text; un: boring

[wukuiyuxin]

[Here is an account that has basically never been seen on the network before. And all this account does, over the span of a good twenty to thirty minutes, is to slowly and meticulously post pictures of adorable animals. No commentary, just cute pictures.

You're welcome.]

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[raveyardpatriarch]

Starting to think it's a very good thing I didn't offer you wine on my birthday. Who knew the moon cares to drink after all? 🌄

Do I need to paint that one too?

[wukuiyuxin]

[The application of wine takes a little while. Even longer does it take to attempt grabbing the railing to haul himself up, with less than star pupil results.

But Wei Ying is still in his phone, so he returns to it eventually.]

want

[raveyardpatriarch]

[That sounds dire. And he was doing so well with the poetry, too.]

So demanding! Or is it wine you want?

[wukuiyuxin]

[What's truly dire is Wei Ying not being in his immediate visual range. If he is not Here, he is Elsewhere, and that is a state of things intolerable to him.]

my ghost

[So haunt him.]

[raveyardpatriarch]

[Oh interesting and fun! So this is what it feels like to be a cooking fire threatening a kitchen. Wei Wuxian has never wondered, and yet now he knows! Poor drunk swan, playing phone and picture games completely unaware of how an innocent ghost's phone and heart might be imperiled. It's a wonder he's even conscious. Maybe he's possessed after all. Ohhhhh how is he even supposed to keep it together and never say anything about this.]

We'll see what Lan Zhan thinks about that tomorrow. For now, your ghost says no more wine, okay?

[Oh he shouldn't at all. This is Not In The Spirit Of Things. But at the moment the spirit in question is just trying to survive.]

[wukuiyuxin]

[The spirit has a simple question to answer.]

if im good

will he come back

[raveyardpatriarch]

[MISTAKE MISTAKE MISTAKE OH NO How could wine betray Hanguang-jun this way??? He isn't supposed to be sad.]

Lan Zhan is always good. 👍☁️👍☁️👍☁️ And what do you mean come back? Maybe don't worry about that. You're the one that is coming back.

[wukuiyuxin]

[The spirit is being incomprehensible. But that's alright. Or it will have to be.]

i wait