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avalononline2021-11-06 09:56 pm
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2nd 10-pull 🎮 video; un: itaru-chigasaki
[ the first thing one would notice right off the bat in this certain tiktok video are two itarus bopping their heads to the beat of the mii channel theme, which will serve as the background music of this very shitposty skit while the captions will be read by the generic male text-to-speech voice provided by this app. ]
PROS AND CONS OF #DoppleDinner😋🍽
+ temporary clone is perfect player 2 for multiplayer 🤩🎮🕹
[ the scene then shifts to the two of them holding joysticks in front of the TV, their bodies swaying to and fro as they play what seems to be a racing game on the screen -- ]
+ clone can take over for you at work (and vice versa)😤😤
[ another scene where the og itaru (or is it the clone? it's hard to tell at first glance) is typing away on his computer, and his clone tapping him on the shoulder to tell him that time's up, then the og stretching his arms out and getting up from his gamer chair with a yawn to let the clone take over his computer job -- ]
- too much freakin food even for us 😰😭
- might want to eat you too??? 😨😱
[ and lastly, another scene where they're cowering in the corner of his room, huddling their knees to their chests and looking terrified out of their lives as they're surrounded by a multitude of instant and junk food and takeout pizza. they don't look like they're being attacked, but there is practically a mountain of unhealthy food before them, and who knows what happened after this video is over...?!
(he's alive, for the record. might as well prove to people that he hasn't been slacking off in his mmo-induced exile for the past month. so here you go, guys - his tiktok debut.) ]
PROS AND CONS OF #DoppleDinner😋🍽
+ temporary clone is perfect player 2 for multiplayer 🤩🎮🕹
[ the scene then shifts to the two of them holding joysticks in front of the TV, their bodies swaying to and fro as they play what seems to be a racing game on the screen -- ]
+ clone can take over for you at work (and vice versa)😤😤
[ another scene where the og itaru (or is it the clone? it's hard to tell at first glance) is typing away on his computer, and his clone tapping him on the shoulder to tell him that time's up, then the og stretching his arms out and getting up from his gamer chair with a yawn to let the clone take over his computer job -- ]
- too much freakin food even for us 😰😭
- might want to eat you too??? 😨😱
[ and lastly, another scene where they're cowering in the corner of his room, huddling their knees to their chests and looking terrified out of their lives as they're surrounded by a multitude of instant and junk food and takeout pizza. they don't look like they're being attacked, but there is practically a mountain of unhealthy food before them, and who knows what happened after this video is over...?!
(he's alive, for the record. might as well prove to people that he hasn't been slacking off in his mmo-induced exile for the past month. so here you go, guys - his tiktok debut.) ]
text | un: tsum.tsuki
But he'll lead off with ] Are you still okay, Itaru-kun? [ He's assuming he's alive, since this got posted, but listen. With a cliffhanger like that, he has to ask. ]
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well
i was fine when i made that vid
but i think eating nothing but instant food these past few days is finally getting to me
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Do you want to go out somewhere to eat with me? Or I could bring something to you, if you'd prefer. [ "Something" will include rainbow bagels and tamagoyaki, because he and Kazunari may have made some #DoppleDinner mistakes as well. It's fine. ]
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depends on what's on the menu
ill even eat the director's vegetable curry to mix things up
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and a request that izumi would love to fulfill]I was thinking about going to one of our usual cafes. [ So salads, sandwiches, eggs to keep Tsumugi coming back... plenty of options that're better than junk food. ] But we can go somewhere else, if you'd prefer.
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no!!!
that sounds pretty good right about now
im in
video; un: moonbunny
["Are you okay???" Sorry, sorry, not right now. First things first...]
I'll help you eat all of that food!!
[It's... Not even a question, huh.]
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[ he's actually surprised, wow. ]
Not that I appreciate it, but... You sure? I thought girls your age are supposed to keep watch on their weight.
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So rather than asking if he's okay, she instead comments with: ]
is your clone REALLY smart enough to work for you???
