video: un: didnot / dated to whenever the statue goes up

[morns]

( Sometimes, getting up early is a blessing because you get to see a wonderful dawn and enjoy the peace and quiet before everyone else starts to rise.

Sometimes, getting up early is a blessing because you run into Elphame's newest statue of the tournament victors. And, as it seems a terrible shame to not drag her friends (and the other three), Kate whips out her phone and does what any good person would do:

Start a slow, circling walk of the statue. Please enjoy the close ups of the loving detail in which every victor is rendered.

And please also enjoy the huff of laughter Kate lets out before she adds a; )

Congratulations.

( You're immortal, victors. )

Comments

[groundzeroes]

[NOOOOOOO HIS MONOLOGUES]

That's a very interesting detail for you to notice 😎

[morns]

( they've now been replaced with power of friendship speeches. )

aye
never done that before
🙄

( sir pls you know she has checked that chest out far too many times. )

[groundzeroes]

hahahahha ok
glad the sculptors have good taste

[STOP THERE IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD ON THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Don't think I saw you in the tourney. too bad, would have liked to show off a bit

[morns]

( She was... somewhere please don't ask Nik where they didn't think this far through. )

what was your strategy?

( look, she's actually being sensible and not going down their usual cringe fest while there's a child here. )

[groundzeroes]

Before I tell you, you should guess. How does Kate-chan think I won?

[morns]

bribery

1/2

[groundzeroes]

[THE INSTANT RESPONSE]

[groundzeroes]

If I won an entire tourney with bribes, you must find me pretty loaded. Thanks 😎

[morns]

you saying you're not?

( really living that champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget life, Rei? )

[groundzeroes]

Saying less about me and more about our otherworldly competitors. Everyone's got a price, but I think some of our more honest kin would put that price pretty damn high...

[morns]

think it's the less honest ones you need to watch out for.

( you'd have owed her at least 20k, old man. )

so how'd you do it?

text; un: saxitup

[saxsongs]

Meat shields
ヽ(ー_ー )ノ

[groundzeroes]

Ah, from the mouth of the meat shield himself.
I thought you'd prefer a more refined term, though. Hahahaha

[saxsongs]

What would you call a more refined term for something like this?

[groundzeroes]

Vanguard? Tank, if you're RPG minded... Take your pick, Ren-kun.

[saxsongs]

Tank sounds good. I do love a well made RPG.

[morns]

that makes sense

[saxsongs]

Doesn't it? At least it didn't hurt.

[morns]

should have made a statue of you instead.

[saxsongs]

I'd definitely make a sexy statue.

[morns]

( Well, Kate's... taste says she doesn't wholly mind the old man statue. It's got nice melons. )

you think?

[saxsongs]

I do. And a lot of other people as well.

[morns]

gonna need proof.

[saxsongs]

[He sends a picture of himself (slight NSFW warning for nekkid)

Is this enough?

[morns]

( She's on text, which is a good thing, because he doesn't hear the whistle that picture gets.

Very nice. Thank you. )

aye.
bet you could commission someone if you want a statue so bad.