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[letmewin]

( This time, Asriel's decided to try to go anonymously on the network -- or not so anonymously. This was very much inspired by a recent conversation he had with one of the heroes here. )

Howdy--

Greetings, beings of Avalon! It is I, the great deity: the ★☆Absolute God of Hyperdeath★☆!!

( Attached is picture taken of a rathe childish drawing, as if to illustrate just who he is. )



I am the God who controls time and space, capable of erasing all timelines and resetting everything back to zero! Fortunately, I, a former harbinger of death and destruction, have decided to turn over a new leaf and take a stand against any and all bad guys!!! Fuahahahah! Be thankful! I, an omnipotent being, will protect Avalon through the powers of stars and my might sword! No mortal being stands a chance against my mighty powers!

Any villains should quake in fear of my powers!!! I will erase anyone who stands against me from existence!

Comments

anonymous text

[bakudan_bambino]

Can you yeet my awful fucking memories out of existence please?

Text; un: Koromaru

[whatsamada]

[...]

How scary! Any and all evil doers should beware for they won't know what to do!

1/2 anonymous text

[letmewin]

gosh, are you okay?

2/2 anonymous text

[letmewin]

i mean

Nothing is impossible for me!!!

text | un: robin

[wolfhunted]

[For a moment, Robyn feels some dread about the anonymous text, since you never know what kind of beings are lurking around here...that is, until she sees the drawing, which definitely isn't something a great deity would make.]

oh, praise be to this deity of terrible might, who in his mercy will now protect all of avalon!

oh, and praise be to his mighty sword, too.

anonymous text 1/2

[bakudan_bambino]

Oh really?

Have you done it before?

[Calling BS but also... may just sort of play along here because why not? Gokudera isn't an adult and he's anonymous. Time to have fun.]

anon text

[letmewin]

That's right!! No one is a match for a mighty God!! I'll strike down any wrong-doers with my magic sword!

Private text UN: firstfallen

[corruptedsave]

[They go out for a bit and look at what happens, good thing they've learned how to private stuff.]

I can believe you actually went and posted this.

2/2 anonymous text

[bakudan_bambino]

I have so many bad memories that I'm gonna explode! There is nothing you can do, Absolute God of Hyperdeath! HYPERDEATH WILL MAKE YOU EVIL!

I AM EXPLODEY RAVIOLI!

text ;@lilmonix3

[peninhand]

Ahaha, Avalon is safe with such a mighty and reformed god looking over it!

text : un; dellacacy

[sos_pilot]

[ omg this is too precious for words!!! Mom Instinct Overdrive!!!! ]

Wow, awesome! I feel so much safer with you around, Absolute God of Hyperdeath!

Can I call you Lord Hypderdeath for short? Or would you prefer Sir Hyperdeath?

anon text

[letmewin]

That's right!! I'm here to protect you all with my power over stars and rainbows!!!

Will you make any offerings to your mighty Diety?

Private text UN: starblazing

[letmewin]

( Gosh, they can already imagine Chara laughing. )

It was a lot of fun! It felt a lot like when we played pretend.

anon text

[letmewin]

You have nothing to fear while I'm here!!!

anon text

[letmewin]

( He's glad that people are playing along with this! )

A God's name should never be shortened, especially by a mortal!

anon text

[letmewin]

Oh, no!! An arch nemesis! But, pasta doesn't stand a chance against a God of Death!!

anon text

[bakudan_bambino]

Pasta doesn't know death! The Absolute God of Hyperdeath will be cooked!

anon text

[letmewin]

( Asriel's having so much fun right now. He's pretty happy that people are playing with him...

And because he definitely got his love of puns from his Mother: )

Is it really pasta-ble that this is Hyperdeath's end? Who'll protect Avalon now?

Hyperdeath's Demon friend will have to take over!

anon text

[bakudan_bambino]

[Puns? Oh yeah, this is getting ridiculous and fun all at once.]

He'll have to face an army of terrible tortellinis! Anything he can do, they can do feta!

anon text

[letmewin]

( Hey, this is what happens when you play around with a 10 year old. And because he can't not include Chara in his little roleplay: )

I cannoli believe it! An army, too? But, my best friend can do anything! They're even more powerful than I am!

[corruptedsave]

[It took everything for them to not laugh out loud where they are.]

Just be careful, some people here might not be playing along.

[letmewin]

I'll be okay, Chara. I'll let them know that it's just playing if someone think this is real.

Text - un: Uravity

[floatsaway]

[Oh gosh, this is just the bright ray of sunshine Ochako's day needed. Slowly, very slowly, she's been finding her smile over the past few weeks where it's been lost somewhere in the dark...and she has all the friends and people she's met to thank for that. Even if the laugh she just uttered to herself is small, it's real.]

'O'!!
Absolute God of Hyperdeath, thank you so much for your service to Avalon!!
I am Hero-Trainee Uravity, and I too protect the lives and smiles of the people here.
I hope we can work together in future endeavors together!! I bet I could learn a lot from such a powerful god like you! ^O^

anon text

[bakudan_bambino]

[Gokudera never really got to do cute childhood shenanigans like this so he is having fun. Being anonymous is just for the gag and for him to avoid judgement, ok?]

Best friend?! Ha! Pasta-tively ridiculous!

Who dares to stand up against Explodey Ravioli?!

un: !!! RIOT !!!

[machismost]

[ Kirishima is convinced this is a very precocious child. ]

WOAH!! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!! What's omnipotent mean?