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[ichoosefight]

[ Steph has set up this PSA perfectly framed so that everyone can see the exasperated expression on her face. Not angry, thankfully that whole ordeal is over, but deeply unimpressed by her fellow interdimensional travellers. ]

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone of Murphy's Law.

You may not call it that. You may not know it exists. But I promise you, it holds true for every culture, in every time period, in every universe:

Anything that can go wrong, will.

Does it seem like a bad idea? It is. Is there a chance it'll blow up in your face? It will, and probably everyone else's face too. Is it going to make strangers mad at you? Don't do it.

[ She looks the camera dead in the eye, glaring as though she can stop people from being stupid by sheer force of will. She will damn well try regardless.

There's a pause while she hopes that sinks in. ]

Also, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm sharing it anyway:

Necromancy is never the answer.


That's all. I'm out.

Comments

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[ichoosefight]

[ w...hat... ]

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly does that mean

[hitokiri]

i mean how u gonna say it aint interesting
if u never tried havin one
since u just were judging the guy for what he did while he was bein a lady

[ichoosefight]

[ is this really happening. is this really her life. how did she get to this point. ]

first of all I'm judging him for having a one-track mind

secondly no thank you

third, the discussion of my sex life is now officially closed, I am not going to have a conversation about my very private personal experiences, the end

[hitokiri]

yeah but why wouldnt u
ur really saying hypothetical like
that if u just had a free chance to try out the equipment
u aint even a little curious

[ichoosefight]

I'm really not. doing just fine with my own equipment.




besides, it's way too kickable.

[hitokiri]

u dunno what ur missing thats all im saying


aint like ur gonna like it if somebody kicks u there?? what the fuck

[ichoosefight]

but nobody does that to girls because it hurts about as much as getting hit anywhere else. a girl breaks your nose, you probably go for a punch if you retaliate at all. a guy breaks your nose, he is extremely kickable. it's easier to dodge a punch than a kick in close combat.

[hitokiri]

ok
but thats a dumb fuckin comparison anyway thats two different jobs

[ichoosefight]

how is it a different job if I'm breaking the nose in both scenarios?