[ Maybe she's just looking for his slacking secrets.... ]
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yep
he is me and i am him
so he pretty much has my exact habits and knowledge down pat
at the very least he seems to be aware that he's a clone so there won't be any drama between us once this spell fades
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so how does this clone spell work
you HAVE to teach me now!!!
it means everyone could just make clones of themselves!! and never work again!! WE COULD BREAK THE SYSTEM
[ Sorry, Itaru, you're being enlisted for a greater purpose now. ]
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we can herald in a new age where clones do all the work for us while we have the free time to do what we are meant to do as human beings
altho, it's not actually a spell
it's a potion that's been all the rage online these days
you're supposed to use it to duplicate food bc of the recent happenings in celliwig and all
but somehow i hecked up and
well
i2ru happened
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you're saying that YOU are technically the person who invented this
[ Sure, it's something you can do with a potion someone else thought up, but Itaru is the one who thought up this usage!
That clearly means it's patented by him now. This is how things work in Minako's galaxy brain land. ]
do you realise how much money you could make off it???
you could even clone yourself multiple times and start a dating service!! you'd get SO RICH SO QUICKLY
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ill spare u the boring deets but i guess things would work differently here in avalon, huh
[ now wait hold, on she said MONEY. and GETTING RICH QUICK. not that his wfh job doesn't pay much, but... money--
ah, record scratch. ]
dating service?
is that rly how u think i should spend my money, aino-chan
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But since he's kindly moving on from that, she will refrain from calling him a nerd.
Like the generous goddess she is. ]
i'm just saying you could earn a lot of money that way!!!
do you think girls aren't going to be waiting in huge lines to go on dates with your clones???
and then you can just lead your own life in the meantime! it's FOOLPROOF
[ As long as you don't think about any of the like.. 50-ish flaws of said plan. Sssh. ]
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aino-chan
im flattered that you think im hot
i rly do
but you gotta realize
im an introvert deep inside
and my clones will feel the same way
i2ru would rather whale for the limited banner waifu from Summer Legends, yknow?
right, dude?
[ minako can't see it from here, but his clone will give an agreeable nod. ]
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okay, but how are you going to pay for your waifu???
[ This is literally the first time Minako has seen that word, and she's already copying it.
Never leave a moment wasted. ]
doesn't it sound so much more tempting when it means you could get all the waifus you want? aalllll of them? it'd be possible with those huge profits!!!
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ah crap it's too late. ]
2d waifus are one thing but
im not rly on a prowl for a 3d one, yknow?
besides they're like temporary
so when they go poof in the middle of a date
well
that's gonna be terrible
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what do you mean, itaru-kun??
do you have some sort of abandonement complex we need to unpack right now?
[ Yes, because this is clearly how anyone would want to do it. On a public forum, with Minako of all people. Clearly the ideal scenario.
The dumbest part might be the fact that she's not even messing around. She's genuinely concerned. ]
Video | un: cattletamer96
Waste not, want not! Tell me where I can pick some up! You should give some of that to the refugees as well.
[He decides to drop this guy a bit of advice.]
Also, be careful of your clone. Not too long ago we had killer doppelgangers running around. It was a big mess!
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Yeah, that's the plan. Organic food may be healthier, but instant shit like this is gonna last longer, or at least long enough for the refugees to get back on their feet.
Just lemme know what you feel like eating right now. Aside from pizza, I've got some instant ramen and a whole bunch of frozen food that you can just pop in the microwave. Or, if you're feeling fancy, there are these self-heating hotpots that taste pretty decent--
[ record scratch ]
There were killer doppelgangers? How'd you guys defeat them, then?
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[Actually, everything sounds amazing, especially since he can store it for longer periods of time. This guy is smart! Why didn't he think of this?!]
On second thought, just throw everything into a bag and I'll come to pick it up!
[Crow is too busy thinking about the free food that he almost forgets he dropped a bombshell there.]
Oh yeah! The doppelgangers were created from seeds from a huge ass plant. They were trying to kill off the originals, so they could take over. I mean they were pretty easy to kill, you could just chop them up like celery. However, they were a bit annoying since they were fooling your friends and putting them in dangerous situations to get to you. Just keep an eye on your clone, just in case!
[Probably shouldn't say that too loudly.]
