text; un: signorvespa

[prontissimo]

i hate this

the sky has been leaking for DAYs... WEEKS??

it's so cold my eyes are frozen!

i hate this weird white water

i want to go outside...



[ A photo of a colored pencil drawing is attached... depicting Alberto "(in a blanket)" beside his familiar Carlo and his pet compsognathus Sofia, trapped inside his home "(forever?)," labeled "cold, alone... and fed up!" beneath falling snow — AKA "weird white water??? (every day...!!!)" — outside the window... All of them clearly "very unhappy" — the sheer image of misery itself. ]

SO!
let's trade!!!
anyone who can help me find or make something like this, i'll cook you food or something, whatever, we'll talk......
but as soon as possible,
i need one of THESE:



[ Another image is attached of Alberto wearing what... seems to be a diver's suit? Or something??? Holding a "giant umbrella" in one hand and Sofia on a leash in a harness in the other, Carlo floating above, all "dry, safe, warm, and NOT at home..." There's still plenty of snow white water around them, "but not on Alberto!" Most importantly, though, in this drawing, they're all happy! — as... baffling as it is to anyone else, surely... No thanks, no niceties, just complaints and demands, urgent, desperate, and maybe a little, um, bizarre? Un po. The kid's gone mad with cabin fever, possibly? This is... well... th-this is something. Definitely something. Ahem. ]

Comments

un: tsuna27

[theskyaccepts]

So you need an umbrella?

Text | un: pikohammerhero

[pricklybloom]

[ Hoo boy. Part of her considers not responding, because she doesn’t want to get into another argument with this kid. But… ]

You’d probably need more than that stuff to keep you warm. Especially for Sofia.

[ She can only hope he knows what “cold-blooded” is. ]

text un: Jade

[mushroomaficionado]

A wet suit? and yet you complained about it being cold.

voice | un: octavinelle

[dottedline]

It's snowing. There honestly isn't much you can do to stay perfectly dry when it's snowing.

text : un; dellacacy

[sos_pilot]

[ Della was, initially, completely oblivious to the DEVASTATING HEARTBREAK she gave to Alberto in October. But as weeks went on, he seemed to be a bit... distant with her? She couldn't quite put her finger on it, but it was like something changed between them. What could have happened???

And boy, this whole thing raises questions too...? Sure, she knows he's allergic to hose water (for. some reason.) but to be so reluctant against touching snow???]

okay but like have you tried touching it??? Snow is A LOT OF FUN if you give it a chance!!! it's like instant toys!!!

you can roll it up into balls and build things and make shapes with it!!!

text | un: tsum.tsuki

[tsumtsuki]

Honestly, I'm not too sure where you can get a diving suit right now... [ And he's only assuming it's one because of the helmet. ] But if you'd like, I can bring you something warm? I'm out shopping at the moment.

[ It's not at all what he asked for but it's something? Maybe? ]

text; un: selcouth

[sulit]

Hmm. Do you need the helmet too? It looks a little weird. What about a coat or a scarf? And I think your lizard might die in the snow. Just saying! The cat is probably fine... Fur is very warm.

Text; un: smoking_bomb

[bakudan_bambino]

You draw Sofia very big, Lucertola Papà.

Why can’t you just go and buy cold weather waders? They have the boots built into them, and you can put on a heavy coat with a hood. It should keep you safe from getting wet or too cold.

text; un: dynamight ( shhhhh i was consumed by gaming )

[apshot]

You should damn well get used to it. That's what happens in winter.

Temperatures drop and freeze all forms of precipitation.