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avalononline2022-01-26 12:56 pm
morns) wrote in avalononline2022-01-26 12:56 pm
video / text: un: didnot
( welcome to the outdoors, Avalon Network. to be specific, welcome to the outdoor course at off limits parkour gym, because that's all that's on the screen. no sign of the person behind the username, though the observant among you may realise that's because her phone is attached to her clothes, GoPro style.
and that's the only warning there is that things are about to start moving, as Kate is quite wordless when she starts running, springing up steps and raised walls to gain height, climbing from one end of the course to the other, where she makes the leap and pulls herself onto the rooftops, continuing to move like liquid across the skyline of the city in an increasingly twisty and complex course which eventually leads her back down to ground, just around the corner from off limits. from there, it's a quick jog until she reaches the gym itself — the yellow light of the neon logo bouncing off her top knot as she lifts the camera to speak into it. )
Think you can do this? ( she pushes a loose bit of hair out of her face with an exhale, biting back the urge to just cancel this whole stupid promotional tactic. ) Prove it.
( that's all from this live broadcast, but scroll down, and you'll find a text description explaining the point of this: )
off limits parkour race
date: 2nd February
time: 14:00
cost to enter: 100g
rules: no magic
prizes:
free training sessions at off limits
picnic basket & champagne
locally produced wines
potion assortments
homemade lavender tea
and that's the only warning there is that things are about to start moving, as Kate is quite wordless when she starts running, springing up steps and raised walls to gain height, climbing from one end of the course to the other, where she makes the leap and pulls herself onto the rooftops, continuing to move like liquid across the skyline of the city in an increasingly twisty and complex course which eventually leads her back down to ground, just around the corner from off limits. from there, it's a quick jog until she reaches the gym itself — the yellow light of the neon logo bouncing off her top knot as she lifts the camera to speak into it. )
Think you can do this? ( she pushes a loose bit of hair out of her face with an exhale, biting back the urge to just cancel this whole stupid promotional tactic. ) Prove it.
( that's all from this live broadcast, but scroll down, and you'll find a text description explaining the point of this: )
off limits parkour race
date: 2nd February
time: 14:00
cost to enter: 100g
rules: no magic
prizes:
free training sessions at off limits
picnic basket & champagne
locally produced wines
potion assortments
homemade lavender tea
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toughen up then.
( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
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wtf
thats got nothing to do with it
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why's it so hard then?
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( not a fun experience. there's definitely a reason for these things, my dude. )
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i dont fuckin need to
but whys it matter
u can just u know
bounce more
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( lord have mercy on her soul she better get sainthood for explaining this. )
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just dont do it then
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that's stupid. easy to work around it with a sports bra.
( why would she take away her non-alcohol pleasures bc of a couple of melons? )