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avalononline2021-04-12 12:54 am
scotch_egg) wrote in avalononline2021-04-12 12:54 am
video| Un. A. HardCrowley
Right.
[Alec appears in front of the camera with an enormous rack, antlers, that is. And while they aren't out of proportion exactly (well as in proportion as they can be to an otherwise human head) it would make a stag take a second look]
I've had these bloody things a month or more. [and it wasn't the only thing he had, but he wasn't talking about the rest of it.]
That thing is no help. [he jerked his thumb at the spectral whippet shaped grim gnawing on a squeaky toy that looked like a strangled chicken]
If anyone has any suggestion on how to get them to go away, I'd appreciate it. Anything short of a saw. I've tried meditation-- I've tried sleeping more. [though he'd failed at both. Probably because of the damned antlers]
I'm out of ideas.
And I think I've got something else now. Magic I mean. How the hell do you lot handle all this? I just want to go home and read a book for God's sake.
[though which home he really didn't want to think too hard about]
[also he hopes no one notices the user name as he didn't notice it until it was too late to do anything about it]
[Alec appears in front of the camera with an enormous rack, antlers, that is. And while they aren't out of proportion exactly (well as in proportion as they can be to an otherwise human head) it would make a stag take a second look]
I've had these bloody things a month or more. [and it wasn't the only thing he had, but he wasn't talking about the rest of it.]
That thing is no help. [he jerked his thumb at the spectral whippet shaped grim gnawing on a squeaky toy that looked like a strangled chicken]
If anyone has any suggestion on how to get them to go away, I'd appreciate it. Anything short of a saw. I've tried meditation-- I've tried sleeping more. [though he'd failed at both. Probably because of the damned antlers]
I'm out of ideas.
And I think I've got something else now. Magic I mean. How the hell do you lot handle all this? I just want to go home and read a book for God's sake.
[though which home he really didn't want to think too hard about]
[also he hopes no one notices the user name as he didn't notice it until it was too late to do anything about it]
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[he rubs a hand over his face]
Maybe I'll just let someone cut them off. They can't be that sensitive can they?
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Antlers are literally growing bone.
They're not super sensitive, but you probably don't want to go around snapping and sawing them.
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Shit. Right. Probably a bad idea. Alternately I'll just have to live with it and remember the bloody things when I'm going through doors.
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