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[He is so embarrassed posting this. But he's also put this off too long.]

If you saw me running around in my underwear last month, I'm sorry.

Especially if I tried to help with something. I know I probably caused a mess.

It's been a long time since I've had to deal with that power.

[ooc: referring to this on last month's event. Tsuna was Dying Will mode for a bit, so you might have an encountered a rage filled kid in his underwear there to help. Feel free to create noodle incidents.]

cultivatingsin

What abilities should a sword have?

[Be basic. Be creative. Spring is about renewal, right? He wants to upgrade his Jiangzai.]

If you say it should cut parchment, I will curse you. Anyone can sharpen a blade. I want to talk about magic.

hitokiri

[ izō is sitting on the back porch steps of the building that serves as the sakamoto detective agency and apparently filming this himself based on the fact that this is a shaky, amateur selfie cam video feed. ]

Hey so... I got eggs. An' ya oughta be buyin' 'em 'cause they're fuckin' great!

Language!

[ to anyone who isn't an animal mage, all they would've heard is sudden, noisy clucking from somewhere offscreen. ]

Sorry. Er—... c'mon look at all the colours!

[ awkwardly, he changes the video to use the other camera and then has to adjust. eventually, though, a basket of eggs is visible. all the shells are in varying shades of blue and green. ]

Hehe, yeah, got yer attention now, huh? This shit right here? Top shelf.

[ is he supposed to be selling eggs or–…? LOOK. he's really into this, actually, which is probably why he doesn't get called on that swear. ]

So, uh, that's it. Buy some eggs or whatever. Why I gotta say anything else? Ya know what eggs are…

[ he brings the camera really close. threateningly close. too close? ]

Only these ones are better! Why? 'Cause, my chickens are the best!

[ another burst of clucking for the non-animal magic users, and something that sounds like a couple of excited middle-aged ladies talking loudly over each other for those who can understand them. it's impossible to know what they're saying, only that it sounds happy enough. ]

Anyway... if ya wanna pick some up, I work outta the Sakamoto Detective Agency. An' bring that guy somethin' to do while yer at it. Not that he has anythin' t'do with this. Ain't like he put me up to this! ... Huh?

[ ~~how's that for a free promotion, ryouma?~~ izō looks offscreen for a second, distracted. ]

Oh. And they said thanks. The hens, I mean. So don't make 'em upset by not rewardin' 'em for their hard work or else!

[ he ends the feed there. that should do it... right? ]

resistetmords

In the spirit of Spring, name someone you have a crush on~. Don't be shy now, I'm sure there's at least one or two people here that makes your heartbeat fast. ;3

[She's in a fantastic mood, please let her gush over how cute you guys are. Feel free to tag each other too~]

unknowntodeath

Those who know what "beta testing" means... don't do it. It's not worth it.

I'm going to be sleeping at the inn for a while. Don't come looking for me.

[ooc: Archer is currently stuck in Riza Hawkeye's body and sticking strictly to text for that reason kjdkad.]

hitokiri

[ a few too many drinks were involved in the making (and posting) of this message which was definitely not intended for the eyes of the network at large. well oh well, it's just... freely out in the wild now... ]

hehehe look what i found
( Read more... )

[ ... it's probably fine. ]

beewulf

Alright, alright, Minako. I'm back just as I promised. Not a scratch on me or hair out of place either.

[He was currently outside in the cold, lighting up a grill. Looking rather bored; that itch was still there, gnawing away at his guts. It was hard to describe, it wasn't hunger, not entirely, but he did know what it was. And it was that knowledge of what the feeling is and what it's tied to that offers up a small frown from him.

A frown and just the barest hints of annoyance.]

Oh, and Master. If you're looking at this, make sure you stop by, I'm going to have some steaks going. I suppose you can come too if you want, Kadoc.

[This was all being addressed to specific people, sure. But he looked a little lost in thought, not even bothered by the cold as he stood out in it... with only a pair of pants on.

..."I'm gonna be a dragon steeeaakkk!"

And now you are.]

amakakeru

[ Rider smiles as the video starts. He’s less formally dressed than normal, lacking his jacket and hat and two buttons on his dark blue shirt are undone – casual mode! ]

As I’m sure we’re all aware, we’ve got a bit of a humanitarian crisis on our hands. There are a lot of people that can use help. The best way to help is money. People are more likely to give money when there’s an incentive to donate, as I’m sure most of you know – a gift or something to accompany their donation.

[ He motions to a wall calendar behind him. What’s on the calendar isn’t clear at first, but that’s not important right now. He keeps talking for now. ]

Calendars are a popular gift this time of year, perfect for the coming new year, but you need interesting subject matter – cute animals, nature photos, things like that.

[ Now he takes the calendar off the wall to reveal its subject matter. The cover shows your stereotypical wizard posed suggestively with a staff and a strategically torn robe to highlight his muscle with the title of WIZARDS GONE WILD. ]

I’m suggesting something, well, a little more suggestive. Some of you are keen on showing off your bodies publicly [ He’s not naming names, but y’all know who you are. ] so why don’t we capitalize on that?

[ He flips through the pages of the calendar, showing wizards of all genders in any number of suggestive poses and states of undress before hanging it back up. ]

Why don’t we do a cheeky little pinup calendar? Anyone of age is more than welcome to volunteer to pose for photos…and we’re probably going to need capable photographers. Given the nature of the project, there’s no pay, but I’m not going to be making any money off of this, either. All profit over the printing costs of the calendar will be given directly to refugee-organized charities.

Thank you in advance to any and all volunteers who want to have a little fun for a good cause.

[ Rider then chuckles as he puts on a charming smile. ]

And if it helps put everyone’s mind at ease, I’ll be posing for this, too.

snaccs

What's the one thing you would change about your life to make it better?

( he could say that this is anonymous to avoid people feeling weird telling their answers to a therapist, but really it's simply to avoid Kurusu-kun worrying about the meaning of all of this.

it's fine. he's fine. this is simply academic curiosity. )

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