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avalononline2022-03-01 09:07 am
ichoosefight) wrote in avalononline2022-03-01 09:07 am
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[ Steph has set up this PSA perfectly framed so that everyone can see the exasperated expression on her face. Not angry, thankfully that whole ordeal is over, but deeply unimpressed by her fellow interdimensional travellers. ]
I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone of Murphy's Law.
You may not call it that. You may not know it exists. But I promise you, it holds true for every culture, in every time period, in every universe:
Anything that can go wrong, will.
Does it seem like a bad idea? It is. Is there a chance it'll blow up in your face? It will, and probably everyone else's face too. Is it going to make strangers mad at you? Don't do it.
[ She looks the camera dead in the eye, glaring as though she can stop people from being stupid by sheer force of will. She will damn well try regardless.
There's a pause while she hopes that sinks in. ]
Also, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm sharing it anyway:
Necromancy is never the answer.
That's all. I'm out.
I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone of Murphy's Law.
You may not call it that. You may not know it exists. But I promise you, it holds true for every culture, in every time period, in every universe:
Anything that can go wrong, will.
Does it seem like a bad idea? It is. Is there a chance it'll blow up in your face? It will, and probably everyone else's face too. Is it going to make strangers mad at you? Don't do it.
[ She looks the camera dead in the eye, glaring as though she can stop people from being stupid by sheer force of will. She will damn well try regardless.
There's a pause while she hopes that sinks in. ]
Also, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm sharing it anyway:
Necromancy is never the answer.
That's all. I'm out.
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you just keep making it sound worse and worse
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Maybe you're not as twisted as the people who used to hire me.
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of course I'm not like the people who hire you, I try to protect people. and I do it with my own two hands.
and some weapons
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I can protect people with necromancy and demonic cultivation. I mean, I'm a little rusty - it has been awhile. My A-Chen has helped me with my golden core, so I don't need to rely on dark spells so much.
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But I have a good reason to behave.
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I'll maybe consider taking you off my watch list.
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I don't want to be like that anymore. I didn't understand the ramifications; I was too selfish, too wrapped up in my own misery.
I'm not miserable anymore.
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I'll admit you don't seem like most of the human monsters I've met. More like the obnoxious assholes who can't seem to stop causing trouble.
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I am getting better! You should meet A-Chen. He's like you; justice means a lot to him.
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