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[prontissimo]

i hate this

the sky has been leaking for DAYs... WEEKS??

it's so cold my eyes are frozen!

i hate this weird white water

i want to go outside...



[ A photo of a colored pencil drawing is attached... depicting Alberto "(in a blanket)" beside his familiar Carlo and his pet compsognathus Sofia, trapped inside his home "(forever?)," labeled "cold, alone... and fed up!" beneath falling snow — AKA "weird white water??? (every day...!!!)" — outside the window... All of them clearly "very unhappy" — the sheer image of misery itself. ]

SO!
let's trade!!!
anyone who can help me find or make something like this, i'll cook you food or something, whatever, we'll talk......
but as soon as possible,
i need one of THESE:



[ Another image is attached of Alberto wearing what... seems to be a diver's suit? Or something??? Holding a "giant umbrella" in one hand and Sofia on a leash in a harness in the other, Carlo floating above, all "dry, safe, warm, and NOT at home..." There's still plenty of snow white water around them, "but not on Alberto!" Most importantly, though, in this drawing, they're all happy! — as... baffling as it is to anyone else, surely... No thanks, no niceties, just complaints and demands, urgent, desperate, and maybe a little, um, bizarre? Un po. The kid's gone mad with cabin fever, possibly? This is... well... th-this is something. Definitely something. Ahem. ]

Comments

[apshot]

If you want to sound stupid every time you walk around instead of educating yourself I guess that's YOUR business.

Guess being barely literate is good enough for you.

voice;

[prontissimo]

[ Oh, that tears it, actually. He's switching to voice now, and it's suddenly absolutely clear that Bakugou is arguing with a preteen by the way Alberto's voice cracks slightly at points as his temper heats up, even though he's trying to sound cool and snarky. ]

Okay, ragazzo, so how's this? Let me guess — you're a really big deal back home, you're probably super smart, but you had to prove it to everyone... So now you get your kicks sassing strangers on the Everything Machine over stupid stuff for no reason cuz, what, it makes you feel tough or something? Pssh. Sorry, I'm not impressed.

[ gisufkjsfes Alberto is hopeless without Luca around to interrupt and keep him in line... He is the last person who should have access to social media. ]

voice; i am so sorry

[apshot]

[ and Bakugou should have access? He's going to be some PR rep's nightmare. We all know this. But hey. He doesn't mind arguing with some brats. ]

Because it's annoying. If you have the chance to actually learn shit, then you should. With everything that's been going on you're thinking that it's the best use of your time to sit on your ass, complaining about asinine shit like the weather for?

[ That's what it boils down to. Now Bakugou is aware that, well, not everyone can participate in the same way. But he fails to think about people not being as goal oriented as he is... ]

how dare you apologize for this, this thread is SENDING ME

[prontissimo]

Who said I'm not "learning shit?" I'm learning all kinds of shit to help people! How do you know what "shit" I've learned here?

[ This character's use of mature language is not approved by the Walt Disney Company or Pixar Animation Studios. ]

Besides— I can't help people if I can't go outside. Because I can't go outside in this weather. For, uh— personal safety concerns... that don't concern you!

sdfasdfa well good?

[apshot]

Ah huh.

[ Put your actions where your mouth is, little boy. ]

The fuck you can't go outside for? It's just water. Ain't gonna melt your skin off! And if you'd pay attention, then you'd learn a trick or two for dealing with it!

[prontissimo]

How do you know water won't melt my skin off, eh? You don't know me. For all you know, it might!

[ He sure is acting like it might. And that's Alberto's focus here... not exactly on how he can help people at the moment. He needs to help himself first. ]

[apshot]

Because even of it is true... It's not true here. All of that shit is suspended.

[prontissimo]

False. You're wrong.

[ And in fact he is... Alberto's body works here just the way it does at home. No magic. Just physiology. Not that he's advertising that to anyone, though. Least of all this schmuck. ]

[apshot]

THE FUCK? WHY DOES YOUR BODY GET TO WORK RIGHT AND MINE DOESN'T!?

[prontissimo]

Uhhh— you're jealous that my skin may or may not melt off in the water?

[ Alberto doesn't have any super human powers. He's just... not human. But he can't explain that, sooo... sarcasm? Sarcasm always works. ]

[apshot]

First of all, not jealous of shit.

Second of all, no... It's that if you really melt in water, which I bet it damn well doesn't, then that shit ain't fair because it means that your body is working like it is supposed to.

Finally, I want my fucking Quirk back so yeah hearing all of that would piss me off.

[ It's genetic thank you. Not magic. ]

[prontissimo]

Oooh— I've heard about Quirks. You're one of the super hero kids, eh? What, you got a secret tail or something? Can turn stuff into stone? Super speed? Heh— I don't have any special powers or anything, unless you count my melt-y-off-y-anti-water-skin, buuuut... I guess I'm just lucky~?

[ a secret tail... ]

[apshot]

Given the fact that Round Face and Deku are here? 'Course you probably have. They're just oozing with that bubbly "I make friends everywhere I fucking go" shit.

And no. I blow shit up. With my hands.

[prontissimo]

Pfft— no wonder you don't have your "Quirk" here then. Sounds dangerous. If it's this easy to piss you off, probably a good thing for the rest of us that you can't "blow shit up with your hands," huh?

[apshot]

[ He only blows up bad guys and people that can handle it, thanks! ]

Heh. Ever seen what happens when fire and wind mix, brat?

[ Because he has the capability to be A LOT more destructive now. ]

[prontissimo]

No, but not interested, sorry. Show off your magic tricks to someone else.

[ ghiursjkndm ]