[Here is an account that has basically never been seen on the network before. And all this account does, over the span of a good twenty to thirty minutes, is to slowly and meticulously post pictures of adorable animals. No commentary, just cute pictures.
[After some fumbling, he follows this up with another picture, this one clearly taken by an unsteady hand. Mostly what's visible (and out of focus, due to being too close to the lens) is the wooden railing of the little tea pavilion in the backyard. Through the small gaps, what's actually meant to be the focus can be seen; the lotus plants growing tall in the pond and some small blobs that are probably a few of their rabbits.]
[That's a lot to take in, even if the middle image is a little inscrutable (but reassuring). For one thing, the rabbits are most certainly not all for him, they are part of his dowry birthday contribution, and for another, they will never in a million years prefer him to Lan Zhan, because they're sensible creatures.]
You want a new rabbit painting like that? How could I possibly make that one any better?
[The application of wine takes a little while. Even longer does it take to attempt grabbing the railing to haul himself up, with less than star pupil results.
But Wei Ying is still in his phone, so he returns to it eventually.]
[What's truly dire is Wei Ying not being in his immediate visual range. If he is not Here, he is Elsewhere, and that is a state of things intolerable to him.]
[Oh interesting and fun! So this is what it feels like to be a cooking fire threatening a kitchen. Wei Wuxian has never wondered, and yet now he knows! Poor drunk swan, playing phone and picture games completely unaware of how an innocent ghost's phone and heart might be imperiled. It's a wonder he's even conscious. Maybe he's possessed after all. Ohhhhh how is he even supposed to keep it together and never say anything about this.]
We'll see what Lan Zhan thinks about that tomorrow. For now, your ghost says no more wine, okay?
[Oh he shouldn't at all. This is Not In The Spirit Of Things. But at the moment the spirit in question is just trying to survive.]
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That's you.
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No more responses are forthcoming because he has to look at this rabbit.]
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Better, right?
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((pretend this is a gif))
better.
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The rabbits at home are going to think you've forgotten about them and like me better.
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good
all for you
2/3 actually
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paint?
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dowrybirthday contribution, and for another, they will never in a million years prefer him to Lan Zhan, because they're sensible creatures.]You want a new rabbit painting like that? How could I possibly make that one any better?
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Wei ying's painting
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bright moon no frost no th
[He is getting a little overwrought. But he did bring the wine.]
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Do I need to paint that one too?
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But Wei Ying is still in his phone, so he returns to it eventually.]
want
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So demanding! Or is it wine you want?
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my ghost
[So haunt him.]
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and heartmight be imperiled. It's a wonder he's even conscious. Maybe he's possessed after all. Ohhhhh how is he even supposed to keep it together and never say anything about this.]We'll see what Lan Zhan thinks about that tomorrow. For now, your ghost says no more wine, okay?
[Oh he shouldn't at all. This is Not In The Spirit Of Things. But at the moment the spirit in question is just trying to survive.]
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if im good
will he come back
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Lan Zhan is always good. 👍☁️👍☁️👍☁️ And what do you mean come back? Maybe don't worry about that. You're the one that is coming back.
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i wait