( video; un: nyakira )

[fooligans]

Hi there.

[ With that short greeting out of the way, Akira changes the angle—his phone camera is pointed at a row of vending machines. ]

If you're in Lestari, check this place out. You can get canned bread here.

[ He's not kidding; the next thing that everyone will see on screen is a can of bread. ]

And that was just the first vending machine.

[ Is he going to check out all of them? Absolutely. ]

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[fooligans]

[ Even after cutting the connection with the network, Akira will definitely stay for a bit longer to check this weird vending machine corner thoroughly. If he sees someone wandering around, he'll wave at them before walking closer. ]

What's the weirdest thing you've got?

[phoenixwiz]

Well, I happened to get this from the vending machine.

(Out of all the things he could have gotten from the vending machine, Harry is stuck with a can of alphabet soup after spending some time trying to pick which canned goods he could find. He isn’t sure if that is weirder than canned bread, but then again, he just walked towards the machine with very little expectation and not much else.)

[fooligans]

Alphabet pasta...that is genius.

[ He says that absolutely unironically. ]

Is it warm and ready to eat?

[ He's just curious what they can make out of letters in Harry's canned soup. ]

video; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

Important scientific research?

[fooligans]

Is this what it looks like?

[ He's just goofing around, but you know what? He'll take it. He'll use this as a reason why he's killing time here. ]

What's the weirdest thing you have got from a vending machine? Or in general, the weirdest thing you've eaten? You can call it important scientific research as well.

[rustyhonesty]

I've never actually gotten anything from a vending machine. I just used one for a wire spell. [Rip vending machine.]

Weirdest thing... probably one of the Cellwig specialties a long time ago. They were some translucent things. Sushi was also weird, even if good.

video | un: kaz.PIKO

[natsupiko]

Important question re: the bread! Is it sliced?

[fooligans]

I can make an unboxing video just for you. Or, in this case...uncanning?

[ Will he ever learn how to be serious? Probably not. Opening the can turns out to be quite a challenge, but soon enough Akira can show off a cylinder-shaped bread. ]

If you're curious, it comes in different flavors, too.

[natsupiko]

[An exclusive uncanning video from this dude Kazunari doesn't even know. Isn't he a lucky bird! And while it's not sliced and thus cannot be the best thing since sliced bread, he's still charmed.]

Oooh, any super funky flavors?

un: ardenbury

[sighsheavily]

I'd advise caution: Should you encounter one with egregious prices, it may very well be hexed.

[fooligans]

Canned cursed bread...
Are you speaking from experience?
Is someone selling cursed bread out there?

[ That's unacceptable, bread shouldn't be tinkered with like that. ]

[sighsheavily]

Less the contents and more the machinery itself; the machines at the edge of the world behave in a very peculiar fashion, and I can only wonder if such a thing may be present this far inland.

Text; un: Koromaru

[whatsamada]

Does it taste any good?

text; un: nyakira

[fooligans]

I'd give it ★★ out of 5.
Maybe chocolate bread will be better.
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Do you want me to grab something for you?

Text; un: Koromaru

[whatsamada]

I don't really know how to feel that you can eat bread in a can. It just seems weird!

But you can if you want! Surprise me with whatever you got!

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[reloves]

[ .. wow, seems like Minako's mind had been so occupied by the game machines there that she hadn't even noticed the vending machines.. Of course she's immediately interested. ]

Well?! You can't just tell us that and then leave us hanging! Did you try the bread? Did it taste good? Is it sweet?

[ Tell her everything. Look how excited she seems for these details. ]

[fooligans]

I had no idea there's so much interest in canned bread.

[ Maybe he should have known. Either way, he knows that leaving Minako hanging would be too cruel. ]

It has a strawberry filling, but I've seen different flavors. Let's see... [ He's going to peek inside of the machine again. ] Orange, blueberry, and chocolate. I can grab some for you if you want.

[ As for the other questions: ]

It's really sweet, maybe a bit too sweet. It's not bad, but I think I'd rather eat other snacks. There's a crepe machine here, too.

[reloves]

There's a crepe machine?!

[ Apparently Minako is sitting at a table while talking to him, because there's the sound of hands being slammed down on one.

Perhaps for dramatic effect, or perhaps because she's really that emotionally invested in this matter. ]

I can't believe there was a crepe machine and no one told me until now..! That's practically a crime!

text; un: itaru-chigasaki

[rateup]

yooooo
are u a technomancer
can you doordash it to me thru phone rn
ill pay u

text; un: nyakira

[fooligans]

Sorry, I'm not 😩😩😩
But I can send it to you more traditional way.
Or you can just pay me for shaking your world and introducing you to canned bread.

[rateup]

did these vending machines pay you for endorsing them
lmao
i guess u could doordash me the traditional way
do they got like, pizza vending machines over there

Video: UN: CalamityHawk

[wherethewindtakesme]

Why would you want a can of bread?

[Apparently someone does since it exists. It's just completely baffling, however.]

And why is it in a machine?

[fooligans]

You could also ask why you wouldn't want a can of bread.

[ Honestly, it's a good question. ]

It might come in useful when you're in a pinch. Even if its taste is questionable.

[ He wishes it was better, alas... ]

Have you never seen a vending machine before?

text; un: naglfar

[mycaringheart]

I have never seen that kind of container for bread before. Is it meant to preserve it, somehow?

[fooligans]

It doesn't go stale as fast as it normally would, I think.
If you'd like some, I can grab you a can or two.
...Pun not intended.
Or, that being said, I can get you something else if you want, they have a lot of different things here.