[Here is an account that has basically never been seen on the network before. And all this account does, over the span of a good twenty to thirty minutes, is to slowly and meticulously post pictures of adorable animals. No commentary, just cute pictures.
[Oh, words! But not very coherent ones... This doesn't seem like normal Lan Wangji at all... And yet, it sort of does???]
Are you really Lan Wangji? You did post a very good bird! The plumage is very pretty! I like it a lot, and you would definitely tell me it's a good bird! But maybe with letters that aren't smashed together...
Are you sure you're okay? Do you want us to check on you? Where did you go? Are you in your room? Or outside? You're not downstairs, I've already looked.
I don't mean to question my shifu, I just want to be sure! You've been posting a lot of rabbit pictures... Maybe your familiar is influencing you! How do you feel about carrots? Or lettuce? Do they sound especially good?
Hmm, okay. Maybe there's no rabbit influence... Which would make sense, since there was also a cat in there! A rabbit wouldn't be posting about cats, I think. There would be more carrots and flowers, maybe?
Do you just like the pictures? Is that why you posted them? If there's no secret message, then I'll have to concede that a 👻 shifu was right... 👿😔
You do realize this is the public network, right? Do you want more pictures?
[Oh, this is a lot. Being someone's anything... She's a little embarrassed. It's all fun and games to be called a gem (or a jade apparently), but she has to hide her face behind her hands for a moment, even though there's no one in the room with her. Still, she's beaming.]
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Are you really Lan Wangji? You did post a very good bird! The plumage is very pretty! I like it a lot, and you would definitely tell me it's a good bird! But maybe with letters that aren't smashed together...
Are you sure you're okay? Do you want us to check on you? Where did you go? Are you in your room? Or outside? You're not downstairs, I've already looked.
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I'm me.
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I don't mean to question my shifu, I just want to be sure! You've been posting a lot of rabbit pictures... Maybe your familiar is influencing you! How do you feel about carrots? Or lettuce? Do they sound especially good?
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Do you just like the pictures? Is that why you posted them? If there's no secret message, then I'll have to concede that a 👻 shifu was right... 👿😔
You do realize this is the public network, right? Do you want more pictures?
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[Perhaps... more pictures of Wei Ying?]
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How's this one? It's a 🐇 with the flower I made for you and 👻!
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Why does a 👻 like it best then? Just because? Does he have his own 🌼? A 👻🌼?
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beautiful
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What about a 😈? Is she pretty too?
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a gem
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So we have a pretty 👻 and a pretty 😈... What about a pretty ☁️? Do you want some 🌼s too?
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[But he is still just Say What You See'ing this. That was the assignment, wasn't it?]
pretty bunnies
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Who is your jade?
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my klaudia
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Right, I forgot! I'm a jade too! 😈💖
And you're my ☁️ shifu! ☁️💖
(Even when you are being very silly like a 👻~)