video; un: coffeefiend

[ichoosefight]

[ Steph has set up this PSA perfectly framed so that everyone can see the exasperated expression on her face. Not angry, thankfully that whole ordeal is over, but deeply unimpressed by her fellow interdimensional travellers. ]

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone of Murphy's Law.

You may not call it that. You may not know it exists. But I promise you, it holds true for every culture, in every time period, in every universe:

Anything that can go wrong, will.

Does it seem like a bad idea? It is. Is there a chance it'll blow up in your face? It will, and probably everyone else's face too. Is it going to make strangers mad at you? Don't do it.

[ She looks the camera dead in the eye, glaring as though she can stop people from being stupid by sheer force of will. She will damn well try regardless.

There's a pause while she hopes that sinks in. ]

Also, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm sharing it anyway:

Necromancy is never the answer.


That's all. I'm out.

Comments

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[cultivatingsin]

If you were in my shoes, would you have resisted?

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[ichoosefight]

easily

[ This is a lie. Given the opportunity, she would definitely find someone to bang. YOLO. ]

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[cultivatingsin]

Lying isn't good for you.

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[ichoosefight]

neither is being a jackass

sorry dude but dongs aren't that interesting

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[cultivatingsin]

So you're into women.

That's alright~ Women are gorgeous.

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[ichoosefight]

[ Okay, well, maybe she's had some thoughts! But honestly! How dare he make her think seriously about this! They were having a conversation about necromancy! Why are men like this??? ]

I can be into men and still think they're all morons. I have a boyfriend. and he's a moron.

[ Sorry, Morgan... but it's true. ]

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[cultivatingsin]

[What? He can't help being curious! And having the power to raise the dead is pretty alluring. To him anyway.]

I have a husband and I would never call him a moron.

[Though, let's be honest, Xiao Xingchen can be woefully innocent at times.]

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[ichoosefight]

yeah, well, lying isn't good for you.

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[cultivatingsin]

Who said I was lying?

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[ichoosefight]

who said I was talking about you? I call it like I see it

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[cultivatingsin]

Was one of the voices in your head lying to you? Bastard.

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[ichoosefight]

see? moron.

the guys I'm into all turn out to be morons. that's just my lot in life




fight-crazy egotist is not my type, just to be clear

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[cultivatingsin]

Are you saying you're into me?

I like to fight. I wouldn't call myself a "fight-crazy egotist". I just know my strengths!

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[ichoosefight]

I would call you that. Which is what I'm doing. Because I am very not into you. 0/10

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[cultivatingsin]

Do you have to be so mean?

This is why I hang out with dead bodies.

text; un: manslayer

[hitokiri]

how u gonna say that until u tried it

[ he sure is gonna sit in judgement. ]

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[ichoosefight]

[ w...hat... ]

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly does that mean

[hitokiri]

i mean how u gonna say it aint interesting
if u never tried havin one
since u just were judging the guy for what he did while he was bein a lady

[ichoosefight]

[ is this really happening. is this really her life. how did she get to this point. ]

first of all I'm judging him for having a one-track mind

secondly no thank you

third, the discussion of my sex life is now officially closed, I am not going to have a conversation about my very private personal experiences, the end

[hitokiri]

yeah but why wouldnt u
ur really saying hypothetical like
that if u just had a free chance to try out the equipment
u aint even a little curious

[ichoosefight]

I'm really not. doing just fine with my own equipment.




besides, it's way too kickable.

[hitokiri]

u dunno what ur missing thats all im saying


aint like ur gonna like it if somebody kicks u there?? what the fuck

[ichoosefight]

but nobody does that to girls because it hurts about as much as getting hit anywhere else. a girl breaks your nose, you probably go for a punch if you retaliate at all. a guy breaks your nose, he is extremely kickable. it's easier to dodge a punch than a kick in close combat.

[hitokiri]

ok
but thats a dumb fuckin comparison anyway thats two different jobs

[ichoosefight]

how is it a different job if I'm breaking the nose in both scenarios?