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[wukuiyuxin]

[Here is an account that has basically never been seen on the network before. And all this account does, over the span of a good twenty to thirty minutes, is to slowly and meticulously post pictures of adorable animals. No commentary, just cute pictures.

You're welcome.]

Comments

[raveyardpatriarch]

I'm telling you there's no 📱👻! He'll see that face too. I'm being mean because it's good for your cultivation.

[sulit]

It's not good for my cultivation. I've decided that! No bullying 🤏👿!

How do you know? Have you seen the 📱 to make sure there's no 👻 in it? 📳! That's a picture of the 👻s coming out of the 📱.

[raveyardpatriarch]

Yes bullying, yes 🤏👿.

I have not seen the 📱 and I don't need to. Besides, even if it is full of ghosts, they seem pretty harmless. This is just pictures of cute animals! And me, which would be the ghost affinity.

[sulit]

Oh, so it's harmless 👻 now? Cute 🐇 and harmless 👻? Or are the 👻 supposed to be cute, too? We might need to find a different 👻... 😈🤭

[raveyardpatriarch]

The 👻 that's there is the 👻 that's on hand! If there were 👻📱 they would be harmless but there's just me so watch out. 🚫😈🤭

[sulit]

😈🤭😈🤭😈🤭

I'm not scared of 👻, so maybe you should watch out. I have 🫙~

[raveyardpatriarch]

Maybe the 👻s will put YOU in the 🫙 for their own safety! Why can't 👻 be cute, huh? No bullying, 🤏👻.

[sulit]

🚫🤏👻, ⛰️👻!... 🤏👻➡️🤏🤏👿!

Does a 👻 want to be cute? You said it doesn't work for you, didn't you? Would a 👻 like some tips on being cuter so that ☁️ lets him get away with things?

[raveyardpatriarch]

Whose side are you on here??? I don't have anything to get away with. And 👻 don't need any help! I've already explained why it doesn't work. It is regrettable but how it is.

[sulit]

I'm not on anyone's side! ...or I'm on both of your sides! Don't ask me to pick a shifu, I won't do it. No 😈 favorites!

I bet it would work if I gave you tips! But you don't want to listen to 😈-laoshi anymore... 👿🥺

[raveyardpatriarch]

👎! You are on ☁️ side unless it's very funny. Write that down.

I always want to listen to 😈-laoshi of course. ✨ I just somehow don't believe the tips transfer from 😈 to 👻. They would have to be 👻 specific tips and if I don't have those, who does? 👻😞

[sulit]

No! It's the other way! I told you! 👿🥺 I'm on your side unless it's really funny... You just make it really funny a lot of the time! You make faces. I have some pictures of those, too. They're my favorites. 💖

Maybe I can translate 😈 tips to 👻 tips! Hmm... You have to be very polite! That helps with the cuteness. And smile a lot~ 😊 A 👻 is already good at that part. It helps to be small, too, but sadly you're not a 🤏👻. Maybe since a 👻 is so clever, he'll think up something else for that...