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avalononline2021-06-17 09:58 pm
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1st guide [Video; un: paimon]
[Video turns on to this adorable child-like human; white hair with a floating tiara, black star pendant on hair, etc. Distress painted on her face, then she speaks.]
This is not a drill! Paimon repeats, this is not a drill! Paimon arrived recently and lost someone important. He's not here yet, but if you spot this person---
[Paimon holds up a drawing:

At least she spelled 'missing' in the right language, right?]
--Please contact your local Paimon for further instructions! Or give him Paimon's contact. Paimon misses the body pillow. That is all, thank you.
Does this place sell sticky honey roast anywhere?
This is not a drill! Paimon repeats, this is not a drill! Paimon arrived recently and lost someone important. He's not here yet, but if you spot this person---
[Paimon holds up a drawing:

At least she spelled 'missing' in the right language, right?]
--Please contact your local Paimon for further instructions! Or give him Paimon's contact. Paimon misses the body pillow. That is all, thank you.
Does this place sell sticky honey roast anywhere?
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[And unbeknownst to Bennett, it also implies that she is emergency food.]
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Hmm, Paimon feels this is asking to eat Paimon instead. [wait.] You're not thinking about eating Paimon, are you Bennett?
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[Even if she is emergency food...]
...What would you even taste like? You don't look like you're spicy, at least.
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[This is getting her to think why???]
Maybe sugar and sweet! Like sugar frosted slime!
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[what happened to not thinking about eating Paimon?]
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[Stomp Paimon stomps!]
For the last time- Paimon is not food! [But will this ever be the last time??]
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[...Are they really discussing this? They are, aren't they?]
--Hold on, I'm not food, either!
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Yeah, Paimon wouldn't want an upset stomach either.
[Was she listening? Probably not.]