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avalononline2021-04-12 12:54 am
scotch_egg) wrote in avalononline2021-04-12 12:54 am
video| Un. A. HardCrowley
Right.
[Alec appears in front of the camera with an enormous rack, antlers, that is. And while they aren't out of proportion exactly (well as in proportion as they can be to an otherwise human head) it would make a stag take a second look]
I've had these bloody things a month or more. [and it wasn't the only thing he had, but he wasn't talking about the rest of it.]
That thing is no help. [he jerked his thumb at the spectral whippet shaped grim gnawing on a squeaky toy that looked like a strangled chicken]
If anyone has any suggestion on how to get them to go away, I'd appreciate it. Anything short of a saw. I've tried meditation-- I've tried sleeping more. [though he'd failed at both. Probably because of the damned antlers]
I'm out of ideas.
And I think I've got something else now. Magic I mean. How the hell do you lot handle all this? I just want to go home and read a book for God's sake.
[though which home he really didn't want to think too hard about]
[also he hopes no one notices the user name as he didn't notice it until it was too late to do anything about it]
[Alec appears in front of the camera with an enormous rack, antlers, that is. And while they aren't out of proportion exactly (well as in proportion as they can be to an otherwise human head) it would make a stag take a second look]
I've had these bloody things a month or more. [and it wasn't the only thing he had, but he wasn't talking about the rest of it.]
That thing is no help. [he jerked his thumb at the spectral whippet shaped grim gnawing on a squeaky toy that looked like a strangled chicken]
If anyone has any suggestion on how to get them to go away, I'd appreciate it. Anything short of a saw. I've tried meditation-- I've tried sleeping more. [though he'd failed at both. Probably because of the damned antlers]
I'm out of ideas.
And I think I've got something else now. Magic I mean. How the hell do you lot handle all this? I just want to go home and read a book for God's sake.
[though which home he really didn't want to think too hard about]
[also he hopes no one notices the user name as he didn't notice it until it was too late to do anything about it]
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Fine. Have you tried turning into something else? A snake maybe, they don't even have antlers. Might solve your problem without a matchmaking app.
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I'll give it a shot. If I end up with antlers and scales I'm biting you
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[a pause] Maybe he is.
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[ No biting the Angel! ]
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[he doesn't even disbelieve him but there's an undercurrent of darkness to this that he can't help but prod at to see just how far it will go]
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[ Logic. Though logic offered with a shaded glared warning, 'Watch how far you journey into that darkness'. ]
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[he'd go as far as he could]
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[ Foolish mortal always stepping over that 'Do not cross' line. ]
So don't do it. Try a butterfly or something that doesn't have fangs.
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I like how you both think either of you will get in the first bite. [He takes a very pointed coy bite of an apple.]
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No, I've decided.
Could be worth the pain.
[it wouldn't be and he'll regret it but he's bloody well doing it anyway.
But then he's interrupted by Fell]
Lost my taste for it.
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