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Oh, that's no prob. Here's my room number at the starter inn.
[ insert random combination of numbers here. now back to that bombshell -- ]
That sounded pretty annoying to deal with, I'm NGL. Not to mention traumatic? You're basically killing... yourself. In a way. [ god, hopefully it won't have to come down to that. ] That said, my clone's a total normie so far, so no worries here.
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[ Itaru can probably see Crow's surroundings moving and sometimes he will go out of frame. What? He has to make sure he gets there before anyone else does!
And yeah...the doppelganger incident was definitely traumatic. Crow had firsthand experience seeing his clone do some dirty shit and had to put it out of its misery. And it was weird to, as Itaru puts it, kill himself, but Crow was fully aware his other self was an imposter. He just looked like him, had his personality, and had the same skills, but he wasn't him.]
Well, just keep an eye on him. Maybe that was a one-time thing.
]Unbeknownst to both of them, the root of the potion actually comes from the very plant that started the doppelgangers, so there might be some cause for alarm.]
Though, if my clone wasn't evil, it sure would have made my life easier! I'm envious, your clone is pretty chill.
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Yeah, I get it. It's like in those psychological horror movies, y'know? I2ru might be normal at first, but then you see him with a knife behind him and then it's too late.
[ a pause, before he slowly turns around to find his clone still chillin on the couch. ]
...Whew. See? Nothing to worry about. Now hurry up, er-- What's your name, again>
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Yeah, exactly! Wait, did you name him I2ru?! I don't know if that's clever or hilarious!
[ Hurry up? There's already a knock on Itaru's door. Did you think he was joking around?! Crow poses in front of Itaru's door with his tongue hanging out.]
The name's Crow! Now trick or treat, give me something good to eat!
[It's not Halloween anymore, Crow!]
text; un: lilmonix3
[ Monika is worried, but not because of the food or whatnot. How are shitposts being produced on the freaking island of avalon? There really is nowhere in the universe that's safe from the internet, huh. ]
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it's a tiktok
do i have to explain what that is
i don't mind
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Is this like a youtube knockoff?
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i guess you could say that it's vine 2? since vine shut down some years ago
huge difference is that you're not just limited to 6 seconds of video length
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Do you have an influencer license? You could probably make money off this then, given you find the right audience.
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gotta build up some rep before i get verified, yknow?
doesn't make sense if i get one right away
besides tiktok isn't rly my main socmed
im a twitch/youtube kinda guy
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I guess that makes sense... Well, I got verified very early on and it worked out just fine. Ultimately you should do what you feel is right for you.
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ehh
i guess things work differently here
i used to have a rough time starting out back home
so having to start all over again sounds kinda demotivating
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I'm sure you'll do fine so long as you put your heart into it!
I can promote your channel on mine if you ever need help.
[ She's an absolute pushover. ]
text | un: maruchan
Are you still alive in there
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thanks for giving me an idea for a future vid LMAO
but yeah we're fine
no pizzas were harmed during the making of this video
sentient food that try to eat you aren't so scary once you eat them right back tbh
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what part of sentient food is the part that's sentient?
WHAT IF IT EATS YOU FROM THE INSIDE
[ What if you watch too many bad horror movies? ]
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rip to all of yall but im different 😤😤
[ don't underestimate itaru's junk food diet! he likes to think that he's built an immunity somehow... it doesn't make sense, but. ]
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When they inevitably make a cheap found footage movie about this, do you wanna be like
The character in the prologue sting
Or the MC?
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that's kinda tough
i think i'd like to be the guy in the prologue
unless that guy turns out to be dead all along?
what kind of movies have you been watching lately
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What do you think?
When it's October it's gotta be spooky
Preferably without lots of jumpscares but we can't have everything
text; un: tachibana_i
( Izumi pls. )
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tbh im surprised we haven't done a play featuring twins yet
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( you've only done 4 plays, Izumi! )
Who would we cast as twins? Muku-kun and Sakuya-kun, maybe?
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you could also get away with tenma and taichi
they're at the same age anyway
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Hm... Taichi with Tenma hair? Or the other way round?