1st guide [Video; un: paimon]

[notemergencyfood]

[Video turns on to this adorable child-like human; white hair with a floating tiara, black star pendant on hair, etc. Distress painted on her face, then she speaks.]

This is not a drill! Paimon repeats, this is not a drill! Paimon arrived recently and lost someone important. He's not here yet, but if you spot this person---

[Paimon holds up a drawing:



At least she spelled 'missing' in the right language, right?]

--Please contact your local Paimon for further instructions! Or give him Paimon's contact. Paimon misses the body pillow. That is all, thank you.

Does this place sell sticky honey roast anywhere?

Comments

video; UN: firstfallen

[corruptedsave]

... What is that supposed to be, a lemon?

[Child-like being meet child, who is totally roasting the artwork.]

[notemergencyfood]

[Oh no, will this be a brat battle? Because Paimon is shaking her fist a couple times to that comment.]

NO! It's a person. But... If Paimon had to choose what fruit the Traveler resembles, it'd be a banana.

voice | un: dawn

[darksideofdawn]

[Paimon...why.

He's sure your intentions are good.

Or at least, for the most part he's sure.]

You truly believe that is going to benefit in finding-

[Pause.

Diluc isn't even sure what he's squinting at. Looks like a poor deformed bird fused with a haystack.]

...Is that suppose to be the Traveler?

[notemergencyfood]

[All of Paimon's intentions are for the good!

At least Diluc has it right the first time. That deserves a Paimon smile!]

Uh-huh! So when the Traveler does arrive, they will be well informed before they can say BOOM-Chaka-laka!

Video | UN: koko1010

[scriptwriter]

Heeey there! You're a real artist! A true Mona Lisa!

[It was hard to say if Kotarou was being genuine or sarcastic, but right now... It certainly leaned more towards the latter since Paimon looked like a child. He couldn't help and snicker at the sight of the picture.]

Though that's one heck of a body pillow. Couldn't you just buy yourself a new one if you're feeling lonely?

[notemergencyfood]

Mona who?

[Guess what famous painting doesn't exist in her world? Yeah, any snarky comment flies over her head.]

If you're talking about the astrologist, you got it way wrong mister.

HEY. They aren't just a body pillow! Traveler is Paimon's companion for exploring the unknown and they're missing out on this one!

video | un: flamehero8

[devilsfootprints]

[Shinra really wants to helpful but it's hard when he doesn't know what he's looking at. He also doesn't want to make fun of the picture because it looks like it was drawn by a little kid and being mean to little kids is the opposite of what a hero does.]

Uhh..... maybe you can describe your pillow with words instead. That way I'll have a better idea of what I need to be on the look out for!

[notemergencyfood]

[Soon he'll know the truth this 'child' is probably older than him.]

GAH! They aren't just a pillow! Traveler is Paimon's companion for adventuring needs. Blond hair, two and a half Paimon's height, golden eyes, slim body, but don't under estimate, they are really strong!

[GASP.]

Ah! Paimon gave this one black eyes!

video; un: carmen

[confectionerie]

[ She thinks she can...kind of make out a face there.......but it sure is taking some effort. ]

Um, I don't think I've seen your friend, but just in case...maybe you could try describing what they look like instead?

[ She's not saying the picture is bad, but...well, it's kind of bad. ]

Re: video; un: carmen

[notemergencyfood]

No problemo!

[Paimon is easy going and deep deep down, she knows the truth about her picture, but that's not important right now.]

Blond hair, golden eyes, two and a half paimon's height, golden plates in the clothes, wields a sword, super strong.

video - un: sephiroth

[sefirot]

Is that some child's rendition of a person?

[notemergencyfood]

HEY!

[Congrats Sephy, you have one displeased 'child'.]

Paimon is no child!

Voice, UN: Rubitsune

[rutilance]

[ Seeing that everyone else has the missing person situation under control, Ruby hones in on the part that garnered her interest. ]

What type of food is sticky honey roast? I may know it by a different name.

[notemergencyfood]

[Working on missing people report requires too much energy, and food is important!]

It's meaty ham with carrots with honey sauce all over it!

video: un: capn_benny

[rotacalamitas]

Is that supposed to be the Traveler?

[The blond hair, the cape... Yep, that's how the Traveler looks alright!]

Hey, not bad, Paimon! [Though, was that supposed to be a boy or a girl? Bennett knows the answer to that, but other people might not, and then how will they know what to look for?!]

I haven't really seen them around here lately, but if they're here, I bet they're having an epic adventure somewhere right now! [Would have been nice if they'd invited him along, in that case...]

[notemergencyfood]

Capin Benny?

[You people and your weird user names.]

Thank you, Bennett. [Least someone appreciates the hard work she put into this.]

They're not here, least not yet. But when they do, they'll be able to reach Paimon first!

[agentlewish]

Oh, your art is so cute! Your friend must be really precious to you if you're reaching out like this.

( She completely understands. She misses her own friends so much... )

I'll do my best to look for them. May I ask you for their name?

[notemergencyfood]

Ah, you can call them Traveler.

[No, seriously. That's how this game plays when you pick one twin or the other.]

Eh-hehe, Paimon tried her best drawing them out. Thank you nice person.

video; un: RRRrrrr

[wuf]

[ he deciphered that it's the traveler at least... ]

Miss Traveler, too. They're friend.

What's poster say?

[ he means the missing ]

[notemergencyfood]

Rrrrrrr!

[Don't mind her, she's just reading his username. She's getting jelly from everyone.]

Hi Razor. It says, 'missing'.

[Wait.]

You met his sister?

video | un: G★pa

[saxum]

[ ..................what is he even looking at. ]

I am afraid your illustration is not particularly discernible, which could hinder your search efforts. Perhaps you could include a physical description as well?

[notemergencyfood]

[A work of art~]

Um, why do you have a star in that name? [This been Paimon's mission to understand all of the usernames.]

Oh, come on! It's not that hard to tell who it is. Is it? Ohhh! It's the Traveler for crying out loud.

un: ceraunos

[ceraunos]

Your drawing is very cute.

Alright. If I see someone resembling this figure, I'll contact you immediately on this username. Can you provide more information besides their sex and hair color? We have no shortage of ponytailed blonds in this world, but I'm not certain about bodypillows...

[notemergencyfood]

[Oh? People type in these too? give her a while for her to figure this out. Smol hands.]

at least SOMEONE thinks so, thankyouverymuch. oh no, hes human. he makes a great body pillowwhen we travel alot.

slim. carries a sword. golden eyes. one earing on his left side, ball earing. super duper strong.

thankyou ceraunos

voice | un: xiao

[whirlwindthrust]

[ Oh come on... There's only one person Paimon would be looking for. ]

Our Traveler is not here.

[notemergencyfood]

Xiao. Why are you using your name as a user name?

[Because obviously this is important.]

Yeah, but Paimon is getting the word out now before the next lady lake dunk event.

video; un: mithrarin

[mithrarin]

[Okay, this hits him right where it hurts, because seeing that drawing Dust can't help but be reminded of a drawing he'd seen once, and would pretty much kill to see again. Missing friend...]

I hope you find them, but... there's a good chance they're not here.

[notemergencyfood]

[Paimon is studying everyone's username now. 'mithRARIN'? No.. "Mithra in'?? Maybe?? But most importantly... Paimon lowers her head further down like someone trying to get a peek from under the bed. In this case...]

How can you find anyone with your coolie hat covering your eyes?

text | un: astrologistmona

[lunarchain]

This drawing is horrible Paimon, you are not going to find anyone with this artwork.

[notemergencyfood]

hey! 🤬 could you be a little more passionate. can you draw