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[Here is an account that has basically never been seen on the network before. And all this account does, over the span of a good twenty to thirty minutes, is to slowly and meticulously post pictures of adorable animals. No commentary, just cute pictures.

You're welcome.]

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☁️ shifu? ...👻 shifu?

Is this a phone abduction? What are you doing?

Pockets? Is something wrong with your keyboard? Are these secret messages? Are you hurt?

Umm... post a bird if you're okay? Do that first.

I don't think the messages are secret, I think he's calling you small. That's not secret at all.

He's not calling me small! Only you do that.

Besides, I don't fit into pockets like that. Even if I would be extremely cute if I did.

Well you could back home so he probably just forgot.

???

...Do you have really large pockets? Or sleeves, I guess? Maybe that's what the large sleeves are actually for... I bet I could fit into his sleeve, but I have definitely never tried. I've just thought about it once or twice...

Do you think that's what the creatures in pockets were about? Carrying 😈 around??? ...I wouldn't mind being carried around if it's ☁️.

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Edited (you don't understand how many tabs i have open) 2022-09-16 23:36 (UTC)

Oh! It has my glasses! 💖🦉👓

So you're okay, then? That's a very good bird, so it sounds like you're okay.

Do you suddenly like to post things now? Not that I'm complaining! Are you sure your phone isn't cursed? Post a lizard if it's cursed! Or... something furry if it's not, I guess.

[That is a lot of instructions. So what sinks in is 'very good bird'. And he will certainly oblige.]

That's not a lizard or furry! ...Unless the chickens sort of have lizard legs. Or the baby chicks are very fluffy, which is sort of like furry...

Is there a third answer to the question? Are you saying maybe? Did a 👻 get into your phone? A real one? Do you need us to come get it out?

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❓❓❓

Lan Zhan are you cursed?

Lan Zhan, dabbling in phone curses now?

Do you know this is the public network?

say hi.

What happens if I don't? It usually says.

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A+ excellent work

[For going to the trouble of writing a kind word, this person will have more good pictures. Bunnies be upon ye.]

Awwww! These are so cute!

[Watch out, he has gotten into the animals wearing clothes.]

[ Oh nooooooooo~ Cute animals in tiny clothes, unfair! ]

❤️Eeeeeeeeeeee adorable!❤️❤️❤️❤️

[~~Nobody let him know he is talking to one right now.~~

Hearts! He knows what those mean.]

[ ~~Wouldn't that be funny?~~ ]

Oh no, the little glasses on them! That's just too cute! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[If this is a challenge, he's ready.]

[What? They can't all be perfect.]

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