwiz]

Okay, I guess I don’t need to bring a fire extinguisher then.

So animals tend to be on the lower scale of reincarnation forms in Buddhism from messing things up really hard? I never heard of people coming back as dogs before but I do know of someone who used to change into a dog at will in my world.

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[damn_kitsune]

[Oh hey, it's the guy "torturing" Nobunaga, and now he's armed with two white feathers.]

He'll live. He's just being overly dramatic about getting what he deserves.

video; un: konpeito_oni

[konpeito_aji]

You're the over-dramatic one.

I just said you two should fuck instead of fucking around wasting time. [ARM FOLD.]

[This is a mistake because his hands are no longer protecting his neck of course.]

[phoenixwiz]

Um, okay then, I see. I thought for a moment there was a fire involved.

I do have a question though: Are you making a dreamcatcher with those feathers?