notemergencyfood: ([paimon twick twick attack!])
Paimon ([personal profile] notemergencyfood) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2021-06-17 09:58 pm

1st guide [Video; un: paimon]

[Video turns on to this adorable child-like human; white hair with a floating tiara, black star pendant on hair, etc. Distress painted on her face, then she speaks.]

This is not a drill! Paimon repeats, this is not a drill! Paimon arrived recently and lost someone important. He's not here yet, but if you spot this person---

[Paimon holds up a drawing:



At least she spelled 'missing' in the right language, right?]


--Please contact your local Paimon for further instructions! Or give him Paimon's contact. Paimon misses the body pillow. That is all, thank you.

Does this place sell sticky honey roast anywhere?
rotacalamitas: made by me <user name=owaranainda> (I'm Bennett! Of Benny's Adventure Team!)

[personal profile] rotacalamitas 2021-06-21 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
You like to eat, so how about "lunchtime"? I'd say that really says what you're all about!

[And unbeknownst to Bennett, it also implies that she is emergency food.]
rotacalamitas: made by me <user name=owaranainda> (Do you really mean that?)

[personal profile] rotacalamitas 2021-06-22 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
No way! I'd never!

[Even if she is emergency food...]

...What would you even taste like? You don't look like you're spicy, at least.
rotacalamitas: <user name=rosebursts> (Leave it up to me!)

[personal profile] rotacalamitas 2021-06-25 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, that's great, then. My stomach doesn't agree with spicy food too well, but I think I could handle sugary sweet Paimon!

[what happened to not thinking about eating Paimon?]
rotacalamitas: made by me <user name=owaranainda> (Do you really mean that?)

[personal profile] rotacalamitas 2021-06-28 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, right, right, of course you aren't! [He got a little carried away there, huh?]
rotacalamitas: <user name=rosebursts> (That's a tough one...)

[personal profile] rotacalamitas 2021-07-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Spicy food usually gives me diarrhea, so I'd probably give someone diarrhea if they ate me too.

[...Are they really discussing this? They are, aren't they?]

--Hold on, I'm not food, either!