video| Un. A. HardCrowley

[scotch_egg]

Right.

[Alec appears in front of the camera with an enormous rack, antlers, that is. And while they aren't out of proportion exactly (well as in proportion as they can be to an otherwise human head) it would make a stag take a second look]

I've had these bloody things a month or more. [and it wasn't the only thing he had, but he wasn't talking about the rest of it.]

That thing is no help. [he jerked his thumb at the spectral whippet shaped grim gnawing on a squeaky toy that looked like a strangled chicken]

If anyone has any suggestion on how to get them to go away, I'd appreciate it. Anything short of a saw. I've tried meditation-- I've tried sleeping more. [though he'd failed at both. Probably because of the damned antlers]

I'm out of ideas.

And I think I've got something else now. Magic I mean. How the hell do you lot handle all this? I just want to go home and read a book for God's sake.

[though which home he really didn't want to think too hard about]

[also he hopes no one notices the user name as he didn't notice it until it was too late to do anything about it]

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video un: konpeito_oni

[konpeito_aji]

[This bodes really well for Oda's desire to avoid using magic.]

[He will just point them to this post, thanks.]

Read a book here.

If you think they're stuck, because you're in a rut -- [HAHAHAHAHA WAIT FOR IT!] Have you tried sex? [HELPING!!!]

[scotch_egg]

I don't want to be here, I want to be home.

[a flat look]

Go to hell.

[konpeito_aji]

One would argue by the nature of wormholes and time distortions, a version of me is already the King there. [Don't... just don't ask.]

Surely there must be some mechanical means to dissolve the base stem from which they sprout?

[scotch_egg]

[it's alright, he's not even going to waste the braincells to try and parse it]

I don't want anything mechanical or dissolving near my head. Firstly I don't trust anyone to handle them and secondly it's my bloody head.

[konpeito_aji]

Well, there's always blades.

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[serpentinthegarden]

[ HardCrowley huh? Did that make him CoolCrowley? He'd be smirking like it did. ]

The sex isn't a terrible idea. Getting a mate is why deer have those in the first place...

Failing that you could wait until winter? They are bound to drop off when it starts getting cold.

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[scotch_egg]

Fuck you. Piss off. It's not happening.

I'll just wait til winter. [and hopefully they wouldn't grow back again]

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[serpentinthegarden]

You're all animal whisperer. Why don't you ask the deer what they would do about it?

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[scotch_egg]

D'you think I haven't. Anyway they're as bone-headed as you.

text; un: adler

[disasdeer]

What an unfortunate thing. I'm sure you'll get used to them. It looks like animal magic gone awry.

[scotch_egg]

I don't want to get used to them, I want them off. I know what it bloody is, thanks.

[disasdeer]

Well, you may not have a choie.

Maybe someone can ice you a little and trick your body into thinking it's winter.

[ he's well aware this is terrible advice ]

[scotch_egg]

Do you think that would work?

[he could get his own ice but he would bury himself naked in a snowmound if he thought that would work]

video un: dark-wings

[originaldragoon]

Soa... How did you get the antlers in the first place?

[It would give her a better idea of what she can expect from this new realm.]

[scotch_egg]

Tried to turn into an animal. Not doing it again. My advice if you think you can do magic? Don't.

[originaldragoon]

I see... I had done magic before and it really is not that hard here. Then again, I have not tried to transform myself. [And she doesn't want to.]

Have you asked anyone who instructs in magic lessons for advice?

[scotch_egg]

I've gone to the magic school...thing but... [he hasn't asked] Anyway that's why I'm asking here now.

Let me guess you were some kind of demon or angel or mage or... whatever of your world? Gandalf the...purple?

text; un: monamegistus

[lunarchain]

Would you be interested in a discussion? I am looking for more information on types of magic. Perhaps you can send me the spell that you used, when you used it, how you used it etc.

[scotch_egg]

[he flushed a bit, scratching his nose.]

Didn't use a spell. It all seems a bit ridiculous, chanting, throwing glitter in the air. Like third rate magicians trying to be taken seriously.

[lunarchain]

[ She - takes a moment to read what he said back to her. ]

Well for starters, why wouldn't you take this more seriously?

[ Mona unfortunately is very blunt and curt, she does not mince on her words. Though she cares immensely regardless. ]

[scotch_egg]

Because it's absolutely ridiculous and I hate it.

[it's too bloody embarrassing to do it that way and he couldn't even look himself in the mirror if he tried]

Video; UN: Wildflower

[madcuriosity]

How did you get them, sir? Do you have animal magic, or was it a curse from the fairies?

[scotch_egg]

I was mucking about with animal magic. Don't do it or you'll regret it. [Also she was way too damn young to be here. She was practically an infant. He wondered how much trouble he'd get into if he clocked Arthur in the jaw]

[madcuriosity]

I haven't practiced any transformations with my animal magic. Though I am enjoying learning all the languages of the animals! But hmm... Ah! What if you tried to transform them into small, tiny horns? Then you wouldn't need to think about getting rid of BIG horns, you could focus on smaller and smaller horns until they're gone!

[scotch_egg]

Not a bad idea. Wonder if it will be that easy. [he sighed. He doubted it] Animals don't talk about much do they? [at least not to him. There were only a few things on their minds, which was understandable but didn't make for great conversation]