wukuiyuxin: (219)
Lan Wangji ([personal profile] wukuiyuxin) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2022-09-16 11:09 pm

text; un: boring

[Here is an account that has basically never been seen on the network before. And all this account does, over the span of a good twenty to thirty minutes, is to slowly and meticulously post pictures of adorable animals. No commentary, just cute pictures.

You're welcome.]
































raveyardpatriarch: (just here to roll around)

[personal profile] raveyardpatriarch 2022-09-17 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's me!



That's you.
raveyardpatriarch: (im choosing violence)

[personal profile] raveyardpatriarch 2022-09-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look at that, he must have liked it so much he didn't even complain about only one adult rabbit. But here's a correction anyway.]



Better, right?
raveyardpatriarch: (in the arms of the warmest color)

[personal profile] raveyardpatriarch 2022-09-18 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
👻🤭!! Lan Zhan is that you? Are you 😴? No more rule breaking?



The rabbits at home are going to think you've forgotten about them and like me better.
raveyardpatriarch: (do you ever think)

[personal profile] raveyardpatriarch 2022-09-18 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's a lot to take in, even if the middle image is a little inscrutable (but reassuring). For one thing, the rabbits are most certainly not all for him, they are part of his dowry birthday contribution, and for another, they will never in a million years prefer him to Lan Zhan, because they're sensible creatures.]

You want a new rabbit painting like that? How could I possibly make that one any better?
raveyardpatriarch: (see you in spring)

[personal profile] raveyardpatriarch 2022-09-19 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Starting to think it's a very good thing I didn't offer you wine on my birthday. Who knew the moon cares to drink after all? 🌄

Do I need to paint that one too?
raveyardpatriarch: (damn shawty okay)

[personal profile] raveyardpatriarch 2022-09-19 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[That sounds dire. And he was doing so well with the poetry, too.]

So demanding! Or is it wine you want?
raveyardpatriarch: (late for ghostbusting school)

[personal profile] raveyardpatriarch 2022-09-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh interesting and fun! So this is what it feels like to be a cooking fire threatening a kitchen. Wei Wuxian has never wondered, and yet now he knows! Poor drunk swan, playing phone and picture games completely unaware of how an innocent ghost's phone and heart might be imperiled. It's a wonder he's even conscious. Maybe he's possessed after all. Ohhhhh how is he even supposed to keep it together and never say anything about this.]

We'll see what Lan Zhan thinks about that tomorrow. For now, your ghost says no more wine, okay?

[Oh he shouldn't at all. This is Not In The Spirit Of Things. But at the moment the spirit in question is just trying to survive.]
raveyardpatriarch: (yike)

[personal profile] raveyardpatriarch 2022-09-19 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[MISTAKE MISTAKE MISTAKE OH NO How could wine betray Hanguang-jun this way??? He isn't supposed to be sad.]

Lan Zhan is always good. 👍☁️👍☁️👍☁️ And what do you mean come back? Maybe don't worry about that. You're the one that is coming